Comments on: We pick up our mail in the 1800s

We pick up our mail in the 1800s

not_on_display — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:11:21 -0800

The Online Time Travel Pharmacy. It is the combination of Indian manufacturers and Canadian pharmacists working together that allows us to do this. By the same guy who brought you this and this.

and this.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:41:58 -0800

Wow, that Wizards page was WAY AWESOME. My wizarding powers have been augmented in new and astonishing ways! Thanks!!

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:01:27 -0800

To protect privacy of our customers, we discreetly package all medications in unmarked paper envelopes resembling personal mail with the return address in Bombay (Mumbai), India. The only difference is that the name "OnlineTimeTravelPharmacy.com" is written in gigantic letters on the envelope, as well as the warning: DANGER! TIME TRAVEL PILLS ENCLOSED. Damnit, I think the mailmen are taking my mail and going back to a happier time with my time travel pills..

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:13:17 -0800

They have a liberal return policy, good to plus or minus 10,000 years! How else can we help you? :)

By: Kronos_to_Earth

Kronos_to_Earth — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:16:33 -0800

I took some of these next week. Hi!

By: Rock Steady

Rock Steady — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 21:34:36 -0800

Take two of these and call me in the Enlightenment.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:32:45 -0800

(Also: as it had been a long while since I checked Get Your War On and other David Rees stuff, I've only just discovered that there are videos! I hope they don't suck.)

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:38:43 -0800

I misread your post and thought it was an online Indo-Canadian pharmacy that one could use while traveling. On arriving at the site I was bewildered, huh, where's the drugs? Prescription to fight a brontosaurus? wtf? d'oh. Time travel. ha! That's funny. I love being a dumbcluck sometimes, nice surprises on occasion. This is charming in a small but very likable way. I haven't wanted to play pretend for ages. hmmm, Where would it be fun to go? Ooh, I always wanted to see Europe before WWII, when it wasn't Americanized but had its own character. The Corfu of Gerald Durrell, the Alexandria of Lawrence Durrell's Alexandria Quartet and Somerset Maugham's Malaysia, his France and London. Do these pills work for literary time travel too? You could space travel to NYC and see tonight's Halloween Parade in the Village that is now a tradition.

By: Marisa Stole the Precious Thing

Marisa Stole the Precious Thing — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:58:04 -0800

That's one comprehensive online tour. I think I'd like to brings some mundane techonology back in time with me, like an MP3 player, or a digital camera, and receive adoration from millions as a techincal wizard. At least until the battery wears out. And you can't overshoot it, either - no one likes to be burned at the stake for a "Thong Song" ringtone.

By: Minus215Cee

Minus215Cee — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 02:25:05 -0800

WARNING!!USE WITH CAUTION: Side effects may include Causality Violation Inflammation, Boitard-Derleth Syndrome, Clemens Sarcoma, Morphail Effect-Paradox, Everett-Wheeler Rickets, Temporal Clones, Inertial Frame Drift, spontaneous hemorrhaging and/or implosion in extremities, super-strength, deja vu, veja vu, jamais vu, and Transubstantiation.

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 04:47:51 -0800

Deep Space Nine? Sold! Sisko OUT!

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:32:34 -0800

Oh and the guy/cartoonist who made this site, David Rees, he rocks. He'll be sort of (a few hundred miles away) in your neck of the woods in a week or so.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 14:10:23 -0800

So can they take themselves back to the days when pharmacists could sell opium without a prescription and ship me a couple of ounces?

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:33:34 -0800

Wait... what?