your most imaginative metaphor for the Bush years and Obama's election
November 8, 2008 2:43 PM   Subscribe

As I wrote to friends thanking them for working on the Obama campaign and sharing a well-earned "Yay for our side!" cheer, I struggled for a good metaphor to describe how I felt. I mean, people around the world were dancing in the streets at news of Obama's victory! When was the last time people around the world danced in the streets over ANY American action?

Here's what I came up with:

America is everybody's brilliant but unstable Uncle that you thought you knew and liked until one day he went off the deep end, descending into a crazy, destructive drinking binge, smashing everything within reach and firing wild random gunshots at anybody in his sight. For a long, long time. So long that you mourn the loss of your old friend and begin to forget what he was like. But *thank God* one day Uncle America wakes up clear-eyed, calm and sober, and appears to be talking sense for the first time in years and you're so, so glad to have the old guy back. And you hope he'll stuck around for a while this time.

A friend wrote back to me:

Yet another analogy comes to mind (I’m sure they are countless!), King Theoden possessed by evil spirits and under the influence of Grima Wormtongue for eight miserable years…

This guy is very imaginative. I love these.

OK, let's hear them: Channel your muses. What is your most creative metaphor for the Bush years and/or Obama's election?
posted by Broadside Affront (10 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This doesn't really fit into metafilter anywhere -- mathowie



 
Uh...okay...good intentions, but.....
posted by kittens for breakfast at 2:47 PM on November 8, 2008


Maybe you meant to put this on the green?
posted by JaredSeth at 2:51 PM on November 8, 2008


Posting what your friend wrote, and what you wrote, is basically self-linking, but you seem to be so confused about the general "metafilter" thing that maybe it should be forgiven.
posted by Citizen Premier at 2:51 PM on November 8, 2008


This is not what Metafilter is for.
posted by availablelight at 2:51 PM on November 8, 2008


But it would make a good Ask Mefi question, no?
posted by MarshallPoe at 2:51 PM on November 8, 2008


Nice post, but it's pretty well in charted GYOB waters.
posted by baphomet at 2:52 PM on November 8, 2008


Bloemph.
posted by By The Grace of God at 2:53 PM on November 8, 2008


Yeah, not really for AskMe, either, since it's basically a discussion question. Especially as presented, it would likely be flagged and deleted there too.
posted by donnagirl at 2:53 PM on November 8, 2008


adorable tolkien reference, you're a great nerdlet, try metachat for this?
posted by By The Grace of God at 2:55 PM on November 8, 2008


But in the Obama era, it must be deleted in the name of love.
posted by MarshallPoe at 2:56 PM on November 8, 2008


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