Fuck Chuck Norris

November 11, 2008 3:24 AM

Chuck Norris facts (and Norris' response) have made their way here before, but for a fresh perspective, check out...an alternate viewpoint.
posted by zardoz (7 comments total)

What will I do with my vacuum? You're making me miss Sarah Palin.
posted by twoleftfeet at 3:35 AM on November 11, 2008

The only Chuck Norris fact you need to know is he campaigned for Huckabee.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 3:37 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]

Ok, so Chuck Norris is a right-wing homophobe, and so to protest that, we're going to make puerile gay-baiting and racist jokes about Norris "suck[ing] dick" and comparing the size of his penis to that of a "Chinaman"?
posted by orthogonality at 3:38 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]

Chuck Norris? Really?
This both sucks and blows.
posted by signal at 3:39 AM on November 11, 2008

You're making me miss Sarah Palin.

Chuck Norris can fix that for you:

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:41 AM on November 11, 2008

Dr. Chuck Norris has spoken.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 3:46 AM on November 11, 2008

OMG LOL CHUCK IS RIGHT WING RIGHT LIKE CHICKEN WING HAHAHA SO LETS MAKE A DICK JOKE PAGE CALLING HIM THE GAAAAAAY PENIS PENIS PENIS
posted by cavalier at 4:01 AM on November 11, 2008