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11:11. Just in case you haven't already heard about it, people all over the world have been experiencing the most amazing phenomenon in the history of our planet. I suggest that you click on The Rainbow Chamber link to continue.
posted by mrgrimm (125 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

 
I admit this is just a guess, but this asshole doesn't have a falsifiable hypothesis, does he?
posted by orthogonality at 9:47 AM on November 11, 2008 [9 favorites]


Really?
posted by uaudio at 9:47 AM on November 11, 2008


OMG IT'S NOVEMBER 11TH!
posted by weezy at 9:49 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


FAKE CRAZY PERSON PRETENDING TO BE A REAL CRAZY PERSON

The Time Cube guy and Ted Jesus Christ God are to be enjoyed, perhaps, but emulating them is a very dark path.
posted by roll truck roll at 9:49 AM on November 11, 2008 [6 favorites]


Drivel. Pure drivel.

*Transforms into a being of pure energy and information. Ascends into higher dimension.*
posted by elwoodwiles at 9:50 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


But I don't want to click on the link to continue. Really, I don't.

The Rainbow Chamber smells of...whoo.
posted by rand at 9:50 AM on November 11, 2008


Go about your life as if you had never read this material

If you insist.
posted by CKmtl at 9:51 AM on November 11, 2008 [10 favorites]


Website exited, going about life as if I had never read it. Thanks for the option.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 9:51 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


lame:lame
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:51 AM on November 11, 2008


I've often wondered if the whole 11:11 thing isn't just Benford's Law meeting the human tendency to notice patterns and even create them where none exist.

Note: This observation still hasn't helped me get an original CD of the appropriate Regina Spektor album.
posted by adipocere at 9:51 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


rock and rollers have known about 11 for a long time
posted by pyramid termite at 9:51 AM on November 11, 2008 [3 favorites]


I'll read all about this magical "confirmation bias" (*does stabby McCain-esque air quotes*) just as soon as I finish sharpening these razor blades by placing them within an origami pyramid.
posted by Burhanistan at 9:52 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Hours are a human construct. There is no special significance to them. 'nuff said.
posted by LSK at 9:53 AM on November 11, 2008


This guy is a disgrace to Remembrance Day.
posted by mannequito at 9:53 AM on November 11, 2008 [6 favorites]


What the fuck does this have to do with Obama?
posted by gman at 9:53 AM on November 11, 2008 [23 favorites]


Do you frequently find 11 cents?

So, the 11:11 phenomenon is COUNTRY IN WHICH THEY HAVE CENTSIST? What a crappy phenomenon.
posted by soundofsuburbia at 9:54 AM on November 11, 2008


Also, this was submitted 91 minutes too soon.
posted by LSK at 9:55 AM on November 11, 2008


Damn you, L. Ron Hubbard. Now every failed sci-fi writer wants to start their own religion.
posted by Citizen Premier at 9:55 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


Fruitcake on the Internet; film at 11:11.
posted by bicyclefish at 9:56 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


For every 11:11 theorist there's an 11:12 wanna-be preparing to ride his coattails.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 9:57 AM on November 11, 2008


SNAKEDUMB
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:59 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


Terry and I worship an unconventional deity. The power of another dimension. Now you are not going to read about this dimension in a book or a magazine because it exists nowhere... but in my own mind. Through our ceremonies and rituals we have witnessed the awesome and vibratory power... of color. - A Mighty Wind
posted by spock at 9:59 AM on November 11, 2008 [4 favorites]


Also, this was submitted 91 minutes too soon.

Or in my timezone, 1:29 too late.
posted by gman at 10:01 AM on November 11, 2008


This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store. - A Mighty Wind
posted by spock at 10:02 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


Boy, sure is convenient that we live in a base-10 society that uses base-60 for time units, instead of base-16- if we lived in a base16 world, it would be 0B:0B, and who would notice that?
posted by jenkinsEar at 10:03 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Some years ago my then-girlfriend and I had somehow arrived at 11:11 as "our special time," good for a hug or a kiss. It was pretty impressive how often the clock settled on 11:11. Confirmation bias is a helluva drug.
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:03 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


11's the key number here. Think about it. 11-Elevens. 11 doors. 11, man, that's the number. 11 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.
posted by sswiller at 10:04 AM on November 11, 2008 [5 favorites]


Yeah... I'm sure that some metaphysical realm is carefully checking a man-made calendar to see if we're at 11:11. The metaphysical realm wants to know what time zone it's supposed to use and if we're off daylight saving yet.
posted by crapmatic at 10:06 AM on November 11, 2008


Do you frequently find 11 cents?

Man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened, it wouldn't have happened.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 10:07 AM on November 11, 2008 [19 favorites]


This isn't even the right year for this.

I'm more about 12/12/12 12:12:12 ... have you ever noticed how many cartons of eggs contain exactly twelve eggs? And how many clocks have exactly twelve numbers, spaced evenly around the circumference? I bet there are twelve function keys on your keyboard!

Prepare for amazing things!
posted by Bokononist at 10:07 AM on November 11, 2008 [4 favorites]


If I squint really hard, I can see something hidden in one of the images.

It seems to say, "BEST OF THE WEB."

But I can't be certain of that.

Hmm, actually, I'm certain it's not that.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 10:08 AM on November 11, 2008


Like it or not, believe it or not, you are mutating from your 3rd dimensional human body into a 5th dimensional Lightbody much like a caterpillar into a butterfly. The scary part of this phenomenon is there is no turning back or any way to stop it.

I didn't think it would happen to me, and you don't think it'll happen to you, but it did, and it will. It's called turning 30, and you'll mutate by at least one pants size.
posted by mudpuppie at 10:10 AM on November 11, 2008 [4 favorites]


The Internet helps me realize that, no, I haven't lost my mind just yet.
posted by chillmost at 10:11 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


I'm definately feeling something... If enlightenment feels like a burning sensation at the base of the skull and a rising desire to smash hippies, then I'm fuckin' golden 5D right about now.

Seriously? I'm glad this guy is happy with his life. Good for him. Didn't we all go through this with the number 42 when we were teenagers and reading tHHGttG? Wish I could get away from the feeling that homeboy's just trying to cash in on being eccentric. I think I'll choose option 1, which is also the title of this post. How's that for synchronicity?
posted by BeerFilter at 10:12 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Wake me up on the 42nd of Octember, there's a portentous date for you.
posted by Mister_A at 10:12 AM on November 11, 2008


eleven:eleven
posted by ardgedee at 10:15 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


This rainbow web site, like all web sites, represents the light and darkness. It also represents the uncertainty of life and its delicacy... It also represents a penis.
posted by Smedleyman at 10:17 AM on November 11, 2008


I think maybe John Hodgman is behind this.
posted by tristeza at 10:20 AM on November 11, 2008


I propose the creation of the 11:11 form of pseudohaiku in this guy's honour.

"Notice the eleven syllables in this: You taint the otherwise good name of fruitcake."
posted by CKmtl at 10:21 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


I humorously describe what happens in my own Rainbow Chamber as the magic of what happens when pigs fly.

There is nothing funny about flying pigs. Pigs are omnivores and can get big enough to eat a person, if we gave them the capacity for flight, we would quickly discover a threat we had never considered before. Also, their poop would be really gross to have to clean off your car.

Though, on the other hand, combining skeet shooting and bacon could make for a great new sport...
posted by quin at 10:22 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


I bet Stevie Nicks would love the shit out the Rainbow Chamber.
posted by The Straightener at 10:22 AM on November 11, 2008


confirmationbasisphenomenon.com was taken?
posted by Nattie at 10:24 AM on November 11, 2008


blah, *confirmationbiasphenomenon.com

On second thought, I can see why he wouldn't want that after all.
posted by Nattie at 10:25 AM on November 11, 2008


No one's mentioned the tie-dye yet. Huh, I would have thought that'd be the first thing to be ridiculed.
posted by nonreflectiveobject at 10:26 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Do you know how many time zones are in the Soviet Union?

Eleven.
Eleven. It's not even funny.
Eleven.
Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous.

we got so much power.
posted by Lemurrhea at 10:27 AM on November 11, 2008 [5 favorites]


I thought it was well established that this kind of thing called for a "batshitinsane" tag.
posted by cmoj at 10:34 AM on November 11, 2008


1111=a lot!
posted by Mister_A at 10:48 AM on November 11, 2008


This guy changed my life.

Wait, no. It just changed back. Wow, that was the fastest yet.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:50 AM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


Shit Sandwich, no bread, extra side of Shit.
posted by dbiedny at 10:51 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


From the site:
And not that it matters, but I consider myself to be a pretty fair handyman and dumpster diver too.
Yeah, actually, it matters a lot, whacko.
posted by GuyZero at 10:51 AM on November 11, 2008


"If you didn’t read the introduction, FPP please take the time to go back and do it before you read this chapter so I won’t have to explain things twice."

So writing this guy a letter.
posted by cjorgensen at 10:53 AM on November 11, 2008


I don't know how to say this but WHAT?!?!? I read the page and I think I just lost faith in crack pot weirdos... Thanks dude in a rainbow shirt and black pants!!!!!!!
posted by Mastercheddaar at 11:00 AM on November 11, 2008


You think you've seen it all, and then the Internets hand you this guy.

I swear, it is true - shake Google hard enough, and you can find anything.
posted by plaidrabbit at 11:07 AM on November 11, 2008


OMG !!!11!!!!ELEVENTYONE
posted by fantabulous timewaster at 11:09 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Where is the batshitinsane tag?
posted by Nattie at 11:09 AM on November 11, 2008


This is what it sounds like
When pigs fly
posted by moonmilk at 11:11 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


The Law of FivesElevens states simply that: All things happen in fiveselevens, or are divisible by or are multiples of fiveeleven, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to 511
The Law of FivesElevens is never wrong.
—Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00016
posted by kcds at 11:18 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Well, it makes sense if you think about it.

This planet too strongly retains the influence of our military-industrial technology masters. Such hatred can only breed more hatred, and this conflict would rage from generation to generation. So we proceed to the higher dimensions that even now call to us, led by our Regis ascending, consuming all the protoculture, and rising to a higher plane. Come with her, discard this world, following the spirit of light, as it beckons us onward, as it spreads its wings and carries us home!
posted by weston at 11:22 AM on November 11, 2008


The Rainbow Chamber:
Level 1: Relaxation, Stress Management, Prayer/Meditation, Healing, Social Functions etc.

Level2: Light-based ascension technology for Lightbody activation... Yahoo!
Level 3: I can't move! I think this guy in the tie-dyed shirt has put something in my drink! Please please please let me die now, before he can get his rainbow-colored trousers down!
posted by pracowity at 11:23 AM on November 11, 2008


We came in to say this.
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 11:23 AM on November 11, 2008


tl:dr
posted by mullingitover at 11:24 AM on November 11, 2008


Eleven's the number for me, don't you see?
posted by An Infinity Of Monkeys at 11:26 AM on November 11, 2008


Yet another crackpot.
posted by mike3k at 11:27 AM on November 11, 2008


The 23rdians and Douglas Adams fans would like a word.
posted by deusdiabolus at 11:29 AM on November 11, 2008


"Now the new phenomena is rainbow's near the ground... We as a nation have to ask ourselves: What the hell is going on? What is oozing out of the ground?"
posted by milkrate at 11:29 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Level2: Light-based ascension technology for Lightbody activation... Yahoo!

Well there's your problem right there. Nobody uses Yahoo anymore (do they?)
posted by jokeefe at 11:32 AM on November 11, 2008


Confirmation bias never dies.
posted by ageispolis at 11:33 AM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Only three more years until 11:11 11-11-11.

Spooky.
posted by paisley henosis at 11:44 AM on November 11, 2008


I don't have enough fingers to understand this, sorry.
posted by The Light Fantastic at 11:52 AM on November 11, 2008


omg, it's the singularity!!!

*packs suitcase*
posted by sexyrobot at 11:54 AM on November 11, 2008


I highly recommend that you order my book, Spirit Master 101...

Thanks, but no thanks.
posted by ericb at 11:57 AM on November 11, 2008


This man is as naught before the might of Prince Leopold.

I almost feel sorry for him in his profound ignorance of the true universe.
posted by winna at 12:00 PM on November 11, 2008


I can't understand why everyone doesn't recognize number 17 as the bestest number in the whole universe. Or you can just quit reading this post and forfeit your chance to transported into the Rainbow World of Flying Donkeys. Go ahead. Just forget I said anything.
posted by kozad at 12:13 PM on November 11, 2008


As unbelievable as it may be, this phenomenon is one of the major indicators that our planet is in a state of ascension from the 3rd dimension into the 4th dimension (where we are now) and finally into the 5th dimension.

I find it funny when people have no fucking idea what dimensionality is.
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 12:15 PM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


The outfit! *gah my eyes

But but but, that happens to me all the time, the 11:11 digital clock thing. What the heck is that? Answer: coinkidink

Pattern recognition is an innate ability of animals but then there is pattern recognition gone to the nutjob side: Apophenia, related to the Forer Effect in people believing in astrology, fortune telling etc.
posted by nickyskye at 12:15 PM on November 11, 2008


Sticky Carpet, at 11:11(pm) our family states the time and we all make a wish!
posted by winks007 at 12:19 PM on November 11, 2008


TheOnlyCoolTim: I laughed at that also. I could give him a pass and interpret that as him meaning that there is some kind of perceptual shift going on enabling humans to see past three dimensions, but even then...
posted by Burhanistan at 12:21 PM on November 11, 2008


And all this time I thought "ONLY" 46 and 2 were ahead of me. I have no time for silly 11!
posted by winks007 at 12:24 PM on November 11, 2008


Well, this is kind of weird for me. My birthday is 11/11/74 (7+4 = 11) and I was born at 11:11 pm (no joke). Also, if you add up the digits in our wedding anniversary, guess what number they add up to?

So I do consider it a lucky number for me, but the rest of the site is hogwash.
posted by desjardins at 12:32 PM on November 11, 2008


Also, if you favorite this comment 11 times, I'll leave the site.





For 11 minutes.
posted by desjardins at 12:35 PM on November 11, 2008 [5 favorites]


What, no batshitinsane tag?
posted by daHIFI at 12:49 PM on November 11, 2008


After seeing this image, I had the odd feeling that I'd wandered into that awkward episode of Iron Chef where the secret ingredient was "peyote buttons".

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
posted by mosk at 12:52 PM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


You guys are such skeptics! Did you not notice he explained his credentials in the first line?

"...and I am a Lightworker/Spirit Master."

Dudes, he is both these things. And his titles are also Capitalized*. If a multi-classed character like this doesn't have any righteous wisdom to lay on us, I will eat my big rainbow hat.


*Now if they were in all caps, of course he would be a nutbar.
posted by ricochet biscuit at 12:55 PM on November 11, 2008


Kinda boring. Sort of like, "I'd be batshitinsane if I weren't so busy trying to mac on the ladies with my fantastic patter and sublime style sense." You know, half-assed.
posted by From Bklyn at 1:39 PM on November 11, 2008


Thanks for the good thoughts, Lemurrhea.
posted by greensweater at 1:40 PM on November 11, 2008


G+A+R+Y+L+J+O+H+N+S+O+N =

7+1+18+25+12+10+15+8+14+19+15+8 = 152

1 + 5 * 2 = 11!

Coincidence? HARDLY!
posted by brain cloud at 1:47 PM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


This is what I meant to link to
posted by milkrate at 1:51 PM on November 11, 2008


Say what you want, but as these things go he has one of the better designed websites. No giant centered text over a stationary background sprinkled liberally with blink tags. I think you guys are just too picky, you get not horrible web design and then expect sensible, non-insane content too?
posted by blm at 1:52 PM on November 11, 2008


one, two, three, FOUR, FIVE, six, seven, eight, NINE, TEN, eleven, twelve.
posted by educatedslacker at 1:54 PM on November 11, 2008


Has anyone noticed that this website was actually designed by professionals? Take a look at their website to learn where the crazies go to get that "crazy look"!
posted by hammurderer at 1:57 PM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing.

wait wait wait...Did he just say that astrology and occult sciences are "hooey" "screw loose"...this guy means to tell me that the two of the OLDEST practices science in human history are bull shit... WOW... I don't even have a sarcastic comment for that one. I will go back to reading my horoscope...
posted by SheMulp AKA Plus 1 at 2:12 PM on November 11, 2008


and further more we all know the the real number to look for is 24
posted by SheMulp AKA Plus 1 at 2:29 PM on November 11, 2008


More importantly, on 11-11, we must acknowledge the existence of corduroy: www.corduroyclub.com
posted by cherie72 at 2:34 PM on November 11, 2008


What the...fuck? What the...? I dont come to Metafilter for...what the...?

(OK, I'm a little grumpy.)
posted by captainsohler at 2:36 PM on November 11, 2008


"The next one of you who adds a number to another number is gonna hear it from my 45."
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 2:43 PM on November 11, 2008


Too much Babylon 5.

(Apologies for heresy!)
posted by BishopsLoveScifi at 2:51 PM on November 11, 2008


I so want an outfit like his...
posted by Mental Wimp at 2:55 PM on November 11, 2008


oh my god. He's right.
And look at the world trade center! It practically is an eleven!
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:08 PM on November 11, 2008


AHHHH IT'S NOVEMBER 11th!
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:08 PM on November 11, 2008


My birthday is 11/11/74

☺mg ♫ ♪ Happy Birthday desjardins ! ♫ ♪

11 candles to blow out and male a wish ☞ ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
posted by nickyskye at 3:09 PM on November 11, 2008


i cant believe he uses his Relaxation, Stress Management, Prayer/Meditation, Healing level for social functions as well, is it just me or does that seem a bit odd?
posted by chelegonian at 3:54 PM on November 11, 2008


Man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened, it wouldn't have happened.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:07 AM on November 11 [11 favorites +] [!]


OH
MY
GOD
posted by Saxon Kane at 3:55 PM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


Judging by the man's outfit, wouldn't this be more appropriate on 4-1?
posted by Cranberry at 4:03 PM on November 11, 2008


As promised, I wrote him a letter:
Lightworker/Spirit Master
Gary L. Johnson
1051 S. Downing St.
Denver, CO 80209-4437


Dear Gary L. Johnson,

I have a couple questions regarding your book "Spirit Master 101" and the 11:11 Phenomenon. I couldn't find a table of contents for your book, so don't know if you cover these questions, so forgive me if you go into this in detail.

Anyway, I was wondering if your guide would be helpful in making me more of a manly man. I mean I am already pretty manly, but who doesn't want to be even MORE manly (well, other than most women of course!)? But I would like to walk into a room exuding an Alpha Male aura.

There's also a little problem I have with sexual dysfunction. I don't want to paint a graphic picture here, but was wondering if you have any advice on premature ejaculation? I often masturbate several times in the shower in the morning and I always finish before the hot water runs out! I'd be happy doing it less times if this meant each time could last more than the 10 or 15 minutes it does now.

Thanks in advance for any information, education, or erudition you can give!


Light, Love & Laughter Always,


Christopher L. Jorgensen
Thanks for the post!
posted by cjorgensen at 4:11 PM on November 11, 2008


Also you probably shouldnt poke fun at prince leo, hes the most powerful psychic on the planet and he might just suspend your negative spirit in light. (thats right i read all that shit, and all this shit and im not going to be happy if i have to fight intergalactic/multidimensional light beings in my dreams, again)
posted by chelegonian at 4:12 PM on November 11, 2008


Hmm...

My birthday is 11/11/56 and my wife's is 4/4/59,

5+6=11 and 9-5=4 and 11-4=7,
so 7/7/7.

I'm guess I'm almost totally evil.

or

Jackpot!

Neither seems to apply.
posted by Carmody'sPrize at 4:23 PM on November 11, 2008


Dear Christopher L. Jorgenson,

This one goes to eleven.

Sincerely,

Gary L. Johnson
posted by mattdidthat at 4:25 PM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Hm. Dude doesn't strike me as a Screams for Tina fan.
posted by gargoyle93 at 4:26 PM on November 11, 2008


The ancient Japanese considered the go board a microcosm of the universe.
Although when it’s empty it appears to be simple and ordered. The possibilities of game play are endless. They say no two games have ever been alike, just like snowflakes. So, the go board actually represents an extremely complex and chaotic universe. But as the go game progresses the possibilities become smaller and smaller and the board takes on order. Soon, all the games are predictable. So maybe though we’re not sophisticated enough to be aware of it, there is a pattern, an order underlying every go game. But as soon as scientific rigor is discarded there’s no longer math but numerology. When the mind becomes obsessed with anything, everything else will be filtered out and find that thing everywhere (and here lies the danger of paranoia and madness).
posted by kaibutsu at 4:48 PM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


*11 candles to blow out and make a wish *gah
posted by nickyskye at 4:50 PM on November 11, 2008


I just made the comments in this thread go from 110 to 111.

YOU! do the math.
posted by Jikido at 5:07 PM on November 11, 2008


Uri Geller clears it all up:
11:11 is a pre-encoded trigger placed into our cellular memory banks prior to our descent into matter which, when activated, signifies that our time of completion is near. This refers to the completion of duality. When the 11:11 appears to you, it is your wake-up call. A direct channel opens up between you and the Invisible. When this happens, it is time to reflect on whatever you are doing for a moment and Look Larger. A transfer is in position. You can enter the Greater Reality if you wish pray or meditate and seed your future and also, you can be seeded by the Invisible. You can ask for help in some specific area of your life or simply listen quietly and receive a revelation. The appearance of 11:11 is an always beneficial act of Divine Intervention telling you that it is time to take a good look around you and see what is really happening. It’s time to pierce the veils of illusion that keep us bound to an unreal world. You have been chosen, because you are ready, to step into the Greater Reality. To lead the way for others into a new way of living, into a Greater Love. To ascend from duality into Oneness.
posted by tellurian at 5:31 PM on November 11, 2008


I am trying to deal with it as best I can. my god the dimensionality I think I better hit post quickly something is happening I
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 5:43 PM on November 11, 2008


111 comments? Fuck that shit.
posted by Joseph Gurl at 5:52 PM on November 11, 2008 [1 favorite]


Hang on, it looks like 11:11 is actually a component of a molecular disrupter Stargate.
posted by tellurian at 6:14 PM on November 11, 2008


Oh man, if I could tell you the sheer number of times weird tie-dye pseudo-prophets have used the "oh hey, come check out my magic rainbow room!" line.
posted by dejah420 at 7:14 PM on November 11, 2008 [2 favorites]


If there is anything to this, it is probably the launch of a line of Hippie Retirement Pajamas. Once on Social Security, we can all make universes to our liking. This entity must get SOMETHING out of this, after all those are some unabashed photographs, maybe he hopes to be the next Schizophrenic Magnet. Yo!, crazy babes, I am right here!
posted by Oyéah at 10:26 PM on November 11, 2008


LEST BEST WE FORGET
posted by mazola at 11:04 PM on November 11, 2008


We binarians ascended years ago.
posted by team lowkey at 12:39 AM on November 12, 2008


The Michael Guest commentary is comic gold this morning. Thank you spock and mattdidthat.
posted by greekphilosophy at 6:47 AM on November 12, 2008


OMG Christopher Guest. It's too early. I took my first sip of coffee directly after hitting send. Clearly I did those things in the wrong order.
posted by greekphilosophy at 6:48 AM on November 12, 2008


Well call me crazy but this:
The hardest part of presenting this material was to put in terms that the average person could easily understand which I hope I have done. It really is easy to read. As an added bonus, I have also included three family recipes in the book that are worth more than the price of the order by themselves, in my own opinion of course.
seems too good to be true. I get to understand 11/11 rainbow activation AND I get 3 family recipes!?! My only question is do 5th dimension beings need to eat?
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:41 AM on November 12, 2008


Another --

"Thirty hours and still something is missing: the oh-so-important batshitinsane tag."
posted by CKmtl at 3:36 PM on November 12, 2008


I got my reply!
November 14th, 2008

Dear Christopher,

Thanks for your inquiry even though your questions are not usually the type that I answer. I have always told people that I’m not in the business of giving advice because wise men don’t need it and fools won’t heed it. And if by some chance I were to give you some advice and it turns out to be good advice, who do you think you are going to contact when you need some more advice? Me, of course. With that said, maybe I could point you in the right direction.

Any master will always try to point you to yourself. You contain all of the answers to your own questions inside of you and the way to access those answers is through meditation, believe it or not. So what I would recommend is for you to find the time to relax in a quiet place, maybe light a candle or two and burn some nice incense to set the mood. Then just relax and ask yourself the questions that you have and see what answers come. Now this may not be what you had in mind when you asked me the questions, but in the long run, you will find this works very well when you get used to the process.

When you mention becoming an Alpha male, I will be totally honest with you by say that concept is very third dimensional. That has been the goal of most males on this planet for eons and those games are almost over now. Playing an Alpha male will not be the game in the very near future because we are in a state of ascension now are heading for the 5th dimension where only Light, Love and Oneness exist. So my first recommendation is to go with the flow and begin thinking in those terms. This means opening your heart and shining your Light wherever you go with out judging others and loving everyone unconditionally. I know that is a tough request for sure, but give it a shot.

I didn’t say this was going to be easy, but that would be my recommendation. The idea is to become more Christ like with the Christ consciousness than a domineering Alpha male. Know that absolutely everything responds to love without exception. Women want love, not sex (even though some only want that too). If you truly become more Christ like, you will have more women than you will know what to do with and there will be no need to dominate anyone much less other males. Again, this might not be the answer that you were looking for, but that is my response which I’m sure you will find to be good advice no only here on planet Earth in our present dimension, but also in the upper dimensions as well.

The 3rd dimension human experiment has been based on operating out of the two lower chakas which are survival and sexuality. So I would recommend contacting a sexual therapist for the answer to your 2nd question. Just keep in mind that we are all heading toward operating out of hearts rather than our pants. By the law of attraction which says Like attracts Like, if you operate out of your heart and love, you will attract a female that operates in the same manner. When that happens, I would guess that the sex part would take care of itself quite naturally. Be patient, meditate and consider what I have said and see what happens. I would also recommend reading my book to give you a much broader picture of who you are, where you came from, what you are doing here on planet Earth and where we are going from here. I’m sure that would help you greatly.

Light, Love & Laughter Always,

[signed]

Gary Johnson
Spirit Master/Rainbow Warrior of Light
I rule.
posted by cjorgensen at 5:14 PM on November 18, 2008 [1 favorite]


Christ had more chicks than he knew what to do with. Being an egalitarian peasant rabble rouser was the ancient Near East version of being in the band, so I'm told.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 5:44 PM on November 18, 2008


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