Comments on: Go about your life as if you had never read this material

Go about your life as if you had never read this material

mrgrimm — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:40:49 -0800

11:11. Just in case you haven't already heard about it, people all over the world have been experiencing the most amazing phenomenon in the history of our planet. I suggest that you click on The Rainbow Chamber link to continue.

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:47:24 -0800

I admit this is just a guess, but this asshole doesn't have a falsifiable hypothesis, does he?

By: uaudio

uaudio — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:47:53 -0800

Really?

By: weezy

weezy — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:49:14 -0800

OMG IT'S NOVEMBER 11TH!

By: roll truck roll

roll truck roll — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:49:27 -0800

FAKE CRAZY PERSON PRETENDING TO BE A REAL CRAZY PERSON The Time Cube guy and Ted Jesus Christ God are to be enjoyed, perhaps, but emulating them is a very dark path.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:50:03 -0800

Drivel. Pure drivel. *Transforms into a being of pure energy and information. Ascends into higher dimension.*

By: rand

rand — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:50:15 -0800

But I don't want to click on the link to continue. Really, I don't. The Rainbow Chamber smells of...whoo.

By: CKmtl

CKmtl — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:51:02 -0800

Go about your life as if you had never read this material If you insist.

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:51:09 -0800

Website exited, going about life as if I had never read it. Thanks for the option.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:51:21 -0800

lame:lame

By: adipocere

adipocere — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:51:21 -0800

I've often wondered if the whole 11:11 thing isn't just Benford's Law meeting the human tendency to notice patterns and even create them where none exist. Note: This observation still hasn't helped me get an original CD of the appropriate Regina Spektor album.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:51:38 -0800

rock and rollers have known about 11 for a long time

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:52:26 -0800

I'll read all about this magical "confirmation bias" (*does stabby McCain-esque air quotes*) just as soon as I finish sharpening these razor blades by placing them within an origami pyramid.

By: LSK

LSK — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:53:14 -0800

Hours are a human construct. There is no special significance to them. 'nuff said.

By: mannequito

mannequito — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:53:36 -0800

This guy is a disgrace to Remembrance Day.

By: gman

gman — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:53:54 -0800

What the fuck does this have to do with Obama?

By: soundofsuburbia

soundofsuburbia — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:54:20 -0800

Do you frequently find 11 cents? So, the 11:11 phenomenon is COUNTRY IN WHICH THEY HAVE CENTSIST? What a crappy phenomenon.

By: LSK

LSK — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:55:26 -0800

Also, this was submitted 91 minutes too soon.

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:55:56 -0800

Damn you, L. Ron Hubbard. Now every failed sci-fi writer wants to start their own religion.

By: bicyclefish

bicyclefish — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:56:59 -0800

Fruitcake on the Internet; film at 11:11.

By: Slack-a-gogo

Slack-a-gogo — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:57:21 -0800

For every 11:11 theorist there's an 11:12 wanna-be preparing to ride his coattails.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:59:17 -0800

SNAKEDUMB

By: spock

spock — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:59:48 -0800

Terry and I worship an unconventional deity. The power of another dimension. Now you are not going to read about this dimension in a book or a magazine because it exists nowhere... but in my own mind. Through our ceremonies and rituals we have witnessed the awesome and vibratory power... of color. - A Mighty Wind

By: gman

gman — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:01:44 -0800

Also, this was submitted 91 minutes too soon. Or in my timezone, 1:29 too late.

By: spock

spock — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:02:12 -0800

This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store. - A Mighty Wind

By: jenkinsEar

jenkinsEar — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:03:32 -0800

Boy, sure is convenient that we live in a base-10 society that uses base-60 for time units, instead of base-16- if we lived in a base16 world, it would be 0B:0B, and who would notice that?

By: StickyCarpet

StickyCarpet — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:03:49 -0800

Some years ago my then-girlfriend and I had somehow arrived at 11:11 as "our special time," good for a hug or a kiss. It was pretty impressive how often the clock settled on 11:11. Confirmation bias is a helluva drug.

By: sswiller

sswiller — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:04:07 -0800

11's the key number here. Think about it. 11-Elevens. 11 doors. 11, man, that's the number. 11 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.

By: crapmatic

crapmatic — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:06:47 -0800

Yeah... I'm sure that some metaphysical realm is carefully checking a man-made calendar to see if we're at 11:11. The metaphysical realm wants to know what time zone it's supposed to use and if we're off daylight saving yet.

By: East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94

East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:07:27 -0800

Do you frequently find 11 cents? Man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened, it wouldn't have happened.

By: Bokononist

Bokononist — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:07:55 -0800

This isn't even the right year for this. I'm more about 12/12/12 12:12:12 ... have you ever noticed how many cartons of eggs contain exactly twelve eggs? And how many clocks have exactly twelve numbers, spaced evenly around the circumference? I bet there are twelve function keys on your keyboard! Prepare for amazing things!

By: Cool Papa Bell

Cool Papa Bell — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:08:12 -0800

If I squint really hard, I can see something hidden in one of the images. It seems to say, "BEST OF THE WEB." But I can't be certain of that. Hmm, actually, I'm certain it's not that.

By: mudpuppie

mudpuppie — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:10:22 -0800

Like it or not, believe it or not, you are mutating from your 3rd dimensional human body into a 5th dimensional Lightbody much like a caterpillar into a butterfly. The scary part of this phenomenon is there is no turning back or any way to stop it. I didn't think it would happen to me, and you don't think it'll happen to you, but it did, and it will. It's called turning 30, and you'll mutate by at least one pants size.

By: chillmost

chillmost — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:11:00 -0800

The Internet helps me realize that, no, I haven't lost my mind just yet.

By: BeerFilter

BeerFilter — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:12:20 -0800

I'm definately feeling something... If enlightenment feels like a burning sensation at the base of the skull and a rising desire to smash hippies, then I'm fuckin' golden 5D right about now. Seriously? I'm glad this guy is happy with his life. Good for him. Didn't we all go through this with the number 42 when we were teenagers and reading tHHGttG? Wish I could get away from the feeling that homeboy's just trying to cash in on being eccentric. I think I'll choose option 1, which is also the title of this post. How's that for synchronicity?

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:12:58 -0800

Wake me up on the 42nd of Octember, there's a portentous date for you.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:15:41 -0800

eleven:eleven

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:17:05 -0800

This rainbow web site, like all web sites, represents the light and darkness. It also represents the uncertainty of life and its delicacy... It also represents a penis.

By: tristeza

tristeza — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:20:56 -0800

I think maybe John Hodgman is behind this.

By: CKmtl

CKmtl — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:21:39 -0800

I propose the creation of the 11:11 form of pseudohaiku in this guy's honour. "Notice the eleven syllables in this: You taint the otherwise good name of fruitcake."

By: quin

quin — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:22:00 -0800

I humorously describe what happens in my own Rainbow Chamber as the magic of what happens when pigs fly. There is nothing funny about flying pigs. Pigs are omnivores and can get big enough to eat a person, if we gave them the capacity for flight, we would quickly discover a threat we had never considered before. Also, their poop would be really gross to have to clean off your car. Though, on the other hand, combining skeet shooting and bacon could make for a great new sport...

By: The Straightener

The Straightener — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:22:13 -0800

I bet Stevie Nicks would love the shit out the Rainbow Chamber.

By: Nattie

Nattie — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:24:40 -0800

confirmationbasisphenomenon.com was taken?

By: Nattie

Nattie — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:25:16 -0800

blah, *confirmationbiasphenomenon.com On second thought, I can see why he wouldn't want that after all.

By: nonreflectiveobject

nonreflectiveobject — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:26:25 -0800

No one's mentioned the tie-dye yet. Huh, I would have thought that'd be the first thing to be ridiculed.

By: Lemurrhea

Lemurrhea — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:27:01 -0800

Do you know how many time zones are in the Soviet Union? Eleven. Eleven. It's not even funny. Eleven. Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous. we got so much power.

By: cmoj

cmoj — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:34:56 -0800

I thought it was well established that this kind of thing called for a "batshitinsane" tag.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:48:26 -0800

11¹¹=a lot!

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:50:14 -0800

This guy changed my life. Wait, no. It just changed back. Wow, that was the fastest yet.

By: dbiedny

dbiedny — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:51:05 -0800

Shit Sandwich, no bread, extra side of Shit.

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:51:46 -0800

From the site:

And not that it matters, but I consider myself to be a pretty fair handyman and dumpster diver too.

Yeah, actually, it matters a lot, whacko.

By: cjorgensen

cjorgensen — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:53:02 -0800

"If you didn’t read the ~~introduction,~~ FPP please take the time to go back and do it before you read this chapter so I won’t have to explain things twice." So writing this guy a letter.

By: Mastercheddaar

Mastercheddaar — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:00:45 -0800

I don't know how to say this but WHAT?!?!? I read the page and I think I just lost faith in crack pot weirdos... Thanks dude in a rainbow shirt and black pants!!!!!!!

By: plaidrabbit

plaidrabbit — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:07:25 -0800

You think you've seen it all, and then the Internets hand you this guy. I swear, it is true - shake Google hard enough, and you can find anything.

By: fantabulous timewaster

fantabulous timewaster — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:09:39 -0800

OMG !!!11!!!!ELEVENTYONE

By: Nattie

Nattie — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:09:50 -0800

Where is the batshitinsane tag?

By: moonmilk

moonmilk — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:11:49 -0800

This is what it sounds like When pigs fly

By: kcds

kcds — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:18:11 -0800

The Law of ~~Fives~~Elevens states simply that: All things happen in ~~fives~~elevens, or are divisible by or are multiples of ~~five~~eleven, or are somehow directly or indirectly appropriate to 511 The Law of ~~Fives~~Elevens is never wrong. —Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00016

By: weston

weston — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:22:01 -0800

Well, it makes sense if you think about it. This planet too strongly retains the influence of our military-industrial technology masters. Such hatred can only breed more hatred, and this conflict would rage from generation to generation. So we proceed to the higher dimensions that even now call to us, led by our Regis ascending, consuming all the protoculture, and rising to a higher plane. Come with her, discard this world, following the spirit of light, as it beckons us onward, as it spreads its wings and carries us home!

By: pracowity

pracowity — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:23:35 -0800

The Rainbow Chamber:

Level 1: Relaxation, Stress Management, Prayer/Meditation, Healing, Social Functions etc. Level2: Light-based ascension technology for Lightbody activation... Yahoo!

Level 3: I can't move! I think this guy in the tie-dyed shirt has put something in my drink! Please please please let me die now, before he can get his rainbow-colored trousers down!

By: An Infinity Of Monkeys

An Infinity Of Monkeys — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:23:47 -0800

We came in to say this.

By: mullingitover

mullingitover — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:24:54 -0800

tl:dr

By: An Infinity Of Monkeys

An Infinity Of Monkeys — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:26:39 -0800

Eleven's the number for me, don't you see?

By: mike3k

mike3k — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:27:43 -0800

Yet another crackpot.

By: deusdiabolus

deusdiabolus — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:29:18 -0800

The 23rdians and Douglas Adams fans would like a word.

By: milkrate

milkrate — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:29:50 -0800

"Now the new phenomena is rainbow's near the ground... We as a nation have to ask ourselves: What the hell is going on? What is oozing out of the ground?"

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:32:13 -0800

Level2: Light-based ascension technology for Lightbody activation... Yahoo! Well there's your problem right there. Nobody uses Yahoo anymore (do they?)

By: ageispolis

ageispolis — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:33:06 -0800

Confirmation bias never dies.

By: paisley henosis

paisley henosis — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:44:59 -0800

Only three more years until 11:11 11-11-11. Spooky.

By: The Light Fantastic

The Light Fantastic — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:52:08 -0800

I don't have enough fingers to understand this, sorry.

By: sexyrobot

sexyrobot — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:54:13 -0800

omg, it's the singularity!!! *packs suitcase*

By: ericb

ericb — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:57:57 -0800

I highly recommend that you order my book, Spirit Master 101... Thanks, but no thanks.

By: winna

winna — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:00:19 -0800

This man is as naught before the might of Prince Leopold. I almost feel sorry for him in his profound ignorance of the true universe.

By: kozad

kozad — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:13:12 -0800

I can't understand why everyone doesn't recognize number 17 as the bestest number in the whole universe. Or you can just quit reading this post and forfeit your chance to transported into the Rainbow World of Flying Donkeys. Go ahead. Just forget I said anything.

By: TheOnlyCoolTim

TheOnlyCoolTim — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:15:24 -0800

As unbelievable as it may be, this phenomenon is one of the major indicators that our planet is in a state of ascension from the 3rd dimension into the 4th dimension (where we are now) and finally into the 5th dimension. I find it funny when people have no fucking idea what dimensionality is.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:15:48 -0800

The outfit! *gah my eyes But but but, that happens to me all the time, the 11:11 digital clock thing. What the heck is that? Answer: coinkidink Pattern recognition is an innate ability of animals but then there is pattern recognition gone to the nutjob side: Apophenia, related to the Forer Effect in people believing in astrology, fortune telling etc.

By: winks007

winks007 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:19:52 -0800

Sticky Carpet, at 11:11(pm) our family states the time and we all make a wish!

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:21:46 -0800

TheOnlyCoolTim: I laughed at that also. I could give him a pass and interpret that as him meaning that there is some kind of perceptual shift going on enabling humans to see past three dimensions, but even then...

By: winks007

winks007 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:24:38 -0800

And all this time I thought "ONLY" 46 and 2 were ahead of me. I have no time for silly 11!

By: desjardins

desjardins — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:32:19 -0800

Well, this is kind of weird for me. My birthday is 11/11/74 (7+4 = 11) and I was born at 11:11 pm (no joke). Also, if you add up the digits in our wedding anniversary, guess what number they add up to? So I do consider it a lucky number for me, but the rest of the site is hogwash.

By: desjardins

desjardins — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:35:35 -0800

Also, if you favorite this comment 11 times, I'll leave the site. For 11 minutes.

By: daHIFI

daHIFI — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:49:13 -0800

What, no batshitinsane tag?

By: mosk

mosk — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:52:47 -0800

After seeing this image, I had the odd feeling that I'd wandered into that awkward episode of Iron Chef where the secret ingredient was "peyote buttons". Not that there's anything wrong with that...

By: ricochet biscuit

ricochet biscuit — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:55:23 -0800

You guys are such skeptics! Did you not notice he explained his credentials in the first line? "...and I am a Lightworker/Spirit Master." Dudes, he is both these things. And his titles are also Capitalized*. If a multi-classed character like this doesn't have any righteous wisdom to lay on us, I will eat my big rainbow hat. *Now if they were in all caps, of course he would be a nutbar.

By: From Bklyn

From Bklyn — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:39:37 -0800

Kinda boring. Sort of like, "I'd be batshitinsane if I weren't so busy trying to mac on the ladies with my fantastic patter and sublime style sense." You know, half-assed.

By: greensweater

greensweater — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:40:10 -0800

Thanks for the good thoughts, Lemurrhea.

By: brain cloud

brain cloud — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:47:05 -0800

G+A+R+Y+L+J+O+H+N+S+O+N = 7+1+18+25+12+10+15+8+14+19+15+8 = 152 1 + 5 * 2 = 11! Coincidence? HARDLY!

By: milkrate

milkrate — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:51:10 -0800

This is what I meant to link to

By: blm

blm — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:52:22 -0800

Say what you want, but as these things go he has one of the better designed websites. No giant centered text over a stationary background sprinkled liberally with blink tags. I think you guys are just too picky, you get not horrible web design and then expect sensible, non-insane content too?

By: educatedslacker

educatedslacker — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:54:27 -0800

one, two, three, FOUR, FIVE, six, seven, eight, NINE, TEN, eleven, twelve.

By: hammurderer

hammurderer — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:57:43 -0800

Has anyone noticed that this website was actually designed by professionals? Take a look at their website to learn where the crazies go to get that "crazy look"!

By: SheMulp AKA Plus 1

SheMulp AKA Plus 1 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:12:09 -0800

This is not an occult science. This is not one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff's hooey, and you've got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. wait wait wait...Did he just say that astrology and occult sciences are "hooey" "screw loose"...this guy means to tell me that the two of the OLDEST practices science in human history are bull shit... WOW... I don't even have a sarcastic comment for that one. I will go back to reading my horoscope...

By: SheMulp AKA Plus 1

SheMulp AKA Plus 1 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:29:27 -0800

and further more we all know the the real number to look for is 24

By: cherie72

cherie72 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:34:06 -0800

More importantly, on 11-11, we must acknowledge the existence of corduroy: www.corduroyclub.com

By: captainsohler

captainsohler — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:36:50 -0800

What the...fuck? What the...? I dont come to Metafilter for...what the...? (OK, I'm a little grumpy.)

By: The Great Big Mulp

The Great Big Mulp — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:43:42 -0800

"The next one of you who adds a number to another number is gonna hear it from my 45."

By: BishopsLoveScifi

BishopsLoveScifi — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:51:52 -0800

Too much Babylon 5. (Apologies for heresy!)

By: Mental Wimp

Mental Wimp — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:55:16 -0800

I so want an outfit like his...

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:08:21 -0800

oh my god. He's right. And look at the world trade center! It practically is an eleven!

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:08:37 -0800

AHHHH IT'S NOVEMBER 11th!

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:09:25 -0800

My birthday is 11/11/74 ☺mg ♫ ♪ Happy Birthday desjardins ! ♫ ♪ 11 candles to blow out and male a wish ☞ ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

By: chelegonian

chelegonian — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:54:52 -0800

i cant believe he uses his Relaxation, Stress Management, Prayer/Meditation, Healing level for social functions as well, is it just me or does that seem a bit odd?

By: Saxon Kane

Saxon Kane — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:55:38 -0800

Man, if I had a nickel for every time that happened, it wouldn't have happened. posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:07 AM on November 11 [11 favorites +] [!] OH MY GOD

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:03:25 -0800

Judging by the man's outfit, wouldn't this be more appropriate on 4-1?

By: cjorgensen

cjorgensen — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:11:28 -0800

As promised, I wrote him a letter:

Lightworker/Spirit Master Gary L. Johnson 1051 S. Downing St. Denver, CO 80209-4437 Dear Gary L. Johnson, I have a couple questions regarding your book "Spirit Master 101" and the 11:11 Phenomenon. I couldn't find a table of contents for your book, so don't know if you cover these questions, so forgive me if you go into this in detail. Anyway, I was wondering if your guide would be helpful in making me more of a manly man. I mean I am already pretty manly, but who doesn't want to be even MORE manly (well, other than most women of course!)? But I would like to walk into a room exuding an Alpha Male aura. There's also a little problem I have with sexual dysfunction. I don't want to paint a graphic picture here, but was wondering if you have any advice on premature ejaculation? I often masturbate several times in the shower in the morning and I always finish before the hot water runs out! I'd be happy doing it less times if this meant each time could last more than the 10 or 15 minutes it does now. Thanks in advance for any information, education, or erudition you can give! Light, Love & Laughter Always, Christopher L. Jorgensen

Thanks for the post!

By: chelegonian

chelegonian — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:12:42 -0800

Also you probably shouldnt poke fun at prince leo, hes the most powerful psychic on the planet and he might just suspend your negative spirit in light. (thats right i read all that shit, and all this shit and im not going to be happy if i have to fight intergalactic/multidimensional light beings in my dreams, again)

By: Carmody'sPrize

Carmody'sPrize — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:23:35 -0800

Hmm... My birthday is 11/11/56 and my wife's is 4/4/59, 5+6=11 and 9-5=4 and 11-4=7, so 7/7/7. I'm guess I'm almost totally evil. or Jackpot! Neither seems to apply.

By: mattdidthat

mattdidthat — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:25:03 -0800

Dear Christopher L. Jorgenson, This one goes to eleven. Sincerely, Gary L. Johnson

By: gargoyle93

gargoyle93 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:26:53 -0800

Hm. Dude doesn't strike me as a Screams for Tina fan.

By: kaibutsu

kaibutsu — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:48:44 -0800

The ancient Japanese considered the go board a microcosm of the universe. Although when it’s empty it appears to be simple and ordered. The possibilities of game play are endless. They say no two games have ever been alike, just like snowflakes. So, the go board actually represents an extremely complex and chaotic universe. But as the go game progresses the possibilities become smaller and smaller and the board takes on order. Soon, all the games are predictable. So maybe though we’re not sophisticated enough to be aware of it, there is a pattern, an order underlying every go game. But as soon as scientific rigor is discarded there’s no longer math but numerology. When the mind becomes obsessed with anything, everything else will be filtered out and find that thing everywhere (and here lies the danger of paranoia and madness).

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:50:27 -0800

*11 candles to blow out and make a wish *gah

By: Jikido

Jikido — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:07:50 -0800

I just made the comments in this thread go from 110 to 111. YOU! do the math.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:31:12 -0800

Uri Geller clears it all up:

11:11 is a pre-encoded trigger placed into our cellular memory banks prior to our descent into matter which, when activated, signifies that our time of completion is near. This refers to the completion of duality. When the 11:11 appears to you, it is your wake-up call. A direct channel opens up between you and the Invisible. When this happens, it is time to reflect on whatever you are doing for a moment and Look Larger. A transfer is in position. You can enter the Greater Reality if you wish pray or meditate and seed your future and also, you can be seeded by the Invisible. You can ask for help in some specific area of your life or simply listen quietly and receive a revelation. The appearance of 11:11 is an always beneficial act of Divine Intervention telling you that it is time to take a good look around you and see what is really happening. It’s time to pierce the veils of illusion that keep us bound to an unreal world. You have been chosen, because you are ready, to step into the Greater Reality. To lead the way for others into a new way of living, into a Greater Love. To ascend from duality into Oneness.

By: Kronos_to_Earth

Kronos_to_Earth — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:43:48 -0800

I am trying to deal with it as best I can. my god the dimensionality I think I better hit post quickly something is happening I

By: Joseph Gurl

Joseph Gurl — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:52:08 -0800

111 comments? Fuck that shit.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:14:04 -0800

Hang on, it looks like 11:11 is actually a component of a molecular disrupter Stargate.

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:14:36 -0800

Oh man, if I could tell you the sheer number of times weird tie-dye pseudo-prophets have used the "oh hey, come check out my magic rainbow room!" line.

By: Oyéah

Oyéah — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:26:18 -0800

If there is anything to this, it is probably the launch of a line of Hippie Retirement Pajamas. Once on Social Security, we can all make universes to our liking. This entity must get SOMETHING out of this, after all those are some unabashed photographs, maybe he hopes to be the next Schizophrenic Magnet. Yo!, crazy babes, I am right here!

By: mazola

mazola — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:04:00 -0800

~~LEST~~ BEST WE FORGET

By: team lowkey

team lowkey — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:39:08 -0800

We binarians ascended years ago.

By: greekphilosophy

greekphilosophy — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:47:40 -0800

The Michael Guest commentary is comic gold this morning. Thank you spock and mattdidthat.

By: greekphilosophy

greekphilosophy — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:48:12 -0800

OMG Christopher Guest. It's too early. I took my first sip of coffee directly after hitting send. Clearly I did those things in the wrong order.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:41:08 -0800

Well call me crazy but this:

The hardest part of presenting this material was to put in terms that the average person could easily understand which I hope I have done. It really is easy to read. As an added bonus, I have also included three family recipes in the book that are worth more than the price of the order by themselves, in my own opinion of course.

seems too good to be true. I get to understand 11/11 rainbow activation AND I get 3 family recipes!?! My only question is do 5th dimension beings need to eat?

By: CKmtl

CKmtl — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:36:20 -0800

Another -- "Thirty hours and still something is missing: the oh-so-important batshitinsane tag."

By: cjorgensen

cjorgensen — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:14:10 -0800

I got my reply!

November 14th, 2008 Dear Christopher, Thanks for your inquiry even though your questions are not usually the type that I answer. I have always told people that I’m not in the business of giving advice because wise men don’t need it and fools won’t heed it. And if by some chance I were to give you some advice and it turns out to be good advice, who do you think you are going to contact when you need some more advice? Me, of course. With that said, maybe I could point you in the right direction. Any master will always try to point you to yourself. You contain all of the answers to your own questions inside of you and the way to access those answers is through meditation, believe it or not. So what I would recommend is for you to find the time to relax in a quiet place, maybe light a candle or two and burn some nice incense to set the mood. Then just relax and ask yourself the questions that you have and see what answers come. Now this may not be what you had in mind when you asked me the questions, but in the long run, you will find this works very well when you get used to the process. When you mention becoming an Alpha male, I will be totally honest with you by say that concept is very third dimensional. That has been the goal of most males on this planet for eons and those games are almost over now. Playing an Alpha male will not be the game in the very near future because we are in a state of ascension now are heading for the 5th dimension where only Light, Love and Oneness exist. So my first recommendation is to go with the flow and begin thinking in those terms. This means opening your heart and shining your Light wherever you go with out judging others and loving everyone unconditionally. I know that is a tough request for sure, but give it a shot. I didn’t say this was going to be easy, but that would be my recommendation. The idea is to become more Christ like with the Christ consciousness than a domineering Alpha male. Know that absolutely everything responds to love without exception. Women want love, not sex (even though some only want that too). If you truly become more Christ like, you will have more women than you will know what to do with and there will be no need to dominate anyone much less other males. Again, this might not be the answer that you were looking for, but that is my response which I’m sure you will find to be good advice no only here on planet Earth in our present dimension, but also in the upper dimensions as well. The 3rd dimension human experiment has been based on operating out of the two lower chakas which are survival and sexuality. So I would recommend contacting a sexual therapist for the answer to your 2nd question. Just keep in mind that we are all heading toward operating out of hearts rather than our pants. By the law of attraction which says Like attracts Like, if you operate out of your heart and love, you will attract a female that operates in the same manner. When that happens, I would guess that the sex part would take care of itself quite naturally. Be patient, meditate and consider what I have said and see what happens. I would also recommend reading my book to give you a much broader picture of who you are, where you came from, what you are doing here on planet Earth and where we are going from here. I’m sure that would help you greatly. Light, Love & Laughter Always, [signed] Gary Johnson Spirit Master/Rainbow Warrior of Light

I rule.

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:44:24 -0800

Christ had more chicks than he knew what to do with. Being an egalitarian peasant rabble rouser was the ancient Near East version of being in the band, so I'm told.