Comments on: Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)

Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)

cjorgensen — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:25:14 -0800

If plastics, or pesticides, or antidespressants have got you down, you can still make art with it, drink it or cook with it. It's been a strange week for semen.

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. I'm dedicating this post to Astro Zombie.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:31:37 -0800

It's is said that the masturbating whale Will drown thousands of seamen without fail, And the monstrous kraken, When he starts a-whacking, Showers seamen into the air like hail.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:37:05 -0800

Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food I think because many guys don't think semen is a food, but some kind of pre-wash treatment for dirty socks.

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:40:48 -0800

There's seamen everywhere!

By: Tehanu

Tehanu — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:54:15 -0800

Wow.

By: gman

gman — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:55:20 -0800

Sticky subject.

By: turgid dahlia

turgid dahlia — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:05:26 -0800

It's been a strange week for semen. Man, tell me about it! Also, anybody know how to get it out of snooker table felt?

By: turgid dahlia

turgid dahlia — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:10:02 -0800

Also, if you look at the Brad Pitt pic on the "drink it" (Telegraph) link...well, looks like he's making his own little contribution to the cause. And apparently, John Sergeant approves.

By: gman

gman — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:16:06 -0800

It's been a strange week for semen. A lot of semen have been getting jacked off the coast of Somalia lately.

By: paisley henosis

paisley henosis — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:25:02 -0800

In unrelated news, I just ordered a cook book, and will be trying out a whole bunch of new recipes as soon as it comes in the mail. You're all invited over for dinner!

By: Grimp0teuthis

Grimp0teuthis — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:26:01 -0800

I can't find the clip of Arrested Development in which Tobias says it, but he has a line about "hot seamen." As a consolation prize, here's a Tobias tribute reel some Youtuber made.

By: mattdidthat

mattdidthat — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:21:30 -0800

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Guess Who's Coming On Dinner?

By: evilcolonel

evilcolonel — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:48:11 -0800

Y'know, and I've said this before, there are some days when you walk away from the computer and say, "Well, I've seen it all!" Then you log back in and...

By: isopraxis

isopraxis — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:05:05 -0800

I'm seeing visions of a Betty Crocker tie-in; a little anthropomorphic glove mascot shilling new Creamy Beef Strokinoff Handjacker Helper in front of the backdrop of a working-class family eating a meal of creamy reconstituted noodles, protein chunks and 'special sauce' from a skillet. Bleargh. Haploid People! We're eating haploid people!

By: dhartung

dhartung — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:12:19 -0800

Sloppy seconds?

By: !Jim

!Jim — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:01:00 -0800

If you click the link on the book, you can actually look through the contents. Here is the first recipe: Strawberry Splasherita: 1 cup frozen sliced strawberries 1/2 cup good quality tequila 1 tablespoon fresh semen 2 cups crushed ice Combine all ingredients except semen in a blender and blend until smooth. Pour into a sugar-rimmed glass. Float the semen over the drink. It will coagulate and adds a splendid finishing touch to this popular drink. The next one is even better, I'll just quote a little bit of it: Chilled fresh semen, the more the better Jokes section: 1) That's what she said! 2) Metafilter: Chilled fresh semen, the more the better

By: twoleftfeet

twoleftfeet — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:37:57 -0800

For a second there I thought this was going to be another of orange swan's posts.

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:51:24 -0800

the "antidepressants" link is teh borken

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:02:51 -0800

2leftfeet, same here until I realized it wasn't about making plastics, antidepressents and pesticides out of semen.

By: cjorgensen

cjorgensen — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:56:29 -0800

Afroblanco, not just the link, metafilter took down the entire Endocrine Today site. And the "Sloppy Seconds" link is cool. It was the only link that I had no idea how old it was. I was sent the link yesterday. The rest of the post pretty much just came together. Seemed like no matter what I read yesterday I'd come across a site about semen.

By: wires

wires — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:33:36 -0800

Well now I have an Xmas gift for my mom! Thanks!

By: found missing

found missing — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:48:42 -0800

The thing that most of you are missing is that you are talking about semen.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:46:36 -0800

For a second there I thought this was going to be another of orange swan's posts. I've said before that I will not be writing a creative recycling FPPs on things to do with used undies or bondage gear. I think we can add "body fluids and matter" to the "will not be encouraging you to craft with" list.

By: cjorgensen

cjorgensen — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:04:19 -0800

Coral Sperm. I think I am doomed.