You're in Deep Poo now!

November 28, 2008 8:50 AM

Post-Thanksgiving Friday Flash Fun: Damn Birds is a point and shoot game with a humorous twist. You are a statue sick and tired of bird crap and have decided to defend your honor.

Bonus joke along the same lines.

posted by schyler523 (9 comments total)

Nice. I just came from Don't Shoot the Puppy. Happy thanksgiving Metafilter.
posted by acro at 9:25 AM on November 28, 2008

I can shoot birds, but I can't not shoot the puppy.
posted by aetg at 9:33 AM on November 28, 2008

Damn Crows are hard to hit
posted by SheMulp AKA Plus 1 at 9:39 AM on November 28, 2008

This hasn't been on the blue before? I could swear it was.
posted by C17H19NO3 at 1:29 PM on November 28, 2008

I've been playing this all day now. I can never get enough money for the smg :-(
posted by Arbac at 2:25 PM on November 28, 2008

Can't even get past level 7.
posted by Xezlec at 4:57 PM on November 28, 2008

This game truly gives new meaning to the word "craptastic."
posted by cerebus19 at 9:24 PM on November 28, 2008 [1 favorite]

Argh! I can't save up enough to buy the pump shotgun. The difficulty on this game is a tad high. It should have a few things different: earn interest for any money you don't spend between levels; defense points should be permanent, not destructible; a visual indication of your statue getting dirtier rather than just the damage bar.

BTW, this link is better. Don't have to see the annoying kongregate chat, and it has built-in zoom (easier to hit the small birds):

http://www.mofunzone.com/online_games/damn_birds.shtml
posted by wastelands at 1:05 PM on November 29, 2008

Fun. But I can't get past three or so rounds. Any hints? Is defense better than fire power?
posted by ObscureReferenceMan at 8:19 PM on November 29, 2008