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Jizz in my Pants is the newest (nsfpants) SNL Digital Short from The Lonely Island, featuring Justin Timberlake (ads, sorry) and Jamie Lynn Sigler. The Lonely Island first earned attention for things like Nintendo Cartoon Hour and Bing Bong Brothers, and have gained notoriety for things like Lazy Sunday and Dick in a Box.

Previously, here, here, here, here..
posted by hypersloth (65 comments total) 18 users marked this as a favorite

 
Ah crap, wrong lazy sunday. Sorry for the bork, but we've all seen it and no need to click, right?
posted by hypersloth at 6:20 AM on December 7, 2008


Well, I'd never seen it. Can't stand the latest three or four incarnations of SNL, but man, that got me laughing this morning. Thanks.
posted by Rykey at 6:32 AM on December 7, 2008


Although your link is not the actual Lazy Sunday, I think those guys did a really good job.
posted by amyms at 6:33 AM on December 7, 2008


I liked the part where they jizzed in their pants!
posted by soundofsuburbia at 6:35 AM on December 7, 2008


Oh. Oh, dear.
posted by ColdChef at 6:40 AM on December 7, 2008


That wasn't Tricia Helfer at the beginning, was it?
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 6:47 AM on December 7, 2008


Stork Patroooool!
posted by stifford at 6:51 AM on December 7, 2008


[updated Lazy Sunday link]
posted by jessamyn at 6:54 AM on December 7, 2008


That was fast, thanks jessamyn
posted by hypersloth at 6:58 AM on December 7, 2008


I know this will sound like one of those backhanded compliments and it really isn't meant that way, but I like how these guys have managed over the years to keep that juvenile feel even as budgets have increased (more than zero) and they've become more famous.
posted by Pollomacho at 7:05 AM on December 7, 2008


Still waiting for the climax.
posted by gman at 7:08 AM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


Why does man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain.
posted by netbros at 7:09 AM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


It's all been downhill since 'Dick in a Box'. How can you top that level of genius? They should quit before it's too late.
posted by Bageena at 7:13 AM on December 7, 2008


ROU_Xenophobe: It's Molly Sims
posted by hypersloth at 7:18 AM on December 7, 2008


Thank you for this! I love them but I hadn't been checking up on them, and I probably wouldn't have heard about it otherwise.
posted by Nattie at 7:24 AM on December 7, 2008


Reminded me of this bit from The Fast Show: clip 1, clip 2. Much along the same lines as the song, but without the singing. And not on Hulu, so I can actually watch it </snark>
posted by bjrn at 7:50 AM on December 7, 2008


Love the accents. I sawr a film.

Why isn't Jorma Taccone on SNL yet? I mean, based on my quick napkin math, he's funnier than 92.5% of the current cast.

(I'm still partial to the early Nasty Natalie myself, mostly for the (literal) viking.)
posted by rokusan at 7:55 AM on December 7, 2008


The funniest digital short (in my opinion) was the Natalie Portman short. I personally thought it was a lot funnier than Dick in the Box.

That was Molly Sims (the supermodel)? I thought it was a man dressed up as a woman....
posted by anniecat at 7:56 AM on December 7, 2008


I don't see any humor in the Natalie Portman raps.

Is it supposed to be funny because it's Natalie Portman, and she's rapping?
posted by autodidact at 8:07 AM on December 7, 2008


it's supposed to be funny because the skit goes against everything most people think of Natalie Portman.
posted by gman at 8:13 AM on December 7, 2008


and the Viking still sucks.
posted by gman at 8:16 AM on December 7, 2008


The more I see from Andy Samberg, the more I have to wonder about his relationship with Joanna Newsom. Are they still a couple? Imagine you go out to a fancy dinner with your boyfriend, excited to tell him about all the progress you've made on your Appalachian-tinged elegy for harp with lyrics drawing from Vedic and Celtic mythology. But he's drunk, he brought his Lonely Island buddies with him again, and they won't stop yelling about how they jizzed in their pants.
posted by naju at 8:18 AM on December 7, 2008 [5 favorites]


GMan, you must be on the wrong medication. It's all about the viking.
posted by rokusan at 8:18 AM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


bjrn - The difference between this and The Fast Show is the faces they pull. The American face twisting gurn is a whole different breed to the Englishman's look of mild amusement.
posted by marmaduke_yaverland at 8:25 AM on December 7, 2008



I don't see any humor in the Natalie Portman raps.

You might want to see a professional about that. (Kidding, of course.)
posted by anniecat at 8:39 AM on December 7, 2008


The more I see from Andy Samberg, the more I have to wonder about his relationship with Joanna Newsom. Are they still a couple?

Wait, wait, wait, WHAT?
posted by kbanas at 8:45 AM on December 7, 2008 [3 favorites]


You know I just realized where I know the guy from in that Gnarls Barkley video for Who's Gonna Save My Soul. It's one of the lonely island guys. Mystery solved
posted by jcruelty at 8:45 AM on December 7, 2008 [3 favorites]


GMan, you must be on the wrong medication. It's all about the viking.

I've watched it on a variety of different meds and each time I dread his imminent appearance.
posted by gman at 8:48 AM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


Re: Samberg / Newsom / wait, wait, wait, WHAT?

This link.

Aside from the fact that it's Joanna Newsom at a hockey game... One of the best things about the series of photos is Akiva, sitting in the row behind Andy, Joanna, Jorma and having NO PART OF THOSE HIJINX.
posted by pokermonk at 8:55 AM on December 7, 2008


Aside from the fact that it's Joanna Newsom at a hockey game... One of the best things about the series of photos is Akiva, sitting in the row behind Andy, Joanna, Jorma and having NO PART OF THOSE HIJINX.

Well, great, now I'm dead inside.

Or, rather, more dead inside. Just when I think I'm all the way dead, along comes a piece of news that manages to find some fresh piece of aliveness to kill.
posted by kbanas at 8:58 AM on December 7, 2008


I agree with gman, that darn viking keeps showing up in my kitchen and it's fucking with my head.

Wait, there's a video of him?
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:00 AM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


Meh, lame. I would have thought this was hilarious when I was thirteen, though, which is maybe the audience they're aiming at (I know I watched more SNL in junior high than at any other point), so okay. Samberg's (sp?) "Are You There, Jah?" and "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals," on the other hand, are gold.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 9:22 AM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


Why isn't Jorma Taccone on SNL yet? I mean, based on my quick napkin math, he's funnier than 92.5% of the current cast.


He is a writer for it now. I'm sure he (and the rest of the lonely island crew) are a big part of the reason I can actually stand watching SNL the last couple years. Their humor is my humor. I just hope that when they all get chances at their own gigs, they decide to revive Awesome Town. (A girl can dream, right?)
posted by [insert clever name here] at 9:30 AM on December 7, 2008


That skit was pretty much the best part of last nights show.
posted by dead cousin ted at 9:35 AM on December 7, 2008


I laughed so hard, I jizzed in my pants.

Not really, but I did sneeze. That's sort of the same.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 9:55 AM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


I squealed like a little girl last night watching this when I saw both Jorma and Akiva in the video (particularly because I've always had a little crush on Jorma). It was like The Lonely Island vintage. Though it'll never measure up to the "replay and laugh until I drool" first time when I saw Kablammo years ago, it made me all kinds of happy. I'd like to think this was a bit of fan service for The Lonely Island fans. Also Jorma and Akiva are TOTALLY the cute ones in the trio. Akiva's high-pitched screechy rap style is way too endearing.
posted by kkokkodalk at 10:07 AM on December 7, 2008


OK, I take that back. I replayed this and laughed until I drooled. God, I'm like a 12-year-old boy.
posted by kkokkodalk at 10:10 AM on December 7, 2008


Somebody please explain to a Dutch bloke: why do they sound rather British in the Jizz in my Pants skit?
posted by jouke at 10:12 AM on December 7, 2008


Same reason they wore huge collars.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:14 AM on December 7, 2008


It's nice to see Molly Sims is still getting work post-Las Vegas.
posted by drezdn at 10:53 AM on December 7, 2008


Why do they sound rather British in the Jizz in my Pants skit?

It's affected (and funny) since they're parodying "European" club music.
posted by rokusan at 11:10 AM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


Justin Timberlake had to cancel a recent hosting gig on SNL, and as I watched the Jizz segment last night, I couldn't escape the feeling that this premise was intended to feature JT in the role Samberg played. I may never know if I'm right about that, but I think it would have been even more hilarious and a fitting follow-up to Dick In A Box
posted by chudmonkey at 11:22 AM on December 7, 2008


It fell a little flat for me. I guess I haven't been to a club for a while, because I couldn't figure out what kind of music they were making fun of. Oh, well.

I still like this as much as anything they've done on SNL (warning: just the audio, not the fan-made video.)
posted by Bookhouse at 11:51 AM on December 7, 2008


Justin Timberlake had to cancel a recent hosting gig on SNL, and as I watched the Jizz segment last night, I couldn't escape the feeling that this premise was intended to feature JT in the role Samberg played.

Timberlake was in the "Jizz" video - he was the guy doing the cleanup on Aisle 3 in the grocery store.
posted by tristeza at 12:07 PM on December 7, 2008


he was the guy doing the cleanup on Aisle 3 jizz mucking in the grocery store.

FTFY.

I also think Andy and Justin are a little sweet on each other. Just a little.
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:15 PM on December 7, 2008


Akiva here, I direct The 'Bu.
I don't get recognised at the screenings.
But if you like The 'Bu then
We could have
Sex

posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:08 PM on December 7, 2008


Wow, my old crush on Natalie Portman just came back with a vengeance. And I jizzed in my pants. Just a little.
posted by bashos_frog at 1:30 PM on December 7, 2008


Timberlake was in the "Jizz" video - he was the guy doing the cleanup on Aisle 3 in the grocery store.

Timberlake was in the video for about 2 seconds, which means that he could have filmed his cameo in as little as a few minutes. His cameo could easily have been in place of the more prominent role I believe was originally intended.
posted by chudmonkey at 1:44 PM on December 7, 2008


Higher resolution Youtube
posted by Pronoiac at 2:45 PM on December 7, 2008


I loved this...it made my morning (read: hangover) more bareable at work...

Also, Timberlake is also the DJ in the grocery as far as I can tell...
posted by schyler523 at 3:33 PM on December 7, 2008


Also, Timberlake is also the DJ in the grocery as far as I can tell...

I think that's Akiva Schaefer, but he's on camera so briefly I can't really tell for sure.

This was awesome, as is the standard for the Dudes. The repeated jizzings near the end had me rolling. My greatest hope is that their next project after SNL will be a full half-hour series revival of The 'Bu. Or at least an actual ending for the original.

JORMA MOTHERFUCKA
YEAH, I PLAY BRETT
BLAST YOUR MUTHAFUCKIN' BRAINS
LEAVE YOUR WALLS ALL WET
CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD, WATCH YOUR BODY THRASH
TURN YOU OVER A BENCH AND STICK MY DICK IN YOUR ASS
posted by DecemberBoy at 4:08 PM on December 7, 2008


IANAG but they don't look like they're having any fun. isn't jizzing -- even in one's pants -- supposed to be pleasurable? they look like they're fighting acid reflux disease or something.

that's totally JT as the cleanup guy on aisle 3
posted by CitizenD at 4:38 PM on December 7, 2008


If you're focusing on how you look as you jizz, you're really missing the fucking point.
posted by Pronoiac at 4:50 PM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


Spectacularly inane.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 5:27 PM on December 7, 2008 [1 favorite]


stavros: Mm-hmm. How about "UR DOING IT WRONG" - would that work any better for you?
posted by Pronoiac at 6:42 PM on December 7, 2008


Yeah, that wasn't supposed to be funny to me, but then suddenly it was, and now I feel like I'm twelve. I love it when really stupid ideas get solid production values.
posted by davejay at 9:22 PM on December 7, 2008


There's something about these Andy Samberg videos that seem humor-free the first time I watch them... but then something makes me watch it again, then again, and by the 4th time I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.
posted by the jam at 9:52 PM on December 7, 2008


Yeah, nothing about that is supposed to be as hilarious as it was, but alas, I was laughing out loud. Good production value, catchy tune, hilarious affected accents, and Justin Timberlake in coveralls... shaking his head solemnly. No, that's aces.
posted by disillusioned at 1:04 AM on December 8, 2008


Here's to hoping that, unlike Dick in a Box, this does not become next year's most popular frat boy Halloween costume.
posted by hawkeye at 10:50 AM on December 8, 2008


The accents were dead on (says the girl who spent the vast majority of her twenties in a gay bar dancing to terrible Eurodance music), that's what did it for me.
posted by bitter-girl.com at 11:07 AM on December 8, 2008


I really didn't want to like this, but damn it's good.
posted by brevator at 11:43 AM on December 8, 2008


It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me.
posted by quin at 2:08 PM on December 8, 2008


What, no 'jizz' tag?
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 8:08 AM on December 9, 2008


Whoa, those tags are a mess.

See also, 42 posts tagged with "The."
posted by Pronoiac at 12:56 PM on December 9, 2008


I prefered Blue Note Obama.
posted by Artw at 3:32 PM on December 10, 2008


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