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F(uck)orget you guys. This movies was a shitascatastrophieeeyeeieee. But it's the best bad thing i. da;kdlfb adkfl jsklgslfg s g your mother. ka sdfioafhijkb hio h/ my ass......
This post was deleted for the following reason: Drink plenty of water and take a couple aspirin. -- cortex
Continuing to live -- that is, repeat
A habit formed to get necessaries --
Is nearly always losing, or going without.
It varies.
This loss of interest, hair, and enterprise --
Ah, if the game were poker, yes,
You might discard them, draw a full house!
But it's chess.
And once you have walked the length of your mind, what
You command is clear as a lading-list.
Anything else must not, for you, be thought
To exist.
And what's the profit? Only that, in time,
We half-identify the blind impress
All our behavings bear, may trace it home.
But to confess,
On that green evening when our death begins,
Just what it was, is hardly satisfying,
Since it applied only to one man once,
And that one dying.
posted by ageispolis at 11:22 PM on December 9, 2008
A habit formed to get necessaries --
Is nearly always losing, or going without.
It varies.
This loss of interest, hair, and enterprise --
Ah, if the game were poker, yes,
You might discard them, draw a full house!
But it's chess.
And once you have walked the length of your mind, what
You command is clear as a lading-list.
Anything else must not, for you, be thought
To exist.
And what's the profit? Only that, in time,
We half-identify the blind impress
All our behavings bear, may trace it home.
But to confess,
On that green evening when our death begins,
Just what it was, is hardly satisfying,
Since it applied only to one man once,
And that one dying.
posted by ageispolis at 11:22 PM on December 9, 2008
Dear god.
posted by dead cousin ted at 11:22 PM on December 9, 2008
posted by dead cousin ted at 11:22 PM on December 9, 2008
Dr.... kkkkrrrr/ kkkkkuuuuunnnnk watch this flic for sure.
posted by jimahon at 11:22 PM on December 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by jimahon at 11:22 PM on December 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
Someone needs a timeout in the drunk tank.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:24 PM on December 9, 2008
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:24 PM on December 9, 2008
This post brought to you by Jägermeister.
posted by jtoth at 11:24 PM on December 9, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by jtoth at 11:24 PM on December 9, 2008 [3 favorites]
This should end well for all involved.
posted by joe lisboa at 11:26 PM on December 9, 2008
posted by joe lisboa at 11:26 PM on December 9, 2008
Well, on the plus side, I can tell you that I've never been so drunk that something like this would seem like a good idea. So congrats there. Unless you're high on meth or something.
posted by dead cousin ted at 11:26 PM on December 9, 2008
posted by dead cousin ted at 11:26 PM on December 9, 2008
F(uck)orget you guys.
I have seen the light.
And it is a dog's anus
Wrapped in tin foil
Lit in blue.
Don't post fukked. alnoneofnc8e eidkghd dioebnghsk,.
(that means you need to rethink this shit. it's no t cute.)
posted by sleepy pete at 11:27 PM on December 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
I have seen the light.
And it is a dog's anus
Wrapped in tin foil
Lit in blue.
Don't post fukked. alnoneofnc8e eidkghd dioebnghsk,.
(that means you need to rethink this shit. it's no t cute.)
posted by sleepy pete at 11:27 PM on December 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
Where's the Metafilter version of Mail Goggles when we need it?
posted by aGee at 11:28 PM on December 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by aGee at 11:28 PM on December 9, 2008 [1 favorite]
Oh man, I've been drunk on the internets before. Good times, good times...
posted by FatherDagon at 11:28 PM on December 9, 2008
posted by FatherDagon at 11:28 PM on December 9, 2008
Be sure to take a blankie with you when you go into the bathroom. It'll make your worship time much more comfortable.
posted by batmonkey at 11:29 PM on December 9, 2008
posted by batmonkey at 11:29 PM on December 9, 2008
*minute of silence*
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.
posted by sexyrobot at 11:30 PM on December 9, 2008
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i can,
and the wisdom to know the difference.
posted by sexyrobot at 11:30 PM on December 9, 2008
I'm gonna vote for
b) Needs new friends who will not dick around on my computer.
Alternatively, I envision a posting slapfight between two former colleagues.
posted by stresstwig at 11:30 PM on December 9, 2008
b) Needs new friends who will not dick around on my computer.
Alternatively, I envision a posting slapfight between two former colleagues.
posted by stresstwig at 11:30 PM on December 9, 2008
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