Comments on: I live my life like there's no tomorrow.

I live my life like there's no tomorrow.

The Straightener — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:24:23 -0800

You loved David Lee Roth singing Running With the Devil unaccompanied, amirite? Well, then you're going to TOTALLY love the David Lee Roth Runnin' With the Devil Soundboard.

By: wittgenstein

wittgenstein — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:29:58 -0800

Tried ... not ... to... click .... on .... link.... Too .. strong... couldn't ... resist ...

By: The Straightener

The Straightener — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:32:20 -0800

I've been on this thing for ten minutes and it's still going strong! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GODOH GODOH GOD AAAAAAYAAAAHHHH HAAA!

By: shadow vector

shadow vector — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:33:24 -0800

You're right. I do love this. I'm not sure what's more fun: clicking around randomly, or clicking on the same sound a bunch of times really really fast.

By: Kid Charlemagne

Kid Charlemagne — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:39:23 -0800

Change the interface a little (like make a device that will randomly play these and is small enough to hide in someone's car or office) and the potential for pure evil here is incredible. Now I need a white Persian cat and some minions with hardhats and assault rifles.

By: rbf1138

rbf1138 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:41:49 -0800

As heard on Stern this morning

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:45:37 -0800

I foresee many new cellphone ringtones.

By: woodway

woodway — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:50:54 -0800

Boyzone *rolls eyes, fluffs Big Hair*

By: doctor_negative

doctor_negative — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:58:45 -0800

Too beautiful for words. Am I imagining things or is Diamond Dave actually producing 2 tones in his accent screams (like the very end of #3 (Oh God I'm Runnin' Aaaaahhhh Yaahh)? Something like the Tibetan monks or the Tuvan throat singers.

By: punkfloyd

punkfloyd — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:18:18 -0800

Vantastic!

By: ceribus peribus

ceribus peribus — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:19:57 -0800

You know uh, except for those two at the bottom of the middle column they're all in alphabetical order. That's beautiful.

By: Flex1970

Flex1970 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:23:10 -0800

That's some good stuff right there! Mr. T has a good one too. Iron Mike's is ludicrous.

By: noriyori

noriyori — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:29:10 -0800

Oh my god yes yes YEAAAAHHHH! This makes me want to start making an iPhone app for this. and thank you shadow vector! hitting a single button repeatedly is like being in a vortex of Lee Roth.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:32:54 -0800

Ha. My kids just came out of their bedroom to say the computer was making really scary sounds.

By: Flex1970

Flex1970 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:33:58 -0800

I just watched Thriller and mixed in some DLR quite smoothly, I must say.

By: cazoo

cazoo — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:38:05 -0800

I just found my new ring tone.

By: Electrius

Electrius — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:55:12 -0800

Load up some Sunn O))) or Lustmord and hit that board for all it's worth. The results are sure to disturb you.

By: timsteil

timsteil — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:56:55 -0800

If I may add to the agony. Go ahead.

By: the bricabrac man

the bricabrac man — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:00:57 -0800

push as many buttons as you can in rapid succession. that is all.

By: popechunk

popechunk — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:09:26 -0800

Push the SAME button 90 times in a row, as well.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:12:14 -0800

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? OH GOD Open two windows. Go ahead.

By: Lipstick Thespian

Lipstick Thespian — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:17:51 -0800

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M FAVORITIN' THIS POST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAH! OOOOOOOAWYEAH!

By: raysmj

raysmj — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:19:42 -0800

If you click all the aaaahhhas at the top all at once, it sounds remarkably similar to mass ululations of the sort heard at the end of "The Battle of Algiers."

By: stargell

stargell — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:28:27 -0800

is Diamond Dave actually producing 2 tones in his accent screams (like the very end of #3 (Oh God I'm Runnin' Aaaaahhhh Yaahh)? Something like the Tibetan monks or the Tuvan throat singers. Yes, I think he's hitting some harmonics there.

By: infinitewindow

infinitewindow — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:46:23 -0800

My wife and I had our first date at a New Year's Eve David Lee Roth concert in WeHo. At said concert, he grabbed a fan's cell phone, stuffed it down his pants and took a picture. It was awesome, and not just because we were both trashed. Anyway, The Straightener, my wife and I thank you for this link.

By: nosila

nosila — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:47:11 -0800

It's what happens when you just flat-out scream, just a little more controlled. Very little. This is AAWAWEAWAWWEAWAAAAASAWEAAASOOOME"ADSFA"IWERIO!!!!!!!

By: imposster

imposster — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:55:14 -0800

This has produced some pretty good remixes with: Marving Gaye, Michael Jackson, Stevie Wonder, and the Beatles.

By: EarBucket

EarBucket — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:04:46 -0800

Not to mention Queen.

By: elmer benson

elmer benson — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:15:34 -0800

I'm like an eight year old. My wife had to take this away from me.

By: winks007

winks007 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:24:06 -0800

Is there a "running with the devil" button? I think something is missing. Still awesome though.

By: MaryDellamorte

MaryDellamorte — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:30:13 -0800

Winks, there's no "running with the devil" button because he never sings it. Listen to the unaccompanied track in the first link.

By: dr_dank

dr_dank — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:15:08 -0800

infinitewindow:My wife and I had our first date at a New Year's Eve David Lee Roth concert in WeHo. At said concert, he grabbed a fan's cell phone, stuffed it down his pants and took a picture. Thus, these words were uttered for the first time in human history: "My cell phone smells like David Lee Roth's balls".

By: ob

ob — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:24:02 -0800

I'm like an eight year old. My wife had to take this away from me. Mine's not best pleased with me thanks to this either.

By: bibliowench

bibliowench — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:36:40 -0800

I'm like an eight year old. My wife had to take this away from me. Mine's not best pleased with me thanks to this either. I interrupted my husband, who was trying to work, in order to show this to him as soon as I saw it. I'm a strange wife, and my husband is a tolerant man.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:07:17 -0800

Godammit baby I'm only gonna tell you one more time how awesome this is. Yaaaayaa-eaahh!

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:44:39 -0800

Am I imagining things or is Diamond Dave actually producing 2 tones in his accent screams (like the very end of #3 (Oh God I'm Runnin' Aaaaahhhh Yaahh)? Something like the Tibetan monks or the Tuvan throat singers. I've always wanted to ask this in Ask Metafilter, but I don't want to waste my one question per week.

By: LordSludge

LordSludge — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:56:20 -0800

And now you're attempting to game the system. For shame. ::runs::

By: team lowkey

team lowkey — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:16:30 -0800

No need to waste a question. He does. He totally does. Two distinct tones. Diamond Dave. The way you think of gods as big.

By: stupidsexyFlanders

stupidsexyFlanders — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:49:05 -0800

Please, please please forward this to every major league baseball team you know. There are some DLR sounds I would love to hear on the PA as commentary on stuff on the field - I got no love (when a longball hitter gets robbed by a stellar catch over the wall) - All I've got, I had to steal (obvious) - AaaahAaaahYeaaah!! and every permutation (many applications) - Goddammit baby you know I ain't lying to you.... (visiting team argues a call) - oh god I'm runnin' (stolen base - or derisively as hitter fails to run out a hit - Manny Ramirez only) - yes I'm livin at a pace that kills (excessive time taken to deliver a pitch, cf. Steve Trachsel)

By: bwg

bwg — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:00:09 -0800

Fun to play with, but the background burned my retinas. OH GOD!

By: JBennett

JBennett — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:51:17 -0800

That is fun but the whole thing should be controlled by your keyboard. OWYEEEEAAAAHH

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 13:17:43 -0800

I can do the two-tones thing, but not with a lot of control. Is he possibly also singing into a whistle some of the time? He obviously has one in his possession.

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 09:01:29 -0800

Hummala baybala zeebala boobala, hummala baybala zeebala BOP.