(Somewhat) Daily Meditations

January 14, 2009 10:57 AM

Indecent Haiku is a selection of urban-themed musings in 5-7-5 haiku format. Previously.
posted by Joey Michaels (23 comments total)

Before anyone else freaks out, only to realize minutes later that they're not actually hallucinating, the background image of the site does indeed feature tiny, white, scurrying bugs.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 11:05 AM on January 14, 2009 [2 favorites]

Er, also known as "snow".

Man, I have to cut back on the caffeine.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 11:07 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

Snow falls on website
Mistaken for tiny bugs
Tea makes me nervous
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:10 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

Or instant coffee, maybe.
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 11:14 AM on January 14, 2009

"RELIEF"

I must be freaking.
Damn I am really freaking.
Err, wait; it's just snow.
posted by From Bklyn at 11:23 AM on January 14, 2009

"much like my penis"
is a fine internet meme
mind if i steal it?
posted by stubby phillips at 11:24 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

Dude, liking this site
Great post, cool links, outstanding
True haiku format
posted by sfts2 at 11:28 AM on January 14, 2009

funny haiku more
played than Chuck Norris jokes but
a few are funny
posted by DU at 11:38 AM on January 14, 2009

This is just to say
I ate the plums that were in
the baby's bedroom.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 AM on January 14, 2009

No wait--those were the
purple ovaries on the
plush uterus. *Choke*
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 AM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

And there's Office Haiku: Poems Inspired by the Daily Grind.
posted by twsf at 11:46 AM on January 14, 2009

indecent haiku
is down: database error.
Jeremy, my friend, call me.
posted by Freen at 11:53 AM on January 14, 2009

On Deskology
Desks are important to us -
It can't be more plane.
posted by swift at 11:58 AM on January 14, 2009 [2 favorites]

I think I'm to blame
For crashing this haiku site.
Metafilter kills.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:59 AM on January 14, 2009

Wait, those bugs were real!
Is the disease spreading
to other systems now?

halp.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 12:06 PM on January 14, 2009

syllaballistic
poet defenestration
system 17
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 12:18 PM on January 14, 2009

Why are we posting
in haiku format? Oh, crap,
I'm doing it, too.
posted by owtytrof at 12:36 PM on January 14, 2009

goatse goatse
goatse goatse goatse
goatse goat
posted by Damn That Television at 1:14 PM on January 14, 2009 [1 favorite]

Please do not make it
A Metafilter tagline:
Much like my penis
posted by found missing at 3:01 PM on January 14, 2009

Reminds me of the A-Team of Haiku Bastards (self-link, since the original site is down and gone).
posted by Eideteker at 3:05 PM on January 14, 2009

'Sup? You like haiku?
You haiku while you haiku.
I put it in you.
posted by xorry at 4:44 PM on January 14, 2009

"NOTE TO SELF"

Thread has run its course
After twenty-four hours.
Try harder next time.
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:05 AM on January 15, 2009

Indecent haiku
Is not indecent enough
fuck, shit, cock bollocks
posted by RegMcF at 12:52 AM on January 16, 2009