44 Presidents Coming.

January 16, 2009 9:30 AM

44 Presidents Coming is either the perfect antidote or the perfect complement to all the Inaugural excitement. Though not complete yet, it will continue to be updated until all 44 presidents are....there. I'm particularly partial to Teddy.
posted by sleevener (35 comments total)

I think this just solved the economic crisis.
posted by Navelgazer at 9:33 AM on January 16, 2009

That's quite the bukkake video.
posted by Saxon Kane at 9:40 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

Oh!
posted by kittyprecious at 9:41 AM on January 16, 2009

I suppose this is as good a place as any to link Jonathan Coulton's President's song.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 9:41 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

That's what she said.
posted by Poolio at 9:43 AM on January 16, 2009

Grover Cleveland came twice. Not bad for an old man.
posted by Faint of Butt at 9:49 AM on January 16, 2009 [4 favorites]

that's reasonably disturbing.
posted by Lacking Subtlety at 9:51 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

44 is showing us his O face all the time.

(I stole that from someone. Perhaps I should give it back.)
posted by vibrotronica at 9:52 AM on January 16, 2009

I'm particularly partial to Teddy.

And now I have a new profile pic.
posted by The Whelk at 9:53 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

Jimmy Carter appears to be whinnying.

Gerald Ford appears to be dead.
posted by Joe Beese at 9:53 AM on January 16, 2009

hee! i loved.
posted by millipede at 10:01 AM on January 16, 2009

This is exactly what I expected it to be, and yet, way, way better.

And I couldn't be prouder that this guy is a fellow Kenyon College alumnus.
posted by SpiffyRob at 10:03 AM on January 16, 2009

Please god. Not Taft.
posted by ColdChef at 10:05 AM on January 16, 2009 [2 favorites]

And Andrew Jackson should be donkey-punching someone.
posted by ColdChef at 10:06 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

I am at once very surprised the work filter let that one slip and mortified at what IT might think if they ever discover it in the logs.
posted by backseatpilot at 10:14 AM on January 16, 2009 [3 favorites]

> I suppose this is as good a place as any to link Jonathan Coulton's President's song.

Here is his updated version performed 11/6/08 (misses the opening, my friend wasn't able to start recording in time).
posted by mrzarquon at 10:17 AM on January 16, 2009

I'm going to pretend they're eating pasta.

(stolen from the about page)
posted by artifarce at 10:17 AM on January 16, 2009

I had no idea what this was going to be about when I clicked it - I assumed something like all 44 presidents walking to the same place. When I saw it, I still didn't realize what the hell was going on. Why did so many of them look angry? Were they supposed to be angry over Obama getting elected? But that didn't cover the ones who looked asleep...

The I looked a third time. "Oh!", I thought. "They're orgasming. That's... different."
I don't think I'm pervy enough for the internet.
posted by cimbrog at 10:19 AM on January 16, 2009 [3 favorites]

I'm going to pretend they're eating pasta.

That won't work for the first two presidents.
posted by ColdChef at 10:22 AM on January 16, 2009

44 - "and uuuuuuuuh"
posted by Pollomacho at 10:26 AM on January 16, 2009

I'm going to pretend they're eating pasta.

That won't work for the first two presidents.

Why not?

Thomas Jefferson introduced pasta to the New World in the late 1700s.

TJ: Hey, guys, you've got to try this thing the Sicillian Viceroy introduced me to!

*eye roll*

Washington to Adams (aside): Jeez, here goes Thom with his latest ethnic kick. Well, at least he's not into that macrobiotics shit anymore.
posted by Pollomacho at 10:32 AM on January 16, 2009

Adams to Washington (aside): Yeah, Thom loves eating ethnic, amirite? (Fist bump)
posted by ColdChef at 10:42 AM on January 16, 2009 [5 favorites]

Projects in the pipeline: 44 President voyeurs, 44 Presidents conquering.
posted by carsonb at 10:53 AM on January 16, 2009 [2 favorites]

MetaFilter: I don't think I'm pervy enough for the internet.
posted by netbros at 11:10 AM on January 16, 2009

If it's an inauguration where are the augurs?
Will there be goat sacrifice and entrail reading?
posted by ...possums at 11:12 AM on January 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

Who's the lucky intern?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:15 AM on January 16, 2009

If it's an inauguration where are the augurs?

Keep watching the skies.
posted by ikkyu2 at 12:33 PM on January 16, 2009

Ha ha, when I saw the title I thought this was going to be— … oh wait, it is.
posted by hattifattener at 1:06 PM on January 16, 2009 [2 favorites]

Keep watching the skies.

It is quite an auspicious occasion after all.
posted by Pollomacho at 1:06 PM on January 16, 2009

WTF?
posted by crossoverman at 1:31 PM on January 16, 2009

They didn't call him Millard Fill More for nothin'.
posted by hifiparasol at 2:28 PM on January 16, 2009

Ohhh, you mean cumming!
posted by davros42 at 2:56 PM on January 16, 2009

It should never be spelled "cum". It's "come" as if "to arrive".
posted by jb at 5:43 PM on January 16, 2009

Also, it is only ever a verb. It is never a noun.
posted by jb at 5:44 PM on January 16, 2009

I'm a little disappointed in Nixon, frankly. I expected more sweating.
posted by Halloween Jack at 6:11 PM on January 16, 2009