hoagie: did you really chop down a cherry tree?lo and behold, you find a can of red paint. instant cherry tree. now you go back and re-engage in the dialog and you've got yourself one chopped down kumquat tree. this is what i mean. now, this is a painfully obvious puzzle with dialog that screams "PUZZLE SOLUTION HERE," but the point is that you accomplish something by talking to him, and you can tell you've accomplished something by talking to him. it doesn't even SEEM pointless, which makes it bearable and even fun.
george washington: of course! i've chopped down many cherry trees in my day! I've lost count of how many cherry trees I've chopped!
(at this point you can choose to ask for a demonstration, which he won't give you or to tell him he doesn't have the chops to cut down a tree anymore.)
hoagie: I don't believe you. You don't have the chops to cut down a tree anymore. I bet you can't do it.
george washington: why you! I have half a mind to chop down a cherry tree right now... but as you see there are no cherry trees nearby.
(there is, by the way, a kumquat tree clearly visible in the window.)
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