May 21, 2001

12:13 PM

Are YOU prepared for the icy hand of death?Kaycee didn't croak - but you are going to! Are you prepared for the final curtain? Remember - today is the first day of the end of your life; don't leave loose ends. Drive the last car you'll ever own, don't forget to put in those final requests in a timely fashion to avoid the embalmer's rush, and whistle a mortitians tune. Fictional characters can always be reborn with a deft sweep of the pen - the rest of us can just hope to die with a minimum of inconvenience.
posted by Perigee (2 comments total)

or, write yourself a dead letter muaha!
posted by caren at 2:36 PM on May 21, 2001

Millions now living will never die.
posted by aramaic at 7:26 PM on May 21, 2001