Look at this Richard. Just look at it.

January 27, 2009 9:38 PM

"What is this? Why have I been given it? What have I done to deserve this? And, which one is the starter, which one is the desert?You don’t get to a position like yours Richard with anything less than a generous sprinkling of observational power so I KNOW you will have spotted the tomato next to the two yellow shafts of sponge on the left. Yes, it’s next to the sponge shaft without the green paste. That’s got to be the clue hasn’t it. No sane person would serve a desert with a tomato would they. Well answer me this Richard, what sort of animal would serve a desert with peas in?" - a passengers letter to Richard Branson regarding their Mumbai to Heathrow flight, and some inflight meals and entertainment which did not meet expectations.
posted by Artw (8 comments total)

I believe it is a dupe
posted by mrzarquon at 9:39 PM on January 27, 2009

Fuck and alas.
posted by turgid dahlia at 9:41 PM on January 27, 2009

This has, much like the meal in question, already been served.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 9:41 PM on January 27, 2009

Oops. Self flagged.
posted by Artw at 9:43 PM on January 27, 2009

Yeah but it's still HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 9:43 PM on January 27, 2009

When you self-flag, you must self-flagellate.
posted by turgid dahlia at 9:45 PM on January 27, 2009

I vote we keep this one.
posted by mazola at 9:46 PM on January 27, 2009

I vote we all should self-flagellate.
posted by P.o.B. at 9:49 PM on January 27, 2009