Comments on: Sweden's version of R. Lee Ermey isn't scary, more like creepy.

Sweden's version of R. Lee Ermey isn't scary, more like creepy.

zardoz — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:52:03 -0800

Do you have what it takes to be an officer in the Swedish Armed Forces? ["Headphones required", new window pops]

By: paisley henosis

paisley henosis — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:58:43 -0800

Is this real, or a gag? Cause I could use a job...

By: paisley henosis

paisley henosis — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:59:17 -0800

Oh, and my mouse sucks, so once things got going, I had a hell of a time keeping the red ball in the white area.

By: gemmy

gemmy — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 19:29:52 -0800

Official officer training for the Swedish military is conducted through Försvarshögskolan (Swedish National Defense College). But it was a fun test, administered by an authentic-sounding Swede.

By: Horace Rumpole

Horace Rumpole — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 19:44:27 -0800

I don't even have what it takes to be a stockboy at Ikea.

By: humannaire

humannaire — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 19:57:14 -0800

That was the greatest thing I have done since Battle School.

By: Kid Charlemagne

Kid Charlemagne — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 20:25:19 -0800

Is there some of "endowment" requirement to get into the Swedish army because after that first part I'm kind of assuming that's how your steer.

By: MiltonRandKalman

MiltonRandKalman — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:43:38 -0800

They really need to recruit better Swedish flash programmers. The program ganked on me several times.

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:46:33 -0800

This would be fun if flash player 10 wasn't a buggy piece of shit.

By: empath

empath — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:50:58 -0800

That was really well done. Also, I'm apparently what they're looking for! Too bad I'm not swedish.

By: schyler523

schyler523 — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 22:17:05 -0800

What empath said. I thought it was pretty neat, and I apparently did well.

By: Corduroy

Corduroy — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:00:32 -0800

Yeah, I had a really great time playing this. Even if it wasn't real, it felt like all this attention was on me and testing me and grading me. I felt like I was at a psychiatrist.

By: terranova

terranova — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:29:12 -0800

I repeatedly asked him to stop the annoying pacing and to address me in a more polite tone of voice. I also asked for a bathroom break, phone-a-friend privileges, and some M&Ms.

By: vantam

vantam — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:44:11 -0800

I too had problems with flash. I was doing quite well until the instructor gave the memory test. about half way through he would only ask me to find the first shape in the sequence and then silence would follow. I clicked randomly and got the first two sets correct but it went downhill from there.... its possible that he was attempting to project the instructions into my head and i simply failed to establish the psychic link up... Which confirms a few of my suspicions about the Swedish Armed Forces. Or, at the very least, explains the funny iridescent man who shows up in my dreams and sings sweet melodies of world domination in a soothing Swedish accent.

By: alexei

alexei — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:52:12 -0800

The memory test refused to acknowledge my correct answers until I also selected the incorrect ones, then gave me a bad score. Bah. I think it failed to announce the next shape I was supposed to select. Then, find and highlight words... yet no words appear.

By: dabitch

dabitch — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 03:27:09 -0800

Yes I do, but they rejected me as I'm too short. I did the real tests.

By: melissam

melissam — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 05:14:36 -0800

The Swedish military is weird. Named Swedish Artillery (NSFW, but not p0rn either)

Sweden's Defence Minister Leni Björklund has said she is dismayed over a film showing naked Swedish soldiers firing practice ammunition. The film was made the summer of 2004, according to Swedish Television's Uppdrag Granskning. It shows a weapons exercise featuring conscript soldiers from the Amphibious Regiment on Vaxholm. "This has no place in the Swedish military," Björklund said. Soldiers edited the film themselves and among other things show two naked soldiers - wearing only helmets – burning themselves on hot shell casings. Rough language is heard from those behind the camera. The shooting is accompanied by loud music.

By: jeversol

jeversol — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:23:12 -0800

Bullshit! I can't hear you!

By: PontifexPrimus

PontifexPrimus — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 11:29:43 -0800

Until it crashed on me I was unusually tense the whole time because I expected it to be a more elaborate version of one of those shock sites ("put on headphones and turn the volume up" - yeah, right). But I liked the somewhat stilted and contrived reasoning behind the ~~tosks~~ tasks: "We need people who can move a mouse in a circle while pressing space and entering numbers, because that's what counts in a war zone!"

By: Tzarius

Tzarius — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:35:04 -0800

The final test (balance the cross in the circle) could probably make a decent game on its own.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:19:30 -0800

I don't even have what it takes to be a stockboy at Ikea. No shit. "Excuse me sir, can you tell me where you keep the Fnords?" "Sure ma'am, go down this aisle until you see the Sproingen, then turn left. You'll see them on the right just after the Schpankslaat. If you see lingonberry syrup, you've gone too far."

By: Free word order!

Free word order! — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:17:29 -0800

If you don't get the relevance of these follow-the-ball tasks, here is some context: 1 2 (Old finnish comedy show Kummeli)