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That's my kind of internet!
posted by mazola at 10:43 PM on February 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


what
posted by Caduceus at 10:47 PM on February 17, 2009


Truth in advertising.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 10:48 PM on February 17, 2009


It's difficult to enter into this work because of how the subaqueous qualities of the negative space endangers the devious simplicity of the inherent overspecificity.

Also: My kind of internet.
posted by disillusioned at 10:49 PM on February 17, 2009


Poor Rutger Hauer, does he really deserve that?
posted by Artw at 10:50 PM on February 17, 2009


The Internet is a fine and many-splendored jewel.
posted by fatbird at 10:51 PM on February 17, 2009


great use of the batshitinsane tag.
posted by hellojed at 10:52 PM on February 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


Press Button for Robot Vagina

Not a phrase I've ever really imagined reading, much less seeing illustrated in the context of an 8th grade dance.
posted by gingerbeer at 10:52 PM on February 17, 2009


I could not help but noticing...
posted by misteraitch at 10:53 PM on February 17, 2009


It's the inspirational phrases that really make it work.
posted by mr_roboto at 11:01 PM on February 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


what

to the Nth.
posted by exlotuseater at 11:03 PM on February 17, 2009


Please let this be what taters is.
posted by flaterik at 11:05 PM on February 17, 2009 [11 favorites]


"If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine."
posted by uncanny hengeman at 11:07 PM on February 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


Needs more tentacles.
posted by carsonb at 11:16 PM on February 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


Wow. We are a ninja and a pirate away from apotheosis.
posted by Schlimmbesserung at 11:16 PM on February 17, 2009 [6 favorites]


I predict this internet meme will not survive the until the end of the week.
posted by patr1ck at 11:19 PM on February 17, 2009


Ahhhhrrrr~**!!!
posted by Artw at 11:19 PM on February 17, 2009


I predict this internet meme will not survive the until the end of the week.

I predict this internet meme will not survive this thread.
posted by mazola at 11:22 PM on February 17, 2009


This is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen.

Everyone knows the dinosaurs would be the ones getting fucked.
posted by Ugh at 11:25 PM on February 17, 2009


If I had an office, this would have to go on the wall.

But honestly? Robots fucking dinosaurs is bound to have a richer and more melodious interplay of aggressively roary and submissively short-circuiting utterances of pleasure.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:27 PM on February 17, 2009 [2 favorites]


You know howe cars look sort of like robots in a certain light? And how Lady Di's car crashing in a poorly lit Parisian underpass was never quite explained? And how time travelling satanic dinosaur menace Satanus is always described as heading off towards "The terrible thing that he would one day do" but no-one ever tells you what that thing is? People, I have a hypothesis.
posted by Artw at 11:33 PM on February 17, 2009 [4 favorites]


Congratulations, you just broke the Internet.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:37 PM on February 17, 2009


Holy Shit! This Is Awesome!
posted by P.o.B. at 11:41 PM on February 17, 2009 [8 favorites]


The other day I was in the library looking at the book cover of Vampirates!, and thinking about Double Zombie Ninja Bears. However, this is way more awesome.
posted by BrotherCaine at 11:48 PM on February 17, 2009


Ummm, I don't really know what to say here.
posted by PeterParker at 11:49 PM on February 17, 2009


look, i was young, i was in college, i needed the money...
also, puh-lease, like there's nothing that you regret doing in the past.
posted by sexyrobot at 11:53 PM on February 17, 2009 [13 favorites]


It was a good run, everybody, but the internet needs to be closed now. Make sure to turn off the light if you're the last person to leave.
posted by HotPants at 11:53 PM on February 17, 2009 [1 favorite]


Oh c'mon there's still shit to juxtapose:

Dogs and dildos
Relish and transvestites
Tomatoes and jockstraps
Rottweilers and chicken strips (k, not much to see here)
Beer and cake
Tigers and cash registers

That last is especially dangerous. I was always taught never to let a tiger near the money. Fucking thieves, they are. Worse than gazelles.
posted by sharpener at 12:17 AM on February 18, 2009 [2 favorites]


Dragons having sex with Cars.

It really is. And it's kinda less ironic and more disturbing somehow, but I can't imagine ever having another reason to show that link to anyone, so there you go.
posted by freebird at 12:17 AM on February 18, 2009 [5 favorites]


Huh.
posted by eyeballkid at 12:24 AM on February 18, 2009


Low, quacious.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 12:27 AM on February 18, 2009


Freebird. You just added more evidence into the Quantum Fetish Theory. If you think it, someone on the internet gets off on it, and there is a weird website documenting it. I plan on putting those dragon pictures in a folder in my friends slide show screen saver directory. I totally agree that once you see them, you must inflict them on other people.
posted by JimmyJames at 12:27 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


metafilter: the old reddit.
posted by Substrata at 12:29 AM on February 18, 2009


+points for a link that that is described with precision.
posted by EatTheWeak at 12:52 AM on February 18, 2009


Singularity arrived at.
posted by bardic at 1:03 AM on February 18, 2009


But what I really want to see is fucking Dinosaur-Robots!
posted by Curry at 1:12 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


I could ask how one finds* a page like this on the internet.
I could do that. But I won't.


*Almost wrote "comes across" there. Decided not to.
posted by PontifexPrimus at 1:22 AM on February 18, 2009 [2 favorites]


of course i had to make one of my own...
posted by sexyrobot at 1:28 AM on February 18, 2009


You win this round, Interweb. But I'll be back. And next time, I'm bringing nunchucks.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:28 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


Oh, wait: here it is.
posted by Curry at 2:37 AM on February 18, 2009


Mom?!
posted by LMGM at 2:49 AM on February 18, 2009


P.S. Proof that single-link posts can still be excellent. Or something.
posted by LMGM at 2:51 AM on February 18, 2009


You people are all too cynical and too jaded. You can't enjoy a tender moment of romance anymore. The way I see it, the robot really loved the dinosaur. They felt a connection. Sure, robot + dinosaur love is taboo, but in this case the robot and the dinosaur are soul mates. It's a love that bridges hearts over a raging lava stream of injustice and cruelty. It's the feel-good movie of the season!

And, my love, I'm so sorry I forgot Valentines Day. I spend way too much time with robots and dinosaurs.
posted by twoleftfeet at 4:10 AM on February 18, 2009 [2 favorites]


Nice use of Dino Clark.
posted by orme at 4:24 AM on February 18, 2009


I now know why the internet was created.
posted by Fizz at 4:29 AM on February 18, 2009


File this under "ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.com made money, why can't I?".
posted by flotson at 4:36 AM on February 18, 2009


So that's where dinobots come from.
posted by brevator at 4:42 AM on February 18, 2009


This is a total ripoff of "Zombies giving Care Bears a reach-around"
posted by digsrus at 4:44 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


Welcome, new visitors from TIME Magazine!
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 4:55 AM on February 18, 2009 [12 favorites]


These robots, they vibrate?

(They do now!)
posted by No-sword at 5:13 AM on February 18, 2009


It does what it says to the tin.
posted by vbfg at 5:19 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


You just added more evidence into the Quantum Fetish Theory.

Nice try, but it's called Rule 34, and it will always be called Rule 34.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:27 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


It's not lupus.
posted by anthill at 5:34 AM on February 18, 2009


Dinosaurs likely had cloacas like birds, not mammalian sexual organs. Just sayin'.
posted by greensweater at 6:34 AM on February 18, 2009 [3 favorites]


This is the reason god made the internets.

I need to find this in a desktop wallpaper size.
posted by fontophilic at 6:36 AM on February 18, 2009


Oh yeah? Well, Grandpa fuckin spaceshuttle.
posted by Foosnark at 6:49 AM on February 18, 2009


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posted by CynicalKnight at 7:14 AM on February 18, 2009


greensweater: "Dinosaurs likely had cloacas like birds, not mammalian sexual organs. Just sayin'."

Oh, you mean like an ostrich or a duck? (NSFW)
posted by PontifexPrimus at 7:20 AM on February 18, 2009


We are a ninja and a pirate away from apotheosis.

Impossible. Needs more monkeys for true completion.
posted by spec80 at 7:23 AM on February 18, 2009


Minutes till YouTube reenactment by two big guys in rubber (resp. tinfoil and cardboard) suits: 187.

*begins to pass on the bleach eyedrops all around*
posted by Iosephus at 7:43 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


"It really is. And it's kinda less ironic and more disturbing somehow, but I can't imagine ever having another reason to show that link to anyone, so there you go."

Yeah, that was more disturbing than I expected.
posted by krinklyfig at 8:30 AM on February 18, 2009


metafilter: the old reddit.

We may be older but that don't mean we can't get up out this here rocking chair like THAT and give you the what-for, you dang kids with your Tweeter and your Phasebook! And turn down that music! And have the robot car home by midnight OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CAR
posted by freebird at 8:33 AM on February 18, 2009 [2 favorites]


Quantum Fetish Theory

This sounds like the euphemistic jargon of a man who makes a slideshow out of every bizarre pr0n site he finds.
posted by solipsophistocracy at 8:47 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


I sort of feel like someone was in a toy store looking at a Roboraptor and decided to figure out how such a thing would have come to be.

Unfortunately, they got it horribly, horribly wrong.
posted by quin at 9:12 AM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


dog fucking cat
posted by Rumple at 9:15 AM on February 18, 2009


Fleshzone
posted by nanojath at 10:28 AM on February 18, 2009


Yeah, I clicked on the link and as it was loading I remembered I was at work and had a panic-fantasy where I have to explain my actions to my manager and I frantically closed the window. The URL is pretty straightforward. I would have no defense.
posted by andromache at 10:51 AM on February 18, 2009


My robot swallows.........oil.
posted by doctorschlock at 12:05 PM on February 18, 2009


"Remember, we're not shooting them because they're germans, we're shooting them because they're nazis."

...mutant, zombie nazis.
posted by Artw at 12:32 PM on February 18, 2009


DOROTHY: Why, it's a man! A man made out of tin!

SCARECROW: What?

DOROTHY: Yes. Oh -- look --

TIN MAN: squeaky whisper

DOROTHY: Did you say something?

TIN MAN: squeaky whisper

SCARECROW: I believe he said, "fuck me in the ass."
posted by peeedro at 12:45 PM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


This video clip seems relevant. Just replace the horse with anything on the site. Really, if pissing the machines of the internet off will make them sentient, I think we've done it.
posted by mccarty.tim at 1:10 PM on February 18, 2009 [1 favorite]


Well, at least my Valentine's Day card for the missus is sorted for next year.
posted by slimepuppy at 2:48 PM on February 18, 2009


I clicked the "CREATE A SITE LIKE THIS" link, but it was really no help at all.
posted by contraption at 4:50 PM on February 18, 2009


They call me | layer?
posted by defenestration at 10:43 PM on February 18, 2009


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