It's difficult to enter into this work because of how the subaqueous qualities of the negative space endangers the devious simplicity of the inherent overspecificity.
Not a phrase I've ever really imagined reading, much less seeing illustrated in the context of an 8th grade dance. posted by gingerbeer at 10:52 PM on February 17
I predict this internet meme will not survive the until the end of the week. posted by patr1ck at 11:19 PM on February 17
Ahhhhrrrr~**!!! posted by Artw at 11:19 PM on February 17
I predict this internet meme will not survive the until the end of the week.
I predict this internet meme will not survive this thread. posted by mazola at 11:22 PM on February 17
This is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen.
Everyone knows the dinosaurs would be the ones getting fucked. posted by Ugh at 11:25 PM on February 17
If I had an office, this would have to go on the wall.
But honestly? Robots fucking dinosaurs is bound to have a richer and more melodious interplay of aggressively roary and submissively short-circuiting utterances of pleasure. posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:27 PM on February 17 [2 favorites has favorites]
You know howe cars look sort of like robots in a certain light? And how Lady Di's car crashing in a poorly lit Parisian underpass was never quite explained? And how time travelling satanic dinosaur menace Satanus is always described as heading off towards "The terrible thing that he would one day do" but no-one ever tells you what that thing is? People, I have a hypothesis. posted by Artw at 11:33 PM on February 17 [3 favorites has favorites]
Congratulations, you just broke the Internet. posted by Blazecock Pileon at 11:37 PM on February 17
The other day I was in the library looking at the book cover of Vampirates!, and thinking about Double Zombie Ninja Bears. However, this is way more awesome. posted by BrotherCaine at 11:48 PM on February 17
Ummm, I don't really know what to say here. posted by PeterParker at 11:49 PM on February 17
look, i was young, i was in college, i needed the money...
also, puh-lease, like there's nothing that you regret doing in the past. posted by sexyrobot at 11:53 PM on February 17 [13 favorites has favorites]
It was a good run, everybody, but the internet needs to be closed now. Make sure to turn off the light if you're the last person to leave. posted by HotPants at 11:53 PM on February 17 [1 favorite has favorites]
Oh c'mon there's still shit to juxtapose:
Dogs and dildos
Relish and transvestites
Tomatoes and jockstraps
Rottweilers and chicken strips (k, not much to see here)
Beer and cake
Tigers and cash registers
That last is especially dangerous. I was always taught never to let a tiger near the money. Fucking thieves, they are. Worse than gazelles. posted by sharpener at 12:17 AM on February 18 [2 favorites has favorites]
It really is. And it's kinda less ironic and more disturbing somehow, but I can't imagine ever having another reason to show that link to anyone, so there you go. posted by freebird at 12:17 AM on February 18 [5 favorites has favorites]
Freebird. You just added more evidence into the Quantum Fetish Theory. If you think it, someone on the internet gets off on it, and there is a weird website documenting it. I plan on putting those dragon pictures in a folder in my friends slide show screen saver directory. I totally agree that once you see them, you must inflict them on other people. posted by JimmyJames at 12:27 AM on February 18 [1 favorite has favorites]
metafilter: the old reddit. posted by Substrata at 12:29 AM on February 18
+points for a link that that is described with precision. posted by EatTheWeak at 12:52 AM on February 18
Singularity arrived at. posted by bardic at 1:03 AM on February 18
P.S. Proof that single-link posts can still be excellent. Or something. posted by LMGM at 2:51 AM on February 18
You people are all too cynical and too jaded. You can't enjoy a tender moment of romance anymore. The way I see it, the robot really loved the dinosaur. They felt a connection. Sure, robot + dinosaur love is taboo, but in this case the robot and the dinosaur are soul mates. It's a love that bridges hearts over a raging lava stream of injustice and cruelty. It's the feel-good movie of the season!
And, my love, I'm so sorry I forgot Valentines Day. I spend way too much time with robots and dinosaurs. posted by twoleftfeet at 4:10 AM on February 18 [2 favorites has favorites]
Nice use of Dino Clark. posted by orme at 4:24 AM on February 18
I now know why the internet was created. posted by Fizz at 4:29 AM on February 18
File this under "ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.com made money, why can't I?". posted by flotson at 4:36 AM on February 18
"It really is. And it's kinda less ironic and more disturbing somehow, but I can't imagine ever having another reason to show that link to anyone, so there you go."
Yeah, that was more disturbing than I expected. posted by krinklyfig at 8:30 AM on February 18
metafilter: the old reddit.
We may be older but that don't mean we can't get up out this here rocking chair like THAT and give you the what-for, you dang kids with your Tweeter and your Phasebook! And turn down that music! And have the robot car home by midnight OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CAR posted by freebird at 8:33 AM on February 18 [2 favorites has favorites]
Yeah, I clicked on the link and as it was loading I remembered I was at work and had a panic-fantasy where I have to explain my actions to my manager and I frantically closed the window. The URL is pretty straightforward. I would have no defense. posted by andromache at 10:51 AM on February 18
This video clip seems relevant. Just replace the horse with anything on the site. Really, if pissing the machines of the internet off will make them sentient, I think we've done it. posted by mccarty.tim at 1:10 PM on February 18 [1 favorite has favorites]
Well, at least my Valentine's Day card for the missus is sorted for next year. posted by slimepuppy at 2:48 PM on February 18
I clicked the "CREATE A SITE LIKE THIS" link, but it was really no help at all. posted by contraption at 4:50 PM on February 18
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