It's the New Zoo Review, coming right at you.

February 19, 2009 2:37 PM

Cute Overload is so yesterday. Go see Zooborns.
posted by GrammarMoses (29 comments total)

omg, this is the perfect antidote to all the depressing FPPs below.
posted by desjardins at 2:41 PM on February 19

OMG THAT TURTLE IS SO FUCKING SMALL
posted by mesh gear fox at 2:43 PM on February 19 [5 favorites has favorites]

What I meant to say (but was too excited to do so) is thank you very much for this.

also, seconding what desjardins said above.
posted by mesh gear fox at 2:45 PM on February 19

Future Prom Queen, for SHUR. You GO, Tahina.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 2:47 PM on February 19

Thanks grammarmoses, I have tucked this in as a favorite next to my other new favorite, Fuck You, Penguin.
posted by msali at 2:48 PM on February 19

The baby is fine, the only problem is he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
posted by netbros at 2:49 PM on February 19 [1 favorite has favorites]

I would kidnap a baby elephant if I could get away with it. I used to have a newfoundland; they can't be any messier than that.
posted by amj at 2:50 PM on February 19

that site is so cute, it's just not fair.
posted by fuzzypantalones at 3:01 PM on February 19

Is it possible to die of a cuteness overdose? I ask because I think I may be vomiting up cuteness right now.

Thanks for this post, really!
posted by Chan at 3:15 PM on February 19

And to think that they're all plotting to destroy our way of life.
posted by shadytrees at 3:15 PM on February 19

Oh god, the earworm! The earworm!

That post title, it burns.
posted by mudpuppie at 3:21 PM on February 19

AAaeeiiii~ If you go back about a page you get to see a whole bunch of baby giraffes! And augh! So cute! The eyelashes! The twitchy ears! The head nodules! (What are those nobbly things called, anyway?)
Thank you, this is my new favorite thing.
posted by Mizu at 3:31 PM on February 19

What are those nobbly things called, anyway?

ossicones
posted by netbros at 3:36 PM on February 19

And to think that they're all plotting to destroy our way of life.

Yes, yes they are.
posted by Ugh at 3:41 PM on February 19

Holy crackers, thanks, netbros!
Though of course I will continue to call them "nobbly things".
posted by Mizu at 3:42 PM on February 19

Oh the cuteness! Make it stop! (No, don't.)

Thank you!
posted by rtha at 3:47 PM on February 19

Oh my freaking lord
posted by nax at 3:57 PM on February 19

Yes, nax, those things totally look like fabulous new Muppets.

This site is awesome. We like new creatures.
posted by mykescipark at 4:03 PM on February 19

Our local zoo got a baby giraffe this week!
posted by chiababe at 4:16 PM on February 19

Has anyone chimed in yet to say that this is what the internet was invented for? Because it is. This, precisely.

Thanks, GrammarMoses. I needed this.
posted by Space Kitty at 4:54 PM on February 19

And, also?

Squee!!!!
posted by Space Kitty at 4:55 PM on February 19 [1 favorite has favorites]

You can clean your palate with Ugly Overload.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 5:18 PM on February 19 [1 favorite has favorites]

Awwww... the mommy gorilla and the baby gorilla... AWWWWWW...

Between this and the "Console Wars are Over" post from yesterday, I've gotten my recommended weekly allowance of adorable all at once.
posted by DecemberBoy at 5:20 PM on February 19

They're cute until you adopt them as pets and then they grow up and maul your visitors by tearing off their face and hair in your driveway.
posted by Andy's Gross Wart at 5:33 PM on February 19

The tawny frogmouths look so sincere.
posted by nebulawindphone at 5:37 PM on February 19

A tale of a bulldog babysitter and a lonely primate.
posted by homunculus at 7:28 PM on February 19

Awwwwwww! I hope they all survive and make more of themselves!
posted by limeonaire at 7:46 PM on February 19

Amani the Baby Aardvark = Max Rebo. Seriously.
posted by web-goddess at 10:32 PM on February 19

Oh thank you for an alternative from that annoying commentary from Cute Overload!
posted by czechmate at 3:58 AM on February 20