It's nice to see that AS Byatt takes time out of her busy schedule to post to a site where some of the commentators can't even count to six. posted by UbuRoivas at 1:09 AM on March 1, 2009
(that was for a group compilation CD I put together a couple of years ago -- everyone wrote a six-word story and contributed a "soundtrack song" for it.) posted by Shepherd at 5:46 AM on March 1, 2009
Clicked link, saw schtick, added feed. posted by immlass at 7:36 AM on March 1, 2009
I loathe six word stories. Loathe! posted by gc at 7:37 AM on March 1, 2009
That's no moon... that's a spacestation!
'I am your father.' 'That's impossible!'
Teddy bears beat stormtroopers; galaxy saved. posted by permafrost at 7:46 AM on March 1, 2009 [10 favorites]
Improved grain distribution, empowered small farmers -
national health care, subsidized secondary education,
solar, wind, electric rail with wireless -
Yes, I remember Michelle Obama's Presidency. posted by Lipstick Thespian at 9:47 AM on March 1, 2009
Stephen King needs money; therefore weirdness. posted by Eideteker at 9:49 AM on March 1, 2009
I, for one, welcome new overlords. posted by Eideteker at 9:50 AM on March 1, 2009
Guys, where'd I leave my brain? posted by Eideteker at 9:52 AM on March 1, 2009
At last, I have become God. posted by Eideteker at 9:53 AM on March 1, 2009
Snork aluk gunfk temer ofnv ereit?!? posted by Football Bat at 9:53 AM on March 1, 2009
.sdrawkcab gniog eb ot smees emiT posted by Eideteker at 9:55 AM on March 1, 2009
Genetically engineer superintelligent spiders, they said. posted by turgid dahlia at 2:52 PM on March 1, 2009
"They have a plan", yeah right. posted by turgid dahlia at 2:58 PM on March 1, 2009
On that note, I like how the last three episodes of Battlestar Galactica have really perverted our expectations of narrative convention by not advancing the plot one inch. posted by turgid dahlia at 2:59 PM on March 1, 2009
World went palindromic. Bob was fine. posted by hifiparasol at 3:10 PM on March 1, 2009
I just had a great (terrible?) idea.
What if we took this thread (the one we are in), and crossed it with this thread?
Other famous works, told in six words? posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 8:59 PM on March 1, 2009
Switzerland became the Devourer of Worlds. posted by swift at 9:18 PM on March 1, 2009
Other famous works, told in six words?
Weekly facial, bought chainsaw, Dorsia booking. posted by turgid dahlia at 9:38 PM on March 1, 2009
Bring back Rover? Bad idea, Jeff. posted by cerulgalactus at 10:56 PM on March 1, 2009
Aliens dig perverted rape. Me last! posted by cerulgalactus at 11:04 PM on March 1, 2009
Internet meme references current events, guffaw. posted by cerulgalactus at 11:05 PM on March 1, 2009
Turns out this is all fake. posted by Nothing at 2:46 AM on March 2, 2009
It slithers, writhing, into your eyes. posted by obiwanwasabi at 3:26 AM on March 2, 2009
We party until the world obeys. posted by Eideteker at 10:52 AM on March 2, 2009
Searched for Byatt, nothing was found. posted by Rashomon at 1:55 PM on March 2, 2009
We can't leave this dying planet. posted by Mister Cheese at 2:34 PM on March 2, 2009
I accidentally a Space-Cola bottle. posted by chimaera at 2:42 PM on March 2, 2009
Maybe better?
I accidentally the whole spacetime continuum. posted by chimaera at 2:43 PM on March 2, 2009
Vishnu is a hell of a goalie. posted by RakDaddy at 3:14 PM on March 2, 2009
One-celled organisms depart. Jesus weeps. posted by mrgrimm at 5:22 PM on March 2, 2009
damn it. let's try again ...
Urea leakage spawns deadly avian flocks.
Who put that black hole there?
My penis grew three tiny legs. posted by mrgrimm at 5:29 PM on March 2, 2009
Dammit! Change that to:
Lord Vishnu was a helluva goalie. posted by RakDaddy at 5:45 PM on March 2, 2009
As Sarah, Level 94 Love-Droid, walked toward the cockpit of the SSSS Falcon Freedom Chips Fighter X2000, Mark 754, she stumbled across an open door to a restricted area. Knowing this was Sector Seven--Sarah had up to Sector Nine clearance ever since her promotion back in Glorgon-Seven of the Year of Depend Hyperspace Diapers--her suspicions were immediately aroused, like the guys that look at her. Raising her deformed, but sexy, haunches up to the silver ceiling of the SSSS Falcon Freedom Chips Fighter X2000, Mark 754, she drew out her Plasma Neutrino Grand Unified Theory Miasma Weapon from her Deluxe General Electric Zeno's Paradox Fanny Pouch, slowly unlatched the safety, and pitter-pattered across the linoleum floor on her deformed, but sexy, feet. She crouched beside the doorway on her deformed, but sexy, thighs, she wondered if this would be the last the world would see of Sarah, Level 94 Love-Droid, 23 Strength, 43 Defense, 28 Agility, 30 Mustache, 12 Hopes and Dreams.
Wait--which thread is thi posted by shadytrees at 9:28 PM on March 2, 2009
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