LUKE: Han! Han! Look! A Rebel moonbase! Head for the docking bay--we need to refuel!
HAN: Way ahead of you.
LUKE: Oh shit! It's a trap! That's actually a ship-eating alien creature disguised as a moonbase!
HAN: I can't turn around! We're being sucked into its belly!
LUKE: OH SHIT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
HAN: Oh wait, I forgot I could just stop using the bookmarkle... I mean put the ship into reverse. Nevermind. We're outta here.
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