30 Odd Foot of Grunts

May 29, 2001 7:23 PM

30 Odd Foot of Grunts It's Russel Crowe's self-described Australian/lyrical/folk/blues-based/country/rock band! Most of you know Russel Crowe from such blockbusters as Virtuosity and...well thats about it, really. According to his profile, he is but 9 and a half years old, but don't be fooled! He's actually quite older!!!!!!!!1
posted by mcsweetie (14 comments total)

Virtuosity? Don't forget that he won the Best Actor Oscar for Gladiator, which won Best Picture this year.
posted by waxpancake at 8:16 PM on May 29, 2001

Or maybe you were joking. I dunno.
posted by waxpancake at 8:16 PM on May 29, 2001

hot damn, that's a lot of exclamation points. ^_^
posted by pikachulolita at 8:39 PM on May 29, 2001

"Russell". One 'l', then another one.
posted by mstillwell at 8:53 PM on May 29, 2001

(joking, I twas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!)
posted by mcsweetie at 8:55 PM on May 29, 2001

Russell sez "westy" means west auckland. But I live in Tauranga, and I know what it means.
posted by holloway at 10:31 PM on May 29, 2001

I know what Westy means.
posted by Dick Paris at 10:42 PM on May 29, 2001

tauranga? you poor lad.

as far as i'm concerned, westy means savage honeymoon. or is it the other way 'round.
posted by titboy at 11:03 PM on May 29, 2001

you've all heard about how he grunts 'go russ, go russ' during coitus right?

and yes, i'm serious
posted by sawks at 3:37 AM on May 30, 2001

Sawks: hehehe. I remember when that story was new. Unfortunately, I have it on good authority that it's entirely true.

Yeeks.

Coincidentally, friends of mine heard an impromptu rendition of a new song by the band; it featured Russ singing, drunkenly, a tune that had the phrase "I am the greatest actor in the world" in the chorus. I shit you not.
posted by captainfez at 5:17 AM on May 30, 2001

I have it on good authority that it's entirely true.

What "good authority" could you have? I must know.
posted by jpoulos at 6:40 AM on May 30, 2001

I had some salad dressing once called "Westy Italian" !!!1

oh wait, it was called "Zesty Italian." :(
posted by mcsweetie at 7:56 AM on May 30, 2001

wow.
i sure am glad they only let me download samples of music instead of the whole bloody thing.

wonder if they will tour with Dogstar?
posted by th3ph17 at 3:24 PM on May 31, 2001

I'm so sorry I read this thread.

Sawks, I can never eat again.
posted by dong_resin at 7:45 PM on May 31, 2001