Surreal flash game

March 10, 2009 12:02 AM

Vector Defenders [flash game, some NSFW]. Ep 1: Icons Alliance, Ep 2: The Ink Quest, Ep 3: The Return Of The Type.
posted by tellurian (17 comments total)

I've never been so impressed with loading screens. Awesome.
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 12:42 AM on March 10, 2009

It's like it's '98 again and all the fresh out of graphic design school kids had just got ahold of flash 3. That plus a healthy wack of engrish.
posted by juv3nal at 1:32 AM on March 10, 2009

you did say "game" right? As in we've come a long way since the Flow "game"?
mebbe I'm just tired.
posted by hypersloth at 2:51 AM on March 10, 2009

Gratuitous ostensibly lesbian porn!
posted by BrotherCaine at 3:04 AM on March 10, 2009

What.
posted by The Monkey at 3:16 AM on March 10, 2009

I wanted to hate it, because it's terrible, but it's just so humourously awful that it's classic. Thus I was teached that my destiny is wroten.
posted by Sparx at 3:32 AM on March 10, 2009

I broke cock vector.
posted by a non e mouse at 3:44 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

Reminded me of the Donnie Darko website, at least for the part I played through (note to all flash designers who don't implement a frigging volume control: I hate you).
posted by PontifexPrimus at 3:55 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

Excellent. I knew everybody would love it to death.
posted by tellurian at 4:19 AM on March 10, 2009

Wonderful. It's not a game, it's a communication experiment. The aliens have had nothing to work with but TV transmissions, and they will learn from this.
posted by Ella Fynoe at 5:32 AM on March 10, 2009

I broke cock vector.

I think this might be the best sentence I'll read all week.
posted by 0x029a at 7:35 AM on March 10, 2009

COPY THIS CODE INTO THE VD*GT PANNEL: ad astra

Ok, how?
posted by no_moniker at 8:42 AM on March 10, 2009

I love how awful this is.
posted by HumanComplex at 9:45 AM on March 10, 2009

by http://www.onclick.es/

the first is from 2003 - which kind of explains the cool/awfulness.

@no_moniker - type it?
posted by fistynuts at 10:03 AM on March 10, 2009

Brutally, painfully bad but in such an amazing trippy way.

I am also sort of in awe of humanity here. Our technology is so advanced that we can now do complicated web programming WHILE STONED OUT OF OUR HEADS.
posted by rokusan at 10:18 AM on March 10, 2009

COPY THIS CODE INTO THE VD*GT PANNEL: ad astra

select the text. right click. copy. open the cupboard. get your ID. Click the stupid boom box panel thing. right click. paste. Watch more trippy B.S.
posted by 5imian at 2:52 AM on March 11, 2009

This is where the game ended for me.
posted by pinothefrog at 6:05 AM on March 11, 2009