GODZILLA BUKKAKE

March 10, 2009 1:12 AM

GODZILLA BUKKAKE (prolly SFW) I blame Warren Ellis although he claims he tried to stop it.
posted by Parannoyed (33 comments total)

Is it drunk where you are right now?
posted by chillmost at 1:33 AM on March 10, 2009 [8 favorites]

Is it drunk where you are right now?

Prolly.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 1:49 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

best of the ... (sob)
posted by radiosig at 2:08 AM on March 10, 2009

meh
posted by Catblack at 2:13 AM on March 10, 2009

hmmm i see..
posted by lone_one at 2:28 AM on March 10, 2009

world of goo, and now this?
posted by sergeant sandwich at 2:32 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

That's just what the internet needs. Radioactive cum tsunami.
posted by loquacious at 2:42 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

That's a band name!
posted by ryanrs at 2:45 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

And to be pedantic, shouldn't one (or many more) Godzilla (Godzillas? Godzillii?) be coming on someones (or many someones) faces?

Don't hate me for asking these questions. The internet is eventually going to answer them anyway.
posted by loquacious at 2:45 AM on March 10, 2009

The cat's face doesn't count?
posted by ryanrs at 2:48 AM on March 10, 2009

The world needs the Godzilla equivalent of the Benny Hillifier. It would take any Youtube video as input, add Godzilla's screams at the cuts, and insert shots of concerned Japanese citizens, police, and military officers looking up and pointing.
posted by zippy at 2:52 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

The cat's face doesn't count?

Is it a catgirl? No. Anyway, never mind. I just didn't go back to through previous entries far enough before making snarky comment.

Can you imagine the air-raid siren warnings?

WAAAAROOOOOOOOOooooo

YOUR. ATTENTION. PLEASE.

THIS. IS A TEST. OF THE. GODZILLA. BUKKAKE. TSUNAMI. WARNING. NETWORK.
THIS IS ONLY. A TEST. IN THE EVENT. OF A WARNING. THAT IS NOT A TEST.
SEEK HIGHER GROUND. AND SHELTER. IMMEDIATELY. AT THE MARKED. FALL OUT SHELTERS. IN YOUR. NEIGHBORHOOD. APPLY SPERMICIDALS. AND. TAKE. ANTI-RADIATION. MEASURES. IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT. LEAVE SHELTER. UNTIL. THE. ALL CLEAR. SIREN. THIS HAS BEEN A TEST.
posted by loquacious at 3:05 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

I pulled Megalon out for this?
posted by orme at 4:01 AM on March 10, 2009

Oh come on now, if this isn't best of, what is?
posted by fcummins at 4:24 AM on March 10, 2009

I don't know what it's the best of, but it's definitely the best of something.
posted by Pope Guilty at 4:29 AM on March 10, 2009

I hear Gamera is huge too.
posted by digsrus at 4:49 AM on March 10, 2009

only when it's warm out.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 4:51 AM on March 10, 2009

Oh, I get it. It's like "what would happen if Godzilla had an orgasm."

I remember thinking about this when I was six.

Then I remember revisiting it about what? 20 years ago? I was in college. And very stoned.

Now here I am, decades later, asked to ponder it a third time.

Except now there's pictures.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 5:06 AM on March 10, 2009

last! (ewww, never mind.)
posted by not_on_display at 5:18 AM on March 10, 2009

This will end . . . happily.
posted by The Bellman at 5:40 AM on March 10, 2009

I'd hate to be the one to tell some of the people in those pictures, but I think that might not be semen they're splashing around in. I hope they like watersports.
posted by ErWenn at 6:49 AM on March 10, 2009

Is this another "big blue penis" thread?
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 8:30 AM on March 10, 2009

I mean, it's on the blue and all, so there is that as well.

I should stop, shouldn't I.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 8:33 AM on March 10, 2009

Oh God. Put it in my Mothra.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:05 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

I scrolled past 5 vaguely related pictures with the same subtitle trying in vain to find the weedle in the mehstack.

Then I saw "Page 1 of 15" and hung my head in shame.
posted by CynicalKnight at 9:09 AM on March 10, 2009

Godzilla's spooge is so torrential, frothy and copious, it's no wonder people want to get it on Gamera.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:29 AM on March 10, 2009 [3 favorites]

Okay, okay, when I went to go mine for more puns, I cheated, and went here, and discovered again why comic books are awesome.


Godzilla's Enemies
...
Bagorah
Batragon
Beta-Beast
Biollante
Centipoor
Charles Barkley
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:32 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

I really didn't have any ick factor, until I realized somebody out there in metafilterland actually marked this thread as a favorite. God I hope it's the original poster.
posted by happyroach at 10:03 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

I remember the first time I made a website dedicated to photographs of people reacting to the ejaculate of a city destroying radioactive super-monster.

Good times.
posted by quin at 10:16 AM on March 10, 2009

I'm concerned about Godzilla's health.
posted by peggynature at 11:39 AM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

Aha. So retarded. So excellent.
posted by Skygazer at 12:26 PM on March 10, 2009

I too blame Warren Ellis for a lot of really dumb shit.
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:25 PM on March 10, 2009 [1 favorite]

Should have paged me, I could have told you a lot of it is CGI. You can always tell by the shading. I'm amazing, but I'm not the Hoover Dam.
posted by Purposeful Grimace at 1:58 PM on April 3, 2009