"I don't want kids."
March 12, 2009 3:42 PM   Subscribe

Palin’s daughter Bristol splits from fiancé. After attempting to "cash in" on the Palin family name, new parents Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin decide to call it quits.

Despite the erstwhile Vice Presidential candidate wanting to use Bristol as a "teaching tool", there is no word if Palin will follow through and have her unwed daughter put up the fatherless child for adoption.
posted by Blazecock Pileon (21 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Meh, a brief NYT writeup on something everybody on the planet has heard about already and which is pretty much guaranteed to make for a crappy thread? -- cortex



 
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posted by Krrrlson at 3:46 PM on March 12, 2009


FLAGGITY FLAGGITY FLAG FLAG FLAG.

This is newsfilter that is neither sufficiently news nor sufficiently filtered.
posted by dersins at 3:47 PM on March 12, 2009 [1 favorite]


For free access to this schadenfreude, you must be a registered member of NYTimes.com.

Or use Bugmenot.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 3:47 PM on March 12, 2009


This is pretty low-hanging fruit...
posted by bookwo3107 at 3:47 PM on March 12, 2009


These people really deserve their own reality show.
posted by billysumday at 3:48 PM on March 12, 2009


I hope the Honourable James David Manning weighs in on this.
posted by gman at 3:48 PM on March 12, 2009


shocked
posted by leotrotsky at 3:48 PM on March 12, 2009


Unregistered link.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:48 PM on March 12, 2009


FLAGGITY FLAGGITY FLAG FLAG FLAG.

This is newsfilter that is neither sufficiently news nor sufficiently filtered.


On the other hand, it's funny.
posted by billysumday at 3:49 PM on March 12, 2009


"Sometimes that greed clouds good judgment and the truth."

Was she talking about the campaign here?
posted by strangeleftydoublethink at 3:49 PM on March 12, 2009 [1 favorite]


they need to do way instain mother

my pary are with father who lost his chirdlen. i am truley sorry for your lots
posted by Stylus Happenstance at 3:49 PM on March 12, 2009 [2 favorites]


Looks like everyone involved really dodged a bullet here. Except that poor goddamn baby.
posted by logicpunk at 3:49 PM on March 12, 2009 [1 favorite]


This is newsfilter that is neither sufficiently news nor sufficiently filtered.

It's been increasingly Reddity in here the last couple of days. Ten or eleven single link "posts" that looked pretty damn familiar.
posted by rokusan at 3:50 PM on March 12, 2009 [1 favorite]


Shit post.
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 3:53 PM on March 12, 2009 [1 favorite]


Oh, what a joke. If you're gonna link crappy gossip on the front page, don't use the fucking NYT, for chrissake. It has none of the juicy details Levi's sister Mercede gave to The Star about Bristol calling Levi's family "white trash" or Mercede saying, "Bristol's just crazy. That's the nicest way I can put it" *or* the rumors that Bristol's been hanging around the high school after dropping out just to visit the unmarried swim coach.

If you're gonna jump in the mud, at least have the guts to do it all the way.
posted by mediareport at 3:54 PM on March 12, 2009 [4 favorites]


Well, shit.
posted by Science! at 3:55 PM on March 12, 2009


Honestly. this was a major topic in the past election and will be a major topic in Palin's inevitable 2012 campaign. It's pretty newsworthy.
posted by Ryvar at 3:55 PM on March 12, 2009 [1 favorite]


Really? Boy, I just did not see that coming. They had what every good relationship is based on: An unplanned child and the convenient imperative of public opinion.
posted by klangklangston at 3:58 PM on March 12, 2009


Honestly. this was a major topic in the past election and will be a major topic in Palin's inevitable 2012 campaign. It's pretty newsworthy.

I was enjoying the quiet spell between election peaks. It was giving me time to clean the froth from my beard.
posted by filthy light thief at 3:58 PM on March 12, 2009 [1 favorite]


STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM AND THEY WILL GO AWAY!!!
posted by chillmost at 3:58 PM on March 12, 2009


WOOHOO! I hope some of this ends up on Judge Judy, because then I'll get some payoff in about 18 months and my TV licence will have been worth paying.
posted by Elmore at 3:58 PM on March 12, 2009


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