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Post number 7993

hidely — Thu, 31 May 2001 13:40:39 -0800

Creative porno movie titles are a surefire way to grab the buyer's attention. Just check out this list to see what I mean. Anybody know of any that are missing?

By: geminder

geminder — Thu, 31 May 2001 13:58:17 -0800

they appear to have missed Edward Penishands... a fine film indeed.

By: Skot

Skot — Thu, 31 May 2001 14:21:07 -0800

Spotting wonderful porn titles has long been sport for many of my friends and I. Sadly, I tend to forget a lot of them. Recently discovered, I remember (the titles, damn ya!): Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks Dawson's Crack

By: aaron

aaron — Thu, 31 May 2001 14:30:37 -0800

My all-time fave: Genital Hospital

By: irishcreme

irishcreme — Thu, 31 May 2001 14:40:10 -0800

Hmm, here are some I came up with from recent releases: Start Me Up.Cum Angel Thighs A Knight's Tail Crotch-odile Dundee 3 Freddy Got More Than Fingered Bridget Jones' Diaphragm Along Came Inside Her and as a double feature - Snatch/Blow

By: thirteen

thirteen — Thu, 31 May 2001 14:49:05 -0800

The Bare Witch Project.

By: almostcool

almostcool — Thu, 31 May 2001 14:49:15 -0800

Want more? Here's an even (ahem, pardon the pun) larger list.

By: thirteen

thirteen — Thu, 31 May 2001 14:49:34 -0800

Hindfeld

By: aaron

aaron — Thu, 31 May 2001 14:55:14 -0800

I always thought "Everybody Loves Raymond" would be a great porno.

By: Skot

Skot — Thu, 31 May 2001 15:18:34 -0800

It's exactly for reasons like this that nobody could take "The Bone Collector" seriously.

By: panchesco

panchesco — Thu, 31 May 2001 16:34:03 -0800

ditto that on Deep Impact

By: Grum

Grum — Thu, 31 May 2001 16:35:47 -0800

I do remember friends of mine laughing themselves silly about seeing a movie titled: "Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy"

By: Succa

Succa — Thu, 31 May 2001 16:43:05 -0800

"Chitty Chitty Gang Bang"

By: starvingartist

starvingartist — Thu, 31 May 2001 21:07:58 -0800

The Madam's Family And the Shakespearean list: As You Lick It Julius, Seize Her! TightAss Erogenous (or Androgenous) The Merry Wives of Windsor (gotcha!) Coriol's Anus All's Well That Ends Swelled Twelfth Inch want more?

By: mecawilson

mecawilson — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 06:16:51 -0800

I liked The Onion's list: 'How Stella Got Her Tube Packed', 'The Shaft of Zorro', and... well, 'Shaft'. Of course those uncreative bastards missed 'Three Men and a Maybe'.

By: dnash

dnash — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 06:59:40 -0800

Saving Ryan's Privates

By: hidely

hidely — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 09:30:24 -0800

dnash, actually that was mentioned in the Satyr article

By: owillis

owillis — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 09:41:12 -0800

Pearl Harder Pearl: Had Her

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 10:03:09 -0800

Monty's Python and the Hole of Gayle. Cherry Poppins Making up porno titles is a favorite pastime for me and a couple of pals of mine.

By: baylink

baylink — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 10:04:25 -0800

Ahem... that's "Shaving Ryan's Privates".

By: baylink

baylink — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 10:05:21 -0800

And then, of course, there was that Disney porn flick... you know: "Honey; I shrunk your tits."

By: lawtalkinguy

lawtalkinguy — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 10:24:07 -0800

OK, I haven't seen these on any lists: The wadfather The Wizard of Jiz (featuring the hit song "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load")

By: atfrost

atfrost — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 12:36:48 -0800

Foreskin Gump laughed for hours when I heard that one...

By: plinth

plinth — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 13:55:49 -0800

YM "Honey I Spunked Your Tits" HTH

By: bradlands

bradlands — Fri, 01 Jun 2001 14:58:46 -0800

{checking shelves} 1. Schlong Blade 2. With Sex You Get Eggroll 3. As Tim Goes Bi 4. My Best Friend's Wetting 5. Juice Bigbelow: Latin Gigolo 6. Good Will Humping 7. Guy Hard, With a Vengeance 8. Everybody Does Raymond 9. Shaving Ryan's Privates 10. American Booty