Usage By Bears
The Cirque du Soleil recently commissioned the Bears de Bazooka show featuring three trained bears with bazookas. The bazookas were mounted to the backs of the bears using a controversial surgical technique. The climax of the show features two bears firing rocks into a large barrel of halibut. The Rain of the Fish (as it is called) requires audience members in the first seven rows to sign a release form. The release form waves all rights to dry cleaning bills cause by fish chum.
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