Comments on: Comments on 8050

Post number 8050

jpoulos — Mon, 04 Jun 2001 19:31:47 -0800

Hmmm...I wish I had some sort of funky, unique accessory for my new car. Y'know, something different....Wait, I've got it! AUTOMOTIVE TESTICLES! (Via FilePile.)

By: zempf

zempf — Mon, 04 Jun 2001 20:01:20 -0800

Man, wish you'd found this before the $30 contest.

By: hijinx

hijinx — Mon, 04 Jun 2001 20:53:37 -0800

Nothing says class like plastic testacles. Hey! Is this the answer to the bra that goes on the front end of a car? Now your car can have both a bra and balls!

By: Perigee

Perigee — Mon, 04 Jun 2001 20:57:11 -0800

I wouldn't have the heart to use these - I'd wince every time I hit a speed bump...

By: crasspastor

crasspastor — Tue, 05 Jun 2001 03:02:00 -0800

Those are so funny. But I know they'd be used for evil.

By: cludwig

cludwig — Tue, 05 Jun 2001 06:39:27 -0800

Unfortunately, I have seen these on a truck. Until then I thought that the "pee-on" stickers were the height of automotive accessory bad taste.

By: harmful

harmful — Tue, 05 Jun 2001 06:54:08 -0800

"Why yes, my oversized vehicle is an attempt to compensate for the size of my penis. Thank you for asking!"

By: headspace

headspace — Tue, 05 Jun 2001 08:32:05 -0800

I find it somewhat amusing that these manly, manly accessories come in neon Barbie-doll pink, talk about gender dissonance.

By: ewwgene

ewwgene — Tue, 05 Jun 2001 11:51:07 -0800

I wonder who/what's testicles they were modeled after..... a bull? a very large man?

By: quonsar

quonsar — Wed, 06 Jun 2001 18:44:44 -0800

also see buggy balls.

By: Dreama

Dreama — Wed, 06 Jun 2001 22:45:02 -0800

If I saw a car with one of these things, especially the neon pink one, I'd probably rear end it. I'd have a perfect excuse. "Officer, I'm sorry, I was momentarily distracted by the day-glo scrotum hanging from the bumper."