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Strings, not Threads, nor Duct Tape

Blazecock Pileon — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 02:17:35 -0800

Nuclear puppet shows: Atomic survival PSAs by the U.S. Civil Defense

By: amyms

amyms — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 02:37:21 -0800

"Your livestock can survive fallout"... Oh sure! Just pile up some extra bales of hay around the barn and everything will be a-okay!... My gawd, these would be chuckle-worthy if I didn't know that they were presented seriously once upon a time. This is such an interesting cultural resource, but it makes me sad and frustrated.

By: bystander

bystander — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 03:50:33 -0800

Thank god all those nukes were disarmed. What? The bulk of them are still pointing at us? Surely we modern global citizens can get rid of this outdated threat.

By: nudar

nudar — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 03:52:51 -0800

The illusion of safety...

By: Acheman

Acheman — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:47:19 -0800

The really sinister part is the bit where they tell the farmer to get his livestock under cover, then protect himself afterwards. It's one of those chilling little moments. You know it makes sense - preserving the national food supply probably is more important, overall, than preserving a couple of farmers - but you weren't expecting anyone to actually say it out loud.

By: lester

lester — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:22:18 -0800

piling bales of hay around a barn full of livestock in case of nuclear attack sounds like they're really planning for a post attack barbeque.

By: geos

geos — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:41:11 -0800

i don't think the hay would provide significant shielding. it might, however, push the fallout-drift (like snowdrift) farther away from the walls of the barn so that rays from the drift, the strongest radiation source, would have to pass through the ground to get to your cattle.

By: generichuman

generichuman — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:46:55 -0800

Metafilter: an interesting cultural resource, but it makes me sad and frustrated. See also, the UK's Protect and Survive. Thank you, neat post!

By: generichuman

generichuman — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:50:44 -0800

Remember there is nothing to be gained by trying to get away. By leaving your homes you could be exposing yourselves to greater danger.

By: orme

orme — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 07:07:24 -0800

Unfortunately, not all of the puppets headed these warnings, and were thus directly exposed to the radiation. These poor mutants later became....The Letter People.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 08:01:54 -0800

Wow, I mean, just fuckin' WOW. Those days... were just... what can you say? A kind of ultimate weirdness. I thought I'd seen it all. But now... puppets? Bales of hay? Protection? Damn, this stuff was just all so... so... damn. Love how the narrator looks back to American history, and reminds us of how we used to be prepared for... indian attacks! Then again, the much more recent propaganda (terrorists with dirty bombs, those brown people who Hate Our Freedoms) is really no less absurd, is it? Thanks for the poignant historical post, Blazecock Pileon. And remember... this fruit may be perfectly safe to eat, as long as you peel it.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:06:49 -0800

This steak tastes like burning!

By: filthy light thief

filthy light thief — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:57:49 -0800

You shouldn't trust post-fallout hand puppets, either (direct link to images 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12)

By: azarbayejani

azarbayejani — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 10:08:38 -0800

This is exactly what Fallout (the game) tries to emulate.

By: Joe Beese

Joe Beese — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:29:40 -0800

bystander: " The bulk of them are still pointing at us?" My understanding is that most Russian warheads are no longer "pointed" at us. (Or so they claim.) I assume the necessary targeting information could be re-added very quickly. But this does provide at least some measure of safety in the case of an accidental launch.