Large pizza, hold the boogers.
April 15, 2009 6:18 PM Subscribe
Two Domino's employee's in North Carolina have a warrant out for their arrest after a youtube video was leaked showing them violating customers food. Apparently the woman, Kristy Lynn Hammonds, is also a registered sex offender. Some more info here regarding where the store is.
This post was deleted for the following reason: Metafilter isn't really for local health alerts and such; best not to frame a post around that kind of thing, this is going south pretty quick. -- cortex
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posted by fleetmouse at 6:23 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by fleetmouse at 6:23 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
One MetaFilter user on the Internet has a warrant out for his or her arrest after a FPP was posted showing them violating apostrophe usage rules. Twice.
posted by DU at 6:24 PM on April 15, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by DU at 6:24 PM on April 15, 2009 [2 favorites]
First rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club.
posted by dibblda at 6:25 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by dibblda at 6:25 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
Grocers' Apostrophes will now henceforth be known as Domino's' Apostrophes.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:26 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:26 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
Dominose.
posted by jeremy b at 6:28 PM on April 15, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by jeremy b at 6:28 PM on April 15, 2009 [2 favorites]
Wait, or is it 3 times? How does "Dominos" get apostropheed?
posted by DU at 6:28 PM on April 15, 2009
posted by DU at 6:28 PM on April 15, 2009
Oh well, apologies for putting something out there just in case anyone had ordered from the location.
posted by scarello at 6:28 PM on April 15, 2009
posted by scarello at 6:28 PM on April 15, 2009
First of all, the 'registered sex offender' thing doesn't really bother me. There are certain circumstances in which I guess I'd rather not meet registered sex offenders - getting a rectal exam, for example, or dropping my nephew off at school. But if registered sex offenders can't get a goddamned job at Domino's, it seems like we should just leave them in prison, since that way at least they'll get to eat actual food and sleep in actual beds.
Second, this is just further evidence in my 'if you give stupid people a camera, there is no limit to the trouble they'll get themselves into' file.
posted by koeselitz at 6:29 PM on April 15, 2009 [2 favorites]
Second, this is just further evidence in my 'if you give stupid people a camera, there is no limit to the trouble they'll get themselves into' file.
posted by koeselitz at 6:29 PM on April 15, 2009 [2 favorites]
DomiOHNOES!!1!
posted by MaryDellamorte at 6:31 PM on April 15, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by MaryDellamorte at 6:31 PM on April 15, 2009 [4 favorites]
First of all, the 'registered sex offender' thing doesn't really bother me. There are certain circumstances in which I guess I'd rather not meet registered sex offenders - getting a rectal exam, for example, or dropping my nephew off at school. But if registered sex offenders can't get a goddamned job at Domino's, it seems like we should just leave them in prison, since that way at least they'll get to eat actual food and sleep in actual beds.
I knew someone would point this out. The reason I added this point was that I found it funny that someone who would ideally want to stay out of trouble, would go and do something so foolish.
posted by scarello at 6:32 PM on April 15, 2009
I knew someone would point this out. The reason I added this point was that I found it funny that someone who would ideally want to stay out of trouble, would go and do something so foolish.
posted by scarello at 6:32 PM on April 15, 2009
I hope this turns into another servers vs served thread with people angrily defending the right of underpaid kitchen staff to be as vile as they like!
posted by nowonmai at 6:33 PM on April 15, 2009
posted by nowonmai at 6:33 PM on April 15, 2009
If there is one thing registered sex offenders are known for, it is rationally contemplating the future consequences of their actions.
posted by DU at 6:33 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by DU at 6:33 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
If there is one thing registered sex offenders are known for, it is rationally contemplating the future consequences of their actions.
Bah! I give up. Anyways, hopefully nobody here ordered from the place recently.
posted by scarello at 6:35 PM on April 15, 2009
And yet, the hilarious thing is that tons of people, including many here, would recommend violating customers' food if they didn't tip well in a restaurant.
posted by nightchrome at 6:37 PM on April 15, 2009
posted by nightchrome at 6:37 PM on April 15, 2009
Although Christy boasted about being "lazy" in the video, she also mentioned to Michael that the two ought to open up their own restaurant.
If they had any savvy at all they would start their own cooking show on Youtube. Or they could slip into anonymity and be ashamed forever. Or both.
posted by Brian B. at 6:40 PM on April 15, 2009
If they had any savvy at all they would start their own cooking show on Youtube. Or they could slip into anonymity and be ashamed forever. Or both.
posted by Brian B. at 6:40 PM on April 15, 2009
Oh well, apologies for putting something out there just in case anyone had ordered from the location.
You posted to the front page of Metafilter to alert the handful of people in NC who might have possibly ordered from that Dominos location? Is that really the story here?
posted by mediareport at 6:46 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
You posted to the front page of Metafilter to alert the handful of people in NC who might have possibly ordered from that Dominos location? Is that really the story here?
posted by mediareport at 6:46 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
And yet, the hilarious thing is that tons of people, including many here, would recommend violating customers' food if they didn't tip well in a restaurant.
Can we not do this? I think this is kind of a lame FPP anyway, but it's potentially strawmanny to turn it into a server vs. served thread. Just because it's wrong for someone to do nasty stuff to your food doesn't somehow make it okay for you to behave like a douchebag to wait staff. These are completely separate issues. Besides which, the people who prepare food at a delivery pizzeria don't generally interact with the public at all.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 6:47 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
Can we not do this? I think this is kind of a lame FPP anyway, but it's potentially strawmanny to turn it into a server vs. served thread. Just because it's wrong for someone to do nasty stuff to your food doesn't somehow make it okay for you to behave like a douchebag to wait staff. These are completely separate issues. Besides which, the people who prepare food at a delivery pizzeria don't generally interact with the public at all.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 6:47 PM on April 15, 2009 [1 favorite]
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