The only superhero keeping things safe "down there"

April 16, 2009 12:08 PM

Tough times call for a new kind of super-mascot. Faster than a charging bull, able to scale tall mountains without the need for oxygen tanks, or even during quiet family moments EneMan is there. Still, there are some places he shouldn't go. More lawsuits cake, anyone?
posted by Ogre Lawless (18 comments total)

Pepsi Ewwwww
posted by nanojath at 12:14 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

I'm just trying to wrap my head around this here: someone paid what must have been a substantial sum of money to an advertising firm for an entire campaign to sell products for intra-rectal application (already strange), and the result was an anthropomorphic enema?

Am I the butt of a joke, here?
posted by Jon_Evil at 12:24 PM on April 16, 2009

DO NOT WANT (and until I read the 'lawsuits' link, did not get)
posted by panboi at 12:26 PM on April 16, 2009

Not the first.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 12:31 PM on April 16, 2009

Faster than a charging bull

Rectum? Why, yes.
posted by stavrogin at 12:42 PM on April 16, 2009

oh is that what it is.
posted by fuzzypantalones at 12:44 PM on April 16, 2009

>Am I the butt of a joke, here?

I see what you did there.
posted by xbonesgt at 12:47 PM on April 16, 2009

I think the ad dept just pulled it out of their ass.
posted by The Whelk at 12:53 PM on April 16, 2009

Quite moving. I can hardly contain myself ...
posted by jim in austin at 1:27 PM on April 16, 2009

Sweet! I have an small, plush Eneman right here on my desk that a friend gave me several years back (though I never have been able to get any of the petroleum jelly off it).
posted by slogger at 1:30 PM on April 16, 2009

I tried fleet because I couldn't keep the suppositories down, but the drink tastes awful too. Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way...
posted by mcrandello at 1:31 PM on April 16, 2009

Of course I never even realized fleet did make a drinkable until I posted and then saw the lawsuit link. sigh.
posted by mcrandello at 1:34 PM on April 16, 2009

I'd like to see the business card guy a couple of posts up get a good dose of Eneman.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 1:38 PM on April 16, 2009 [1 favorite]

Whatever you do, don't mess with the Erskine Fleet!
posted by MrMoonPie at 2:05 PM on April 16, 2009

Christ, what an asshole.
posted by Skeptic at 2:56 PM on April 16, 2009

Slogger, I am so jealous (not about the petroleum jelly part though). My doctor has one of the plush toys too, and won't give it up.
posted by queensissy at 3:00 PM on April 16, 2009

I want nothing to do with this.
posted by fleetmouse at 5:06 PM on April 16, 2009

They make calendars, too.
posted by CheeseDigestsAll at 7:23 PM on April 16, 2009