Hi-yo, Silver
April 24, 2009 6:48 AM   Subscribe

the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains.... This will take you back. SLYT And also your introduction to youtube's version of HULU.

I'll buy a beer for anyone over the age of 50 who is able to close this page BEFORE the opening theme is done!
posted by HuronBob (39 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
 
I'm glad the episode encoding quality was higher than the ad that preceded it.
posted by filthy light thief at 6:54 AM on April 24, 2009


Reid, Texas Ranger
posted by Joe Beese at 7:02 AM on April 24, 2009


Actually, an earlier FPP introduced us to YouTube's version of Hulu.
posted by Poolio at 7:09 AM on April 24, 2009


I am over 50..l cried..we had real heroes back then...even that half breed Tonto, that sell out, was ok...but why did the Lone Ranger gallop away so fast after righting wrong? Here is why
posted by Postroad at 7:16 AM on April 24, 2009 [1 favorite]


"This video is not available in your Country"

(sigh)

Don't they realize that Canada is just "America Jr."?
posted by Shfishp at 7:24 AM on April 24, 2009


This video is not available in your country.

Yes, because we'll use these videos to make weapons of mass distraction. Or something
posted by pompomtom at 7:29 AM on April 24, 2009


For real, I can't watch any of the videos on Hulu either.
posted by autodidact at 7:33 AM on April 24, 2009


Show openings just ain't what they used t'be.

"Have Gun, Will Travel" reads the card of a man
A knight without armor in a savage land
His fast gun for hire heads the calling wind
A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin

posted by Spatch at 7:35 AM on April 24, 2009


Don't they realize that Canada is just "America Jr."?

I like to call it "the 51st State."

A lot of people don't know that, according to the fiction, the Lone Ranger is actually the grand-uncle of The Green Hornet.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 7:40 AM on April 24, 2009


"He was a fabulous individual..."

I always knew he was gay!
posted by orme at 7:42 AM on April 24, 2009


that half breed Tonto, that sell out, was ok

Huh? You must have only watched the first part of Ep.1 - watch the whole thing for Tonto's origin story. Not a half breed, not a sell out.
posted by stbalbach at 7:44 AM on April 24, 2009


That was awesome. I can't wait until next week's episode. Does anyone what time it'll be on?
posted by buzzbash at 7:50 AM on April 24, 2009 [1 favorite]


As originally presented, in the Dec. 7, 1938, radio broadcast, Reid had already been well-established as the Lone Ranger when he met Tonto. In that episode, "Cactus Pete," a friend of the Lone Ranger tells the story of how the masked man and Tonto first met. According to that tale, Tonto had been caught in the explosion when two men dynamited a gold mine they were working. One of the men wanted to kill the wounded Tonto, but the Lone Ranger arrived on the scene, and made him administer first aid. The man subsequently decided to keep Tonto around, intending to make him the fall guy when he would later murder his partner. The Lone Ranger foiled both the attempted murder and the attempted framing of Tonto. No reason was given in the episode as to why Tonto chose to travel with the Lone Ranger rather than continue about his business. A reasonable assumption would be that he felt a sense of gratitude to the man. - Wikipedia
posted by Joe Beese at 7:50 AM on April 24, 2009


You almost bought me a beer except I'm under 50.
posted by ChickenringNYC at 7:51 AM on April 24, 2009


I think that Cool Papa Bell is referencing Philip Jose Farmer's Wold Newton Universe or World.

Basically every crime fighting super genius is related to every other crime fighting super genius. As a fan of The Shadow and Nero Wolfe, I approve.
posted by willmize at 7:55 AM on April 24, 2009


Don't they realize that Canada is just "America Jr."?

Well, when you grow up, you can watch big-kid TV on the internet, too.
posted by filthy light thief at 7:56 AM on April 24, 2009


Don't they realize that Canada is just "America Jr."?

Actually, nowadays I'm more inclined to the think of America as "Canada Incorporated".
posted by DU at 8:02 AM on April 24, 2009


No, willmize, they were both characters created by Fran Striker^. Almost the same premise, in many ways.
posted by dhartung at 8:08 AM on April 24, 2009


The Prophet (booming): There are no more "Thank You, Mask Man"s. The Messiah came during the night. All is pure. [Pause.] You're in the shithouse.

That is some funny shit right there. Lenny Bruce. *sigh*
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 8:08 AM on April 24, 2009


"Have Gun, Will Travel" reads the card of a man
A knight without armor in a savage land
His fast gun for hire heads the calling wind
A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin



I loved that show. I even had a cat named Paladin.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 8:09 AM on April 24, 2009


@dhartung: Thanks for the clarification! As the saying goes, I did not know that.
posted by willmize at 8:12 AM on April 24, 2009




This video is not available in your country.

Faaaaaahk. Is this the future we have all been dreaming about? Jesus wept.
posted by KokuRyu at 9:00 AM on April 24, 2009


Spatch : Show openings just ain't what they used t'be.

I've been noticing that as well. I got this song stuck in my head the other day, and I got to wondering why shows don't seem to go for the powerfully addictive openings as often any more.

Probably best for my sanity, actually. Because I'll walk around all day humming my latest earworm to the irritation of everyone around me.
posted by quin at 9:02 AM on April 24, 2009


Sadly, Pope Guilty's link will be dead later this year. Here's an oddly colored variant of the same comic.

Even if Gary Larson gets those images taken down, we'll still have jokes about the meaning of kemosabe. As for the real meaning, it seems no one agrees.
posted by filthy light thief at 9:07 AM on April 24, 2009


Hrm 25 comments and no link to the Lenny Bruce cartoon?
posted by arcanecrowbar at 9:10 AM on April 24, 2009


Show openings just ain't what they used t'be

I beg to differ.
posted by everichon at 9:12 AM on April 24, 2009


This video is not available in your country.

I can't vouch for the functionality of this, but it seems FoxyProxy might be a viable work-around. The comments following the post might provide additional help.
posted by filthy light thief at 9:13 AM on April 24, 2009


This video is not available in your country.

Wow, you're right, it is Youtube's version of Hulu!
posted by dunkadunc at 9:30 AM on April 24, 2009 [1 favorite]


The comments in the foxyproxy thread detail how it no longer works. :(

Grr. Well, apparently the corporations would prefer we not have legal alternatives and just stick with downloading and dodging ads altogether. Oh well!
posted by kaspen at 9:43 AM on April 24, 2009


This video is not available in your Country

I need to move home...
posted by sundri at 9:49 AM on April 24, 2009


You Canadians have Sgt. Preston, right? And he has a dog!



His fast gun for hire heads heeds the calling wind

Did you see the barrel on that guy's piece? Bet you six bits he drives home in a Hummer.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 9:49 AM on April 24, 2009


>> Don't they realize that Canada is just "America Jr."?

> I like to call it "the 51st State."


I prefer "America Light"
posted by nooneyouknow at 10:26 AM on April 24, 2009


Tonto was Canadian, damn it.
posted by maudlin at 11:11 AM on April 24, 2009


HuronBob,

You owe me a beer ... I"m over 50 and I didn't even open the page ... :)
posted by aldus_manutius at 11:39 AM on April 24, 2009


Aldus, I'll buy, Arbor Brewing, Ann Arbor, next thursday, 5:30 pm... Although, technically you didn't meet the challenge....
posted by HuronBob at 12:24 PM on April 24, 2009


Det här videoklippet är inte tillgängligt i ditt land.

But I swear! I'm AMERICAN.
posted by melissam at 1:57 PM on April 24, 2009


"This video is not available in your country."
posted by rmmcclay at 6:14 PM on April 24, 2009


Hey, WTF? It ended in a cliffhanger!

It ended literally in a cliffhanger!
posted by dirigibleman at 7:50 PM on April 24, 2009


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