Heaven is just a funky moose.

June 7, 2001 7:45 AM

Heaven is just a funky moose.

Complete the frightening experience of returning to the 80s (Star Wars! Cold War! ) with this flash-based Journey retrospective.
posted by mecran01 (19 comments total)

light FM flash RULES!!!
posted by kliuless at 7:54 AM on June 7, 2001

Does he/she actually think the lyric is "Heaven is just a funky moose"? Is that, like, from the Bible or something?...
posted by jpoulos at 7:57 AM on June 7, 2001

We've been obsessed at the office recently with the fact that Journey is currently touring without the Masterly Mullet of Steve Perry. Who could bear to see them try to recapture the cheesy glories that only his leather lungs make possible?

But this is better than seeing them live, anyway -- those wiggling guitars alone beat a reunion tour any day.
posted by BT at 8:01 AM on June 7, 2001

That's really lovely. Thanks, mecran01.
posted by MrMoonPie at 8:03 AM on June 7, 2001

Holy JPEG artifacts, Batman!
posted by kindall at 8:13 AM on June 7, 2001

Steve's crotch has a death ray.
Huh.
posted by dong_resin at 8:38 AM on June 7, 2001

I've seen some bad Flash in my day. This is pretty much the most worthless piece of tripe ever. The thing about the robots pushing people down stairs was better.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:47 AM on June 7, 2001

bleeeeeaaarrrrrgggghhh
posted by gnutron at 8:54 AM on June 7, 2001

You should have a doctor look into that for you, gnutron. I hope it's not contagious. =)
posted by ZachsMind at 8:57 AM on June 7, 2001

More pointless Flash:

Another UK election tie-in (This must have been posted before).
posted by Grangousier at 9:02 AM on June 7, 2001

Cranium, thanks for the laugh. I fear nothing is strong enough though to cleanse my eyes, ears and brain of that shite.
posted by Dick Paris at 9:27 AM on June 7, 2001

Arrrggghhh...another 5 minutes of my life wasted on someone's lack of talent!
posted by Sal Amander at 9:30 AM on June 7, 2001

i formatted my hardrive - smashed it on the ground and then burnt it to remove *ALL* evidence that i had seen that site
posted by monkeyJuice at 9:30 AM on June 7, 2001

I feel so dirty now. Please forgive me, Mefi-stophelians.
posted by mecran01 at 9:32 AM on June 7, 2001

the horror
posted by rodii at 9:42 AM on June 7, 2001

I saw this a couple of months ago, and I was wondering how long it would take to reach MeFi. (I would have posted it myself, but I had already posted a 'next AYB' before so I felt I was disqualified.)
posted by Dirjy at 10:11 AM on June 7, 2001

In a similar vein of Flash stuff, I discovered this the other day. (warning: loud music; possibly annoying...)
posted by smaugy at 12:26 PM on June 7, 2001

I feel like I just ate a free meal and then was forced to listen to someone tell me why abortion is bad.
posted by mecawilson at 1:15 PM on June 7, 2001

Meca: that might be the funniest thing I've read on MeFi, ever.
posted by solistrato at 8:06 AM on June 8, 2001