[E]ven if you are unemployed you still receive a base amount of [vacation money] from the government, the reasoning being that if you can’t go on vacation, you’ll get depressed and despondent and you’ll never get a job.After a year and a half of living in the Netherlands, American writer Russell Shorto compares the Dutch "welfare state" to the tax, health care and social security systems of the United States.
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But does the cartoon image of [the Dutch system] — encapsulated in the dread slur "socialism," which is being lobbed in American political circles like a bomb — match reality? Is there, maybe, a significant upside that is worth exploring? [...] I think it’s worth pondering how the best bits might fit.
BOSTON — Scientists have recently turned the world's most powerful microscope to the age-old problem of trying to figure out Mister_A's point. Despite the efforts of a team of highly-trained PhDs they were ultimately unsuccessful.
"This has been a pretty disappointing venture," project leader Dr. Matt West said. "I think that it is not actually possible with current technology. I have started writing a grant to develop an even more powerful microscope. Maybe at that point we will finally be able to complete this challenge."
Federal officials refused to comment on the record about the prospects of such a grant, citing the need for a neutral grant review process. But one senior grant management official, speaking under the condition of anonymity, said, "Look, rather than spending a lot more money and effort trying to figure out what Mister_A's point was, maybe he should just try to communicate more clearly. If that proves impossible, then we have some intriguing mind-reading proposals in the pipeline. Experts have been looking for the point using conventional means for years and it just hasn't worked."
Mister_A was not available for comment.
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Gave my latent socialism a tingle. Wait... No it didn't.
posted by Bathtub Bobsled at 7:28 AM on May 4