ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SMUGGLE A PIG INTO KABUL?
So a Jew gets shipwrecked on a tropical island and over the next ten years makes himself comfortable living. Suddenly a cargo ship appears and our Jew is overjoyed to be rescued and going home. He's giving the ship's captain a tour of his island showing him all the structures he build with all the free time he had. He's built a large house with all the conveniences, and a few feet away he built a little shul (synagogue/temple) to pray in. He explains to the captain that it was the shul that gave him the faith he needed to know he'd be rescued one day.
As they're walking back to the ship the captain notices another shul built further down the beach. "What's that shul?" he asks?
"That shul?", says the Jew, "That's the shul I don't go to anymore."
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