Snatch Wars

May 11, 2009 3:38 AM

Snatch Wars (Snatch vs. Star Wars) (SLYT, NSFW due to very bad language).

The boring description: Darth Vader re-dubbed with dialogue from Bricktop, the main antagonist of Guy Ritchie's movie 'Snatch'.

posted by slimepuppy (14 comments total)

The pedantic amendment: re-dubbed with dialogue from Bricktop and from Alan Ford's Eastend Thug from the Armando Iannucci Show.
posted by The Ultimate Olympian at 4:01 AM on May 11 [1 favorite has favorites]

Oh, ace. Thanks The Ultimate Olympian, I wasn't aware of that. Only saw an episode or two of the Armando Iannucci Show.
posted by slimepuppy at 4:07 AM on May 11

Previously on Metafilter, Darth Vader redubbed with James Earl Jones in Coming To America. In my opinion, marginally superior. AHA!

But this is still good.
posted by so_necessary at 4:47 AM on May 11 [2 favorites has favorites]

GOWS FRU BONE LIKE BUTTA
posted by nudar at 5:16 AM on May 11

Verily, did I LOL.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 5:52 AM on May 11

Dagobah? Yeah sure...I like Dagobah...
posted by stifford at 5:56 AM on May 11 [2 favorites has favorites]

The man himself enjoyed it too.
posted by The Ultimate Olympian at 6:26 AM on May 11 [5 favorites has favorites]

tip top!
posted by jammy at 7:56 AM on May 11

Wow, not scary at all. Really shows what JEJ added to the part!
posted by Eideteker at 8:22 AM on May 11

Funny concept, but I feel they missed a great opportunity here: the Jedi all should have spoken like Pikeys.

Dr. Evazan: He doesn't like you.
Luke: Sorry.
Dr. Evazan: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke: I'll be careful.
Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead!
Obi-Wan: Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right boy?
[scuffle ensues]
Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!
Obi-Wan: [cuts off arm] Deadly kick for a fat fucker, ya know that?

I think that could totally work.
posted by quin at 9:30 AM on May 11

Not quite as good as so_necessary's Vader link, but I laughed. Com-scan has detected an energy field ...
posted by zippy at 12:28 PM on May 11

Star Trek kicks this' ass! I just watched this, and I thought, "I could be watching Star Trek."

Seriously, Star Trek was about infinite times better than this.

Plus, IMAX?

Please.
posted by humannaire at 8:38 PM on May 11

No discussion of Star Wars mashups is complete without an obligatory link to the celebrity exhaustion-riffic Vader Sessions, which I argue is the true masterpiece of the genre.
posted by Strange Interlude at 10:38 AM on May 12

Han Solo and Chewbacca weigh in on their new hybrid Millenium Falcon
posted by homunculus at 6:41 PM on May 13