It may be very bad, it may be good. It will be beer.

May 13, 2009 3:01 AM

How to brew beer in a coffee maker, using only materials commonly found on a modestly sized oceanographic research vessel.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing (14 comments total)

It lost me at adding Vegemite. As a right thinking Australian, I feel it is my duty to warn everyone that Vegemite is the do of the devil.
posted by Effigy2000 at 3:07 AM on May 13

Is this not a double?

I am pretty sure I saw this one here before, my favorite comment in the thread being something about how the use PURE ETHANOL!!!!! to clean the equipment. PURE ETHANOL!!!! I would be the one strangling the guy wasting it. Pure ethanol diluted in distilled water and chilled with dry ice is like the ultimate alcoholic experience.
posted by dirty lies at 3:07 AM on May 13

The doo? Or the do?
posted by dirty lies at 3:08 AM on May 13

The dew!
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 3:10 AM on May 13

Crap. Ah well.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 3:11 AM on May 13

I am pretty sure I saw this one here before, my favorite comment in the thread being something about how the use PURE ETHANOL!!!!! to clean the equipment. PURE ETHANOL!!!!

Maybe they have a lot.
posted by delmoi at 3:12 AM on May 13

Before this gets deleted, I'd like to say that the link did not show up as previous on preview. I did, however, find it after the fact via the "beer" tag.

Also, if anyone wants a killer recipe for some spiced apple wine, just MeMail me.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 3:19 AM on May 13

How to search MetaFilter using only the resources available on a modestly-sized Internet.
posted by DU at 4:13 AM on May 13

That "How to search MetaFilter using only the resources available on a modestly-sized Internet." link resolves to the google main page for me, with no search results.

How about this version? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=coffee+oceanagraphic&as_sitesearch=metafilter.com
posted by pracowity at 4:28 AM on May 13

Too bad my oceanographic vessel is immodest.
posted by srboisvert at 4:28 AM on May 13

Did they build it so it pours out a cup when the ship flips?
posted by pracowity at 4:33 AM on May 13

The only thing I would want more than to be cooped up in a small vessel with no exit is to be given a slight buzz and a headache. That would complete my experience.
posted by not_on_display at 4:37 AM on May 13

How about "oceanographic"?
posted by gman at 4:42 AM on May 13

Weird, I wonder why my link doesn't work for you. It still works for me. I see I have a # instead of a ? at the beginning of the parameters somehow. I think I have a Google-massaging plugin installed, maybe that's it.
posted by DU at 5:00 AM on May 13