Comments on: Pope 2.0

Pope 2.0

HumanComplex — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:13:38 -0800

The Pope is now on Facebook.

By: hermitosis

hermitosis — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:16:07 -0800

Wait, it's an app? I can't just be friends with him? That's too bad, I was really looking forward to the results of his "WHICH BEATLE ARE YOU?" quiz.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:18:49 -0800

Call me when he's on Twitter.

By: Lemurrhea

Lemurrhea — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:20:38 -0800

Don't call me. *insert joke about the Pope "poking" me*

By: yeloson

yeloson — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:21:22 -0800

Between this and the report from Ireland, does this mean we can now officially state that Facebook is hunting grounds for child predators?

By: orange swan

orange swan — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:23:13 -0800

Call me when Satan is on Facebook.

By: defenestration

defenestration — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:23:20 -0800

Error while loading page from Pope2You ---- There are still a few kinks Facebook and the makers of Pope2You are trying to iron out. We appreciate your patience as we try to fix these issues. Your problem has been logged - if it persists, please come back in a few days. Thanks! Oh thanks, Facebook and Pope2You! Now what part of the web2.0sphere will satiate my thirst for antiquated, toxic dogma and willful ignorance? Twitter? Pope2You: i totally just ate the best body of christ and drank his blood, too. lil tipsy lol. soooooooo good! who wants to lie about the effectiveness of condoms with me tonite?!

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:25:01 -0800

I unfriended the Pope and all his pals back in catholic school, round about 7th grade.

By: notashroom

notashroom — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:25:34 -0800

Does this officially make me the last Facebook holdout over the age of 12?

By: Science!

Science! — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:26:06 -0800

Friend the Pope? Nah. I will however friend the Space Pope if he ever gets around to joining Facebook.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:27:22 -0800

I thought he was already there.

By: You Should See the Other Guy

You Should See the Other Guy — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:29:13 -0800

Looks more like Joe Pesci in a wig.

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:32:19 -0800

When the Pope becomes a Twitter Shitter, will they update the saying?

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:40:33 -0800

Networks: Catholics (Global), Hitler Youth Alum '43 Relationship Status: It's Complicated

By: blucevalo

blucevalo — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:41:47 -0800

I love that even when he's trying to look all Maria von Trapp and beatific he's still actually frowning sternly, like he was back giving a meticulous theological beatdown to some underling at the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.

By: DU

DU — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:49:19 -0800

Status: Enabling the spread of AIDS and unwanted children through a Stone Age mindset.

By: Sailormom

Sailormom — Fri, 22 May 2009 08:49:59 -0800

I accidentally Googled my Twitter all over the Popes Facebook.

By: jarvitron

jarvitron — Fri, 22 May 2009 09:43:53 -0800

Joseph Alois Ratzinger became a fan of Clandestine Buggery (become a fan).

By: joe lisboa

joe lisboa — Fri, 22 May 2009 09:44:03 -0800

That's too bad, I was really looking forward to the results of his "WHICH BEATLE ARE YOU?" quiz. Well, Harrison's out (Hare Krishna, Krishna Hare) and so is Lennon ("bigger than Jesus") and Macca's a douche, so may I introduce to you, the act you've known for all these years: Pope Ringo the First.

By: Jofus

Jofus — Fri, 22 May 2009 09:45:05 -0800

There was never a better time than this to change your Facebook language settings

By: Devils Rancher

Devils Rancher — Fri, 22 May 2009 09:45:26 -0800

Call me when Satan is on Facebook. I signed up, but forgot my password. True story.

By: felix betachat

felix betachat — Fri, 22 May 2009 09:52:45 -0800

O lord, thou hast searched for me, and friended me. Thou knowest my offlogging and mine onlogging, thou understandest my obscurest status messages. Thou compassest my browsing and my offline work, and art acquainted with all my ways. For there is not a message in my inbox, but, lo, O LORD, thou knowest it altogether. Thou hast beset me behind and before, and laid thine hand upon me. Such knowledge is too wonderful for me; it is high, I cannot attain unto it. Whither shall I go from thy spirit? or whither shall I flee from thy presence? If I play MafiaWars, thou art there: if I tend to mine Lil Green Patch, behold, thou art there. If I list my favorite tomes, and detail my obscurest acquaintances; Even there shall thy hand lead me, and thy right hand shall hold me. If I say, Surely the I canst hide my onlogging; even the green status light shall be as gray. Yea, that grayness hideth not from thee; but the gray shineth as the green: the offline and the online are both alike to thee. For thou hast installed spyware: indeed, even a keylogger and rootkit. I will praise thee; for I am frightened of thy malware: marvellous is thy code; I try to write otherwise but cannot.

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Fri, 22 May 2009 10:01:02 -0800

It's a shame he's an app, I was looking forward to poking the Pope.

By: troybob

troybob — Fri, 22 May 2009 10:31:29 -0800

I thought they banned Nazis from Facebook.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 22 May 2009 10:38:37 -0800

i was always told to be careful about buying a pig in a pope

By: jsavimbi

jsavimbi — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:01:06 -0800

"Futuō!! Wo ist Pete Best?!

By: grapefruitmoon

grapefruitmoon — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:14:13 -0800

I prefer The Dalai Lama's RSS Feed.

By: Spatch

Spatch — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:22:08 -0800

Just wait til he gets his hands on Mafia Wars. They won't be able to pry him away from the computer and he'll start bugging the cardinals to join him on his heists.

By: Clandestine Outlawry

Clandestine Outlawry — Fri, 22 May 2009 11:42:04 -0800

Joseph Alois Ratzinger became a fan of Clandestine Buggery Damn, I feel snubbed.

By: Juliet Banana

Juliet Banana — Fri, 22 May 2009 12:03:34 -0800

I never allow an application to access my profile that does not allow me to spice up the web with tangy zingrs.

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:44:11 -0800

notashroom: "Does this officially make me the last Facebook holdout over the age of 12?" Nope. There are only a few of us left in the Resistance but ours is a noble cause!

By: Catblack

Catblack — Fri, 22 May 2009 20:29:07 -0800

I like 6 or 7 popes.