Can't touch this

May 27, 2009 6:54 PM

Prince Marcus Von Anhalt (painting with nudity, nudity in picture galleries), also on MySpace (autoloads his very own gangster rap song), might have you believe that he is of royal blood. Wikipedia would disagree, revealing that he bought his royal title from ZsaZsa Gabor's husband. Incidentally, he owns over 20 brothels, a chain of exotic dancing establishments, and wrecks cars. To ice the cake, he has been dubbed the worlds richest asshole by Jared Paul Stern (Other pages on this blog contain partial nudity.)
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist (19 comments total)

Wait... antidisestablishmentarianistic is longer.
posted by XMLicious at 7:23 PM on May 27

and I care because...?
posted by unSane at 7:25 PM on May 27

Whoever this Jared Paul Stern guy is, all the other people in the pictures on his blog look like assholes, too. Not sure why I should care, though, other than to note that there will always be many assholes in the world with a lot more money than I'll ever have.
posted by limeonaire at 7:40 PM on May 27

he has been dubbed the worlds richest asshole by Jared Paul Stern

Marcus Von Asshat ?
posted by uncanny hengeman at 7:45 PM on May 27

Every person who has ever lived (Except for Fred Rogers) is an asshole. At least this guy has the decency to be a completely shameless asshole who's pretty amusing since I don't have to listen to him.
posted by Saydur at 7:47 PM on May 27

"World's Richest Asshole" is certainly something to aspire to.
posted by Ironmouth at 8:15 PM on May 27

This guy is like a one man Hot Chicks with Douchebags army.
posted by jacquilynne at 8:40 PM on May 27

Well, they say you can't buy taste.
posted by delmoi at 9:18 PM on May 27

Man His flickr page is something else (nsfw). I find it amusing he couldn't bother to get a pro account.
posted by delmoi at 9:20 PM on May 27

The Prince goes to the Oscars
I don't know who has the more priceless look, Chris Tucker or David Spade.
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist at 9:29 PM on May 27

He helped his paid-for-adopted mother, Zsa Zsa, out with a 7 figure check, when Madoff made off with her dough. How much an asshole is that? I enjoyed the post, if only to read the stuff about Zsa Zsa. Taking these sorts of "celebrities" seriously isn't what they are for. They live in a fishtank for our amusement, and are compensated for that.
posted by Goofyy at 9:47 PM on May 27

Looks like he is having a hell of a good time.
posted by Xoebe at 11:04 PM on May 27

He looks cute but wouldn't Mickey be upside down when he puts the hat on?
posted by tellurian at 12:03 AM on May 28

He looks cute but wouldn't Mickey be upside down when he puts the hat on?

It is a Schultüte.
posted by chillmost at 1:28 AM on May 28

World's Richest Assholefilter.
posted by box at 6:11 AM on May 28

Man, that is the most boring 'partial nudity' I've ever encountered. More like "warning - other blog pages contain plastic surgery".
posted by spicynuts at 6:35 AM on May 28

This is what a real-life Bond villain would be like after they sat down for a minute and said to themselves, "Wait, why am I threatening to destroy the world again? I have all these excellent toys and hot women and I'm going to let some British civil servant blow it all to hell for what exactly? Screw this, I'm going to the Oscars."
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:40 AM on May 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

They live in a fishtank for our amusement, and are compensated for that.

I think this may be the weirdest explanation for rich people that I have read since Ayn Rand.
posted by adamdschneider at 7:41 AM on May 28

It is a Schultüte.
Oh! thanks for that, never heard of it, interesting tradition.
posted by tellurian at 4:38 PM on May 31