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This site has everything!

boo_radley — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:37:40 -0800

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:39:08 -0800

Sadly less than the sum of its parts.

By: empath

empath — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:41:43 -0800

I used to do market research surveys for movie trailers back in arround 1994 or so. Basically, the way it would go is we'd show them a few trailers, then ask them about one of them -- basically what they remembered, what they liked about it, what they didn't like, whether it made them want to see the movie, or whatever. I honestly could have filled out all the surveys myself after doing a few of them: For guys: I liked: the explosions and boobs. I didn't like: the talking For women: I wanted to know more of the story. So if you wanted to know why the trailers always gave away the whole movie and had all explosions and boobs, that was why.

By: Navelgazer

Navelgazer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:42:00 -0800

I enjoyed the part with the explosions, and thought the boobs were a nice touch.

By: mullingitover

mullingitover — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:42:56 -0800

I've been seeing this on del.icio.us/tag/awesome for weeks now, can't believe it took this long to get posted to mefi.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:45:58 -0800

NOT SAFE WORK FOR ? NO, SURELY WAS FARK ?

By: the aloha

the aloha — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:50:56 -0800

i get enough of both at work. why would i spend my free time with this?

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:51:32 -0800

I disagree with Navelgazer. Too many explosions.

By: In The Annex

In The Annex — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:51:50 -0800

Did anyone else think the post was about this?

By: Joe Beese

Joe Beese — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:51:50 -0800

I thought this was going to be about silicone implants.

By: rokusan

rokusan — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:52:07 -0800

NSFW tag? What if my work is in the boobs and/or explosion industry?

By: rokusan

rokusan — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:54:46 -0800

(For example, our recent convention.)

By: keep_evolving

keep_evolving — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:59:27 -0800

@ the aloha: You must make videogames.

By: shoebox

shoebox — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:02:16 -0800

What if my work is in the boobs and/or explosion industry? You wouldn't be wasting time on mefi, for one.

By: burnmp3s

burnmp3s — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:05:16 -0800

Clearly this is a concept that would work better in video form.

By: Science!

Science! — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:09:04 -0800

I saw this a few days ago too, I love it. It's a simple and funny site that does what it says it does.

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:11:56 -0800

But... All the boobs seem to have these pieces of cloth over them.

By: i_cola

i_cola — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:15:03 -0800

If you just want the boobs. If you just want the explosions. For some reason there are 10 more boob pix (114). PS I didn't spend much time finding this out.

By: cjorgensen

cjorgensen — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:18:23 -0800

I got bored of the explosions after the thirty-third reload. Pretty fucking dumb if you ask me. I'll let you know when the books get boring.

By: GatorDavid

GatorDavid — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:19:31 -0800

Or, if you're into that sort of thing, you can check out CocktailsAndCocks.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:21:17 -0800

What if my work is in the boobs and/or explosion industry? Sadly that's only my hobby job and not my real job.

By: P.o.B.

P.o.B. — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:22:35 -0800

Underwhelmingly safe for work.

By: agregoli

agregoli — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:23:53 -0800

It's like, we live in an intense information age. The internet oozes excitement and there are hundreds of thousands of interesting web pages...and then there is this...it's so boring. The best of the web, this is not.

By: chillmost

chillmost — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:25:19 -0800

I'm lacking context.

By: cjorgensen

cjorgensen — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:28:05 -0800

P.o.B., didn't you see the URL? It has the word "boobs" in it.

By: jamstigator

jamstigator — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:28:38 -0800

Hmmm, boobs, explosions...exploding boobs! I hope Al Qaeda doesn't read my comment. Suddenly I'm beginning to wonder what's under every woman's bra. Oh wait, nothing's changed, carry on.

By: theefixedstars

theefixedstars — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:29:17 -0800

Did anyone else think the post was about this? No, I'm not aware of that website--Female First, you say? But I am aware that that article and that headline is like, totally a metaphor for a kicky celebrity blog called "Female First." Can someone explain what that even means? (For those of you who didn't click -- to sum up, classy British blog with sympathetic story with understated headline on 'pussycat'...ruptured 'surgical enhancement'...slightly bizarre catsuit..."my breast exploded and that's kinda fierce!" expression)

By: BrotherCaine

BrotherCaine — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:29:22 -0800

Boobs with explosions + explosions with boobs? Needs BOYZONE tag.

By: Kronos_to_Earth

Kronos_to_Earth — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:32:29 -0800

I didn't know there was a size C-4.^*

By: zippy

zippy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:35:09 -0800

"You can have my gun and my bikini when you pry them from my cold hands." (No nudity, but NSFW unless your place of business makes "bikini-clad women shooting guns" movies).

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:38:38 -0800

hey! hey! hey! Guns too...! When I found this earlier (via Twitter, I love Twitter!) I was disappointed how quickly they started to repeat themselves, only took a few dozen clicks...

By: oddman

oddman — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:41:21 -0800

I can't decide what's more offensive the misogyny or how lame it is. Probably the former, but the latter is rather significant.

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:44:12 -0800

Misogyny? What about the misandry implicit in the idea that all men want is explosions and breasts?

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:44:39 -0800

Go, Diego, Go! is possibly worse than Dora.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:45:47 -0800

"IT HAS A VAMPIRE AND AN EXPLOSION!"

By: you

you — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:48:01 -0800

Misogyny? Also, tits and asses.

By: Daddy-O

Daddy-O — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:01:34 -0800

Also, tits and asses. The tits were young and perky but the asses were old and hairy.

By: atchafalaya

atchafalaya — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:01:38 -0800

Needs sound effects.

By: futureisunwritten

futureisunwritten — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:02:20 -0800

I like both of these things. So why do I feel so bored and empty looking at this site?

By: seanmpuckett

seanmpuckett — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:16:43 -0800

You're overthinking. Reload some more.

By: naju

naju — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:25:19 -0800

I'm lacking context. Good thing I just registered explosionsandboobsandcontext.com.

By: Marisa Stole the Precious Thing

Marisa Stole the Precious Thing — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:35:12 -0800

Not Safe While Freeping?

By: louche mustachio

louche mustachio — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:39:32 -0800

1) I assumed these things would be combined. 2) It would help if they were moving. 3) Some monsters would be nice. Or maybe just some tigers or big fucking snakes.

By: DU

DU — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:40:44 -0800

What does it mean that I found this site boring and would be unlikely to ask for more explosions OR boobs (or information about the story) from trailers? And if you are tempted to either label me gay or intelligent, what does it mean that these labels are interchangeable?

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:42:52 -0800

Explosions are more fun when they're moving. Boobs too.

By: Joe Beese

Joe Beese — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:43:55 -0800

cjorgensen: "I got bored of the explosions after the thirty-third reload. Pretty fucking dumb if you ask me. I'll let you know when the books get boring." You can lower the snoot, Eustace. I would have been proud to post this myself.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:45:58 -0800

I have a friend who often gets shit for being "gay." As near as anyone can tell, it's because he enunciates.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:54:19 -0800

Men! We like stories, right? Right! But they have to be good stories. Stories with plots in which there are good guys and bad guys, and then some explosions happen to them!

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:55:19 -0800

Speaking of friends, I often send my gay bff links from this site and I pretend I'm giving him a "contrast and compare" school writing assignment. I thought I was soooo cool playing this game by sending him two sites that already did our work for us by asking him to "contrast and compare" explosionsandboobs and cocktailsandcocks. His response? Are you sure the second one isn't an oral assignment? Fucker. I get lazy one time and lob a meatball over the plate and he smacks it right out of the fuckin' park.

By: ardgedee

ardgedee — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:55:47 -0800

It's got everything you need for a heavy metal video except the music.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:03:44 -0800

Remember, when George W. Bush was elected, and he said that thing about how, by 2008, we'd have "movies that would explode in our balls like a shotgun filled with handjobs"? Well, that promise came true two days ago when I saw GRINDHOUSE in Hollywood. Except not only was it a shotgun full of handjobs exploding in my balls, but also my balls suddenly knew how to make fire using karate. All from seeing GRINDHOUSE, a movie that's made of screaming car crash zombie boobs. After this review Grindhouse couldn't help but disappoint.

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:04:51 -0800

Explosion sand boobs?

By: anthropoid

anthropoid — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:07:27 -0800

Seriously? Pancakes and now explosions? Why? Why is this worth the potential of making women feel not so welcome here?

By: stargell

stargell — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:12:15 -0800

What if my work is in the boobs and/or explosion industry? Wait, you're Kari Byron?

By: teraflop

teraflop — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:29:10 -0800

Explosions and Bobs

By: bpm140

bpm140 — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:33:17 -0800

You must make videogames. You make jokes, but I was producer on this videogame and this videogame.

By: CheeseDigestsAll

CheeseDigestsAll — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:47:37 -0800

Bust of the web? SRSLY WTF?

By: chunking express

chunking express — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:51:28 -0800

Does what it says on the box.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:53:22 -0800

I'm not really crazy about this post.

By: mds35

mds35 — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:53:52 -0800

Well, it took ten long years, but finally -- FINALLY -- we have found THE best of the web! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!

By: elizardbits

elizardbits — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:09:52 -0800

Huh. I noticed the boob repeats far sooner than I noticed the explosion repeats. There's a lesson here somewhere, but I suppose I'd have to stop looking at boobs to figure out what it is.

By: elder18

elder18 — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:15:23 -0800

I'm oddly pleased with how simple this website it. It's almost....mesmerizing.

By: neuron

neuron — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:38:43 -0800

Explosions and boobs.

By: borkencode

borkencode — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:40:59 -0800

Just a note, sorting the file list by size does not do what you wish it did. (Statement applies to both sets).

By: EatTheWeak

EatTheWeak — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:46:24 -0800

Joe Beese - I think that was a typo, not snootiness.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:18:16 -0800

elder18, here is a site you will enjoy.

By: GatorDavid

GatorDavid — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:23:26 -0800

@neuron: explosionsandbobs is epic

By: little e

little e — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:05:53 -0800

Eh, photos are no substitute for reality. *takes off shirt, builds fire, places propane tank in fire, runs to safe distance, shoots propane tank with rifle, jumps up and down gleefully*

By: Mitheral

Mitheral — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:19:55 -0800

"You wouldn't be wasting time on mefi, for one." You'd think so yet klangklangston is here all the time.

By: Thoth

Thoth — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:32:23 -0800

Gonads and Strife?

By: TheophileEscargot

TheophileEscargot — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:44:09 -0800

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

By: rokusan

rokusan — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:15:24 -0800

Misogyny? What about the misandry implicit in the idea that all men want is explosions and breasts? Yeah! I'm all offended and stuff! I'm also gonna look up them fancy highfalutin M-words of yours, just as soon as I get done looking at these here 'splosions and titties and such.

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:41:12 -0800

I was just relieved not to see exploding boobs.

By: grubi

grubi — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:49:27 -0800

Misogyny? What about the misandry implicit in the idea that all men want is explosions and breasts? HEY. Liking boobs is inherently misogynistic? Weirdoes.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:47:46 -0800

Explosions and Boobs (SFW)

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:25:43 -0800

Somebody needs to make this work with Google images so that I can put in my own search terms on the left and right. Because I don't think anybody is going to make a website for me called "Phonemes and Cheese."

By: aubilenon

aubilenon — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:24:58 -0800

mmm. phonemes and cheese

Comments on: This site has *everything*!

This site has *everything*!

By: Burhanistan

By: empath

By: Navelgazer

By: mullingitover

By: flapjax at midnite

By: the aloha

By: eyeballkid

By: In The Annex

By: Joe Beese

By: rokusan

By: rokusan

By: keep_evolving

By: shoebox

By: burnmp3s

By: Science!

By: dunkadunc

By: i_cola

By: cjorgensen

By: GatorDavid

By: Artw

By: P.o.B.

By: agregoli

By: chillmost

By: cjorgensen

By: jamstigator

By: theefixedstars

By: BrotherCaine

By: Kronos_to_Earth

By: zippy

By: fearfulsymmetry

By: oddman

By: dunkadunc

By: boo_radley

By: WolfDaddy

By: you

By: Daddy-O

By: atchafalaya

By: futureisunwritten

By: seanmpuckett

By: naju

By: Marisa Stole the Precious Thing

By: louche mustachio

By: DU

By: klangklangston

By: Joe Beese

By: brundlefly

By: UbuRoivas

By: WolfDaddy

By: ardgedee

By: brundlefly

By: emelenjr

By: anthropoid

By: stargell

By: teraflop

By: bpm140

By: CheeseDigestsAll

By: chunking express

By: Mister_A

By: mds35

By: elizardbits

By: elder18

By: neuron

By: borkencode

By: EatTheWeak

By: Mister_A

By: GatorDavid

By: little e

By: Mitheral

By: Thoth

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