Comments on: Let's get this thing goin' before cats start dyin'.

Let's get this thing goin' before cats start dyin'.

miss lynnster — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:23:28 -0800

Yo. This is Ray. He's representing P-Town. Videoing from the road. He needs to get a job, dog.

By: zippy

zippy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:34:06 -0800

Portland? That's not P-Town, this is P-Town.

By: mhoye

mhoye — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:34:52 -0800

Boy, Jim Anchower is going to have some tough competition.

By: HumuloneRanger

HumuloneRanger — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:35:30 -0800

Wow, everything really went to shit after he left....

By: Wild_Eep

Wild_Eep — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:37:38 -0800

Could he apply to be the boss of that chick from yesterday? //Ugh. I need some sleep.

By: orme

orme — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:40:34 -0800

I already have a job, but watching that video and leaving this comment makes me feel like I should be out looking for a second job.

By: idiopath

idiopath — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:43:01 -0800

As a resident of Portland, I would like to request that you not refer to my home as "pee town", it's only some parts of Burnside and Old Town that smell like that. And it's totally understandable, I mean it's not like I see YOU out there putting out free portapottys for everyone to use.

By: Lemurrhea

Lemurrhea — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:50:40 -0800

Last news I heard about Ptown, UGC was hiring. Then everyone started singing and I tuned out.

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:02:51 -0800

As Zippy pointed out, P-Town is not a place to which Ray would admit familiarity.

By: longsleeves

longsleeves — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:26:20 -0800

I kind of understand why Ray didn't last very long as a health insurance company phone rep dealing with over-sixty-fives.

By: Burhanistan

Burhanistan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:26:49 -0800

Was it: "I graduated Cum Laude, dawg", or "I graduated Cum Laude Dog"? My vote is the latter.

By: WeekendJen

WeekendJen — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:55:12 -0800

Will he post a video of him eating the cats if he doesn't get a job?

By: parmanparman

parmanparman — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:13:44 -0800

Stumptown!

By: msalt

msalt — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:28:40 -0800

Obviously fake. There's no such thing as a Zach Randolph fan.

By: Slap*Happy

Slap*Happy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:58:44 -0800

Yeah. At a poetry slam at AS220 in Providence, someone declared brashly, "I was born and raised here in P-Town!" He turned a bright shade of pink when it was explained to him that Providence was not P-Town, and what sorts of people took pride in living and visiting P-Town. (Actually, it is a wonderful place to visit, even if you're not "in the lifestyle." There are some wonderful shops, galleries, restaurants and museums, and if you go in the off-season, early spring or late fall, there are zero crowds and traffic to contend with. Leave the kids at home, tho.)

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:17:01 -0800

He did not give any contact information - fail.

By: bardic

bardic — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:45:23 -0800

There were no jobs in Portland before the economy went down the shitter. Must suck to live there now and be out of work. Just suck it up and move to a town with a real economy, e.g., Seattle. His sister is hawt though.

By: Lipstick Thespian

Lipstick Thespian — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:59:14 -0800

I want Animal Control to come to that house when the neighbors complaiin of the interior stench, only to discover that those two adorable cats have decided that dining on Cum Laude Dawg was a hidden treasure right there in their own home!

By: kuujjuarapik

kuujjuarapik — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:08:01 -0800

P-Town is not a place to which Ray would admit familiarity. well, not dressed like that he wouldn't.

By: msalt

msalt — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:10:32 -0800

Just suck it up and move to a town with a real economy, e.g., Seattle. Your favorite city sucks.

By: rtha

rtha — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:13:48 -0800

I love P-Town (in the off-season, at least). But I've never been to Portland. Oregon, that is. going in July for the meetup though!

By: whimsicalnymph

whimsicalnymph — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:19:57 -0800

In Portland we used to call that: "The Gresham factor." You could always find the Gresham factor hanging around American Cowgirls at 1 a.m. on a Thursday night.

By: whimsicalnymph

whimsicalnymph — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:22:45 -0800

Oh, and his video is awesome. Although he won't find a job because Portland's entire economy is based on bartenders and servers who work and eat at each other's restaurants, keeping everyone afloat. Change careers Ray! Time to learn some mixology...

By: Mizu

Mizu — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:10:27 -0800

My stomach is slightly queasy, I am laughing uncomfortably, and in the end, I am a little more depressed than I was before the video. Obviously, what I have just witnessed here must be labeled Art.

By: vespabelle

vespabelle — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:26:35 -0800

PDX represent! wooo! I'd hire this guy over Susan. At least I know he has actual skills! He can 1) work on a car 2) sell motorcycle related items 3) use a phone 4) drive 5) use social media.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:47:38 -0800

"...you graduated Cum Laude Dawg?" "Yes. He was my pupil. I taught him everything - sharpshooting, reconnaissance, all the secrets of crafting deadly explosives. I had hoped he would in turn teach at the academy one day, but his mind was only driven by greed and cruelty. Cum Laude Dawg went his own way, cutting a wide swath of blood and anguish, and you must also know that he is the man who killed your parents."