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June 10, 2009 9:44 AM

Primus, Astor, and more on the Canine Wall of Fame

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posted by Potomac Avenue (21 comments total)

Oh Shit.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:49 AM on June 10

I wonder how hard it would be to convince the dogs that the marajuana doctor-prescribed.
posted by filthy light thief at 9:57 AM on June 10

The drug war isn't the only war dogs have served in.

All the dogs are gone now. Tux, Smoky, Prince. It's the way life is. Most of the soldiers are home. Many are whole and well because of these dogs. I miss Tux. He was my friend. I remember him and the other brave dogs.

posted by Joe Beese at 10:04 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

Keeping the world safe from what looks like a garlic clove-sized amount of marijuana! Hall of fame that baby!
posted by DU at 10:07 AM on June 10

There's only one Canine Wall of Fame that interests me, and this isn't it.
posted by Parasite Unseen at 10:12 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

Aww, wook at da cute wibble puppy! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Yes, you a ... HEY, GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY STASH.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 10:13 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

Oh please, please save me from all the the good times.
posted by Sargas at 10:15 AM on June 10

My friend's puppy ate his stash, about an ounce of weed. Their relationship changed forever on that day.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 10:17 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

They seem to make a bigger deal about a large bust than a small one, but the small personal stashes have got to be more difficult to find. I mean, I think a human would be able to smell 3,680 pounds of marijuana.
posted by Juliet Banana at 10:26 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

It almost seems like animal cruelty, duping these poor dogs into participating in a stupid, pointless fucking "war" on drugs.

Rover, if you're reading this: You don't have to do what they say. You can have a rewarding life that has actual purpose.

Go help a blind person. Do something useful.
posted by rokusan at 10:27 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

Yeah, some of these are really weak. The one DU linked to and "Searched the vehicle and discovered 4 Marijuana roaches and Marijuana particles within the car."

I do like that one of the dogs is named Kilo.

The cops look like they're havin' fun.
posted by snofoam at 10:34 AM on June 10

Also, why don't they use smarter animals, like dolphins?
posted by snofoam at 10:35 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

I've trained my hound to sniff out weed, too. But for, you know, benevolent purposes.
posted by vito90 at 10:43 AM on June 10 [2 favorites has favorites]

Also, why don't they use smarter animals, like dolphins?

Smarter animals would be bored by the mindless drudgery of police paperwork. (See also.)
posted by DU at 11:00 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

DU: you'd think he'd just apply in another district and dumb down his scores a bit if *really* wants to be a cop that bad.
posted by Nauip at 11:13 AM on June 10

Go help a blind person. Do something useful.
posted by rokusan at 1:27 PM on June 10

Stopping someone illegally smuggling hundreds of pounds of anything into the country is probably useful.
posted by Pastabagel at 11:15 AM on June 10

Until I googled it just now I thought the dog in the Thin Man movies was named "Astor". Apparently it was Asta!
posted by JBennett at 11:45 AM on June 10

Kirth Gerson: "My friend's puppy ate his stash, about an ounce of weed. Their relationship changed forever on that day."

The dog lost interest in Fetch and just sat around listening to Pink Floyd records?
posted by Joe Beese at 11:47 AM on June 10 [1 favorite has favorites]

If Primus gets a whiff of your stash, your name is mud.
posted by resurrexit at 12:08 PM on June 10 [2 favorites has favorites]

Well, Joe - it's not so much that he lost interest as that he didn't get the concept of fetch any more. Considering that the guy hadn't yet picked a name for the dog, eating the stash wasn't such a great canine career move.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 4:50 PM on June 10

Sort of like this.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 12:17 PM on June 11