Comments on: A long, long way from a cheeky line at a dinner party in Notting Hill

A long, long way from a cheeky line at a dinner party in Notting Hill

jontyjago — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:45:34 -0800

In his autobiography, published in 2007, Blur bassist Alex James admitted to blowing a million pounds on champagne and cocaine. This confession led to an invitation from Colombia's President Uribe to visit the country and see the damage being caused by the drug trade. He went, and the BBC filmed it (one, two, three).

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:49:52 -0800

A million pounds? Was he buying it by the bump or something? I know coke is pricey but that's just ridiculous.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:53:21 -0800

It's not the drug trade that's causing the damage, it's the drug war.

By: Decimask

Decimask — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:54:28 -0800

I wouldn't underestimate the price of champagne, especially if he's downing Cristal or vintage stuff.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:57:19 -0800

so is he going to be touring french vineyards, too?

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:04:21 -0800

It's not the drug trade that's causing the damage, it's the drug war. There's a whole lot of really, really grim stuff paramilitary groups are doing down there in the name of fighting drugs- cutting people up with chainsaws, that kind of thing. They're getting paid with US money, too.

By: jimmythefish

jimmythefish — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:08:44 -0800

This is why I always make sure my cocaine is shade-grown, Fair Trade and organic.

By: dhammond

dhammond — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:12:22 -0800

How Scott Storch's Cocaine Addiction Made Him Spend $30 Million In Six Months [MTV]

By: fire&wings

fire&wings — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:14:43 -0800

A million pounds? Was he buying it by the bump or something? I know coke is pricey but that's just ridiculous. The price goes up when the dealer realises who the client is and how much disposable income he has. And I'm sure James didn't care.

By: Joe Beese

Joe Beese — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:17:08 -0800

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:21:06 -0800

I get no kick from champagne Mere alcohol doesnt thrill me at all So tell me why should it be true That I get a kick out of you Some they may go for cocaine Im sure that if, I took even one sniff It would bore me terrifically too But I get a kick out of you

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:22:11 -0800

She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't lie.... champagne.

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:24:15 -0800

The price goes up when the dealer realises who the client is and how much disposable income he has. Good point. What really amazes me, then (assuming celebrities get ripped off like crazy for drugs) is that Amy Winehouse would settle for crack.

By: Bookhouse

Bookhouse — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:29:28 -0800

Amy Winehouse would settle for crack. That's like saying you don't understand why someone would settle for whiskey when there's beer around.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:29:53 -0800

The price goes up when the dealer realises who the client is and how much disposable income he has. No, the price of the drug stays the same -- it's the personalized delivery service that you're paying for. Do you even realize how much profit I'm giving up by bringing this around to your mansion?

By: SPUTNIK

SPUTNIK — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:40:54 -0800

Do you even realize how much profit I'm giving up by bringing this around to your mansion? Not to mention that I'm keeping quiet about it when you know how much the tabloids would pay to hear me blab about it, Alex...

By: hippybear

hippybear — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:46:43 -0800

Trent Reznor on his cocaine addiction: With Teeth She comes along She gets inside She makes you better than anything you've tried It's in her kiss The blackest sea And it runs deeper than you Dare to dream it could be With teeth Wave goodbye To what you were The rules have changed The lines begin to blur She makes you hard It comes on strong You finally found The place where you belong With teeth I cannot go through this again With teeth She will not let you go Keeps holding on She will not let you go Keeps holding on This time, I'm not coming back She will not let you go This time, I'm not coming back She will not let you go

By: dunkadunc

dunkadunc — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:50:59 -0800

>: That's like saying you don't understand why someone would settle for whiskey when there's beer around. My thinking is that she's paying through the nose for drugs anyway, why crack? At least if she'd been blowing lines she wouldn't have emphysema now.

By: crashlanding

crashlanding — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:53:48 -0800

How Scott Storch's Cocaine Addiction Made Him Spend $30 Million In Six Months [MTV] Pffft, I've seen Richard Pryor spend $30M in 30 days.

By: Alex404

Alex404 — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:55:24 -0800

My thinking is that she's paying through the nose for drugs anyway, why crack? At least if she'd been blowing lines she wouldn't have emphysema now. Thanks to you, I've come up with a new word. re-misunderstand

By: Monstrous Moonshine

Monstrous Moonshine — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:56:54 -0800

Uh, the bassline in "Coffee and TV"? Wooorth it.

By: gman

gman — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:57:01 -0800

I don't know if the documentary mentions the period of time it took buddy to spend that much on champagne and coke, but it is certainly possible. Without giving too much detail, back in 1999, I was hanging out for 3 days with an Ibiza DJ who was one of the inspirations for the main character in It's All Gone Pete Tong. Although now 'retired', he told me he was putting 10 grams a day up his nose... an eight ball before noon every fuckin' day.

By: Thin Lizzy

Thin Lizzy — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:58:44 -0800

My thinking is that she's paying through the nose for drugs anyway, why crack? It's great. It's crack. It gets you really high.

By: hippybear

hippybear — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:59:36 -0800

My thinking is that she's paying through the nose for drugs anyway In a thread about cocaine? I see what you did there...

By: gman

gman — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:01:54 -0800

My thinking is that she's paying through the nose for drugs anyway, why crack? She'd rather pay through the nose than with her nose.

By: PenDevil

PenDevil — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:02:12 -0800

It's not so bad when you consider the horribleness of the cocaine part is balanced out by the champagne part, which is all sunshine and smiles, tooling round the French countryside in a classic convertible Jaguar with Oz and May.

By: ericb

ericb — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:31:51 -0800

This Alex James' documentary was on BBC America a few weeks ago. Very interesting. I also suggest watching the documentaries 'Cocaine Cowboys' and 'Cocaine Nation' making "the rounds" these days on cable television.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:32:26 -0800

Sadly, the BBC did not film James' all-expenses-paid trip to the Champagne province of France on the invitation of Nicolas Sarkozy, to report on how wonderfully its economy and people are doing.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 17:33:54 -0800

Drugs Won the War

By: Saxon Kane

Saxon Kane — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:04:15 -0800

From dhammond's link about Scott Storch: "[I had] 15 to 20 cars at all times," he continued. "That's not smart. I would take one of 15 half-million-dollar cars I owned and go to the mall and spend that much money. Stupid, stupid stuff. It's like it didn't make a difference. They were ego investments. I would have been great with three or four cars!" If only more celebrities and millionaires would just learn to sacrifice like this! It's too bad that Storch had to learn the hard way that its really the simple things in life that make you happy, like your modest, unassuming 4 half-million dollar cars.

By: Rangeboy

Rangeboy — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:06:57 -0800

Wrong Britpop band, but this seems as good an excuse as any to post this.

By: Saxon Kane

Saxon Kane — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:07:33 -0800

Another heart-wrenching quote from the Scott Storch article: "It started affecting me where my own son would be like, 'Dad, what's up? When's the next hit record coming up?' " Storch recalled. "I didn't have a answer for him." It was pretty tough for me to read that, especially considering the really traumatic relationship I had with my father. It just hits a bit too close to home, you know? Opens some old wounds, brings up some bad memories...

By: Lukenlogs

Lukenlogs — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:35:35 -0800

Dude has balls for going there. Any recommendations on a good Blur album?

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 18:53:47 -0800

Now someone from Suede will claim they blew £2 million.

By: jontyjago

jontyjago — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:30:10 -0800

In the film he says that 200kg of cocaine would have a street value of £24 million. Which means half a million (if the other half went on champagne) would buy you roughly 4kg. Which is 2 grams a day for 5 or 6 years. Which doesn't seem that far-fetched for someone with a big habit especially given gman's DJ anecdote. And lukenlogs - Parklife is the definitive Blur album, even if it isn't their best (try Blur or 13).

By: Mael Oui

Mael Oui — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:06:25 -0800

Any recommendations on a good Blur album? DEFINITELY Parklife (pshaw, it IS their best.. though you can't go wrong with any of them.. except Think Tank which was Damon Albarn's indulgent drivel)! Still, there's no shame with going with the Best Of album. There's not one bum track (well, except for 'Song 2'). No mention on how much caviar Alex James scarfed down and what he claimed to use as his serving bowl?! Luckily, he's now settled into being a harmless fromage snob. A Bit of Blur, Alex's autobiography, is a very entertaining read.

By: Afroblanco

Afroblanco — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:02:25 -0800

This confession led to an invitation from Colombia's President Uribe to visit the country and see the damage being caused by the drug trade. In a just world, that tour would be guided by the members of parliament most responsible for the UK government's disastrous policy of drug prohibition. If drugs were legal, coca would not be the insanely profitable crop it is today.

By: markkraft

markkraft — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:05:25 -0800

It may be evil of me, but I would've loved to see him faceplant himself into that tasty pure white snow. ;-)

By: Justinian

Justinian — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:33:13 -0800

In the film he says that 200kg of cocaine would have a street value of £24 million. Which means half a million (if the other half went on champagne) would buy you roughly 4kg. Well there's his problem. He was massively overpaying for his coke. By like 250 or 300%

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:50:58 -0800

BLUR: ARE SHITE^{1 2} __________________________________________________________________________ ¹Cf. Stuart Braithwaite: “It's factual and if there's any legal problems about it I'll go to court as someone who has studied music so I can prove they are shite.” ²Also: BLUR: ARE SHITE ONCE AGAIN, DAMON ALBARN: TALLER THAN A CHINESE TREE, GRAHAM COXON: NOT A BUMBLEBEE, DAVE ROWNTREE: DIDDY DOO DIDDLY DOO LABOUR LOSER DOO DIDDLY DOO, and ALEX JAMES: CHEESE MASTER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

By: telstar

telstar — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:53:16 -0800

Seriously, champagne and cocaine? Taj Mahal "Ain't Nobody's Business But My Own" Cocaine don't make me crazy, champagne don't make me lazy. Ain't nobody's business but my own.

By: Gravitus

Gravitus — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:05:59 -0800

Cocaine enhances your personality!

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:06:23 -0800

Lukenlogs: Any recommendations on a good Blur album? Yes. Let us know if you find one.

By: Brian B.

Brian B. — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:08:52 -0800

If drugs were legal, coca would not be the insanely profitable crop it is today. True, but that tells you how much the demand would spike at a fraction of the cost, and no amount of tax would cover the damage it does. If cocaine were legal then growers would cut down most of the forests and grow mostly coca, the market being practically unlimited for addictive substances. Society would be paying much more for rehab, lost productivity and the costs of care and special education for those with birth defects related to cocaine use during pregnancy. Prisons would have more violent criminals that acted under the influence of drugs. All that for an imported product. There's no winning, especially on the supply side, which is what the drug war was. The alternative is to spend the drug war money to maintain a lower demand, instead of wanting to increasing the supply after the drug war's failure.

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:33:49 -0800

koeselitz quoting Stuart Brathwaite of Mogwai: "It's factual and if there's any legal problems about it I'll go to court as someone who has studied music so I can prove they are shite." Don't get me wrong, I love Young Team and My Father, My King was a fine record but Mogwai... well... they're not all that great anymore. Anyway, this reminds me of an old NME article called, I believe, "The Blur Witch Project" which was about all the musicians who'd gotten into verbal spats with Damon Albarn and how pretty much the moment that happened the musicians' quality started sliding. Mogwai, Oasis, XTC were among the bands I remember being featured in that article. I found it amusing.

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:56:19 -0800

Oh and since we're sharing songs here's C.I.A. by American Sneakers.

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:11:33 -0800

Kattullus: Don't get me wrong, I love Young Team and My Father, My King was a fine record but Mogwai... well... they're not all that great anymore. Hell, I don't really like anything of theirs but Young Team. But Stuart's damned right that Blur are shite, and he's right about why: both because their music is pap and egregiously annoying pap at that (the people who made this abomination should really be made to suffer) and because they're self-righteous, pretentious assholes. Alex James' introduction of himself in that video above? “Hi. I'm Alex James, and I'm a farmer.” Good fucking god. And the height of Blur's obnoxiousness, the thing that inspired Mogwai's whole campaign against them, was the moral equivocation that came with their album 13: Damon Albarn took all the angst and anguish he had from a breakup with his long-time girlfriend and put those things into songs that he made quite clear were about her. These were pop songs, mind you, intended for general consumption and aiming at selling as many copies as possible; it's such a severe act of cynicism to put somebody you care about and somebody who means something to you and with whom you're going through something difficult into something as public as a pop song, to say things to them like: “I hope you're with someone who makes you feel safe in your sleep” and to do all of this in the process of trying to rack up another top-ten single, another notch in your belt…well, I just can't fucking stand it. Sorry. Anyway, this reminds me of an old NME article called, I believe, "The Blur Witch Project" which was about all the musicians who'd gotten into verbal spats with Damon Albarn and how pretty much the moment that happened the musicians' quality started sliding. Mogwai, Oasis, XTC were among the bands I remember being featured in that article. I found it amusing. Sounds about right. That is amusing; I never thought about it that way.

By: tighttrousers

tighttrousers — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:19:52 -0800

The BBC spent a shitload of money to make this and all they got was "The Dummies Guide to Cocaine: It's Bad"? Complete with helicopters taking off to the sound of Bloc Party? What, they couldn't afford "Ride of the Valkyries"? This could have been great, considering the access they got, but when you're spending government PR money (just an educated guess) you apparently don't have do do any real journalism. I guess it's the Drug War 2.0 version of this.

By: PeterMcDermott

PeterMcDermott — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:21:59 -0800

Although now 'retired', he told me he was putting 10 grams a day up his nose... an eight ball before noon every fuckin' day. Bear this in mind though, I've never met a fiend who didn't present the largest amount that they've ever used as being their average daily intake.

By: Justinian

Justinian — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:56:26 -0800

True, but that tells you how much the demand would spike at a fraction of the cost, and no amount of tax would cover the damage it does. If cocaine were legal then growers would cut down most of the forests and grow mostly coca, the market being practically unlimited for addictive substances The market is in no way unlimited for addictive substances. Cigarettes are one of the most addictive substances known to man. They are completely legal; you can buy cigarettes as easily as bread so long as you are over 18. Is it your contention that the market for cigarettes is unlimited? Despite the fact that cigarette use in the united states has been on the decline for quite some time and is likely to continue that decline? Prisons would have more violent criminals that acted under the influence of drugs. Are you seriously putting forward the idea that our prison population would get bigger if we decriminalized drugs?

By: Cantdosleepy

Cantdosleepy — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:02:27 -0800

Just popped in to say that Government Comissions is an excellent Mogwai album, and their soundtrack to Zidane is also pretty great. A return to their CODY sound. The Hawk is Howling didn't do much for me, neither did Happy Songs. But Rock Action was a fine piece of ass. Live, they're still bangin'.

By: minifigs

minifigs — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:04:22 -0800

Do you really think 13 is pop? Granted, it's not Peruvian nose-flute gabba but Coffee and TV & B.L.U.R.E.M.I. aside, it's a dark piece of work, especially considering the aimless post-britpop wasteland that was British music in 1999. Damon and Justine were the indie couple for years, sad as that sounds. The very bored music press didn't need any prompting from Blur's camp to make the narrative about 13's release the Damon and Justine show. Alex James has always been a knob though, even if A Bit Of A Blur is a a great read.

By: gman

gman — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:34:35 -0800

PeterMcDermott: Bear this in mind though, I've never met a fiend who didn't present the largest amount that they've ever used as being their average daily intake. I agree, but I will say that he had nothing going on upstairs. Totally stunned.

By: mippy

mippy — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:56:27 -0800

Damon Albarn took all the angst and anguish he had from a breakup with his long-time girlfriend and put those things into songs that he made quite clear were about her. Not the first, not the last. It's a staple of pop music. If you want to try Blur, btw, start with Parklife or Modern Life is Rubbish - The Great Escape has some great songs, but is largely ruined by over-production and was rush-released. Blur is good but patchy for me, 13 I could never get fully into, and Leisure sounds a bit derivative of the baggy scene these days. Alex James worked out that in 1995, he had drunk 1% of the entire supply of champagne in the UK. I love Blur (I have listened to Parklife literally hundreds of times) and Mogwai ain't bad either, but I can't help feeling like Alex James has become a bit of a twat in recent years. Your teenage pin-ups shouldn't be doing a Roger Daltrey and farming cheese. They should just disappear from view once the beer gut starts poking through.

By: mippy

mippy — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:01:16 -0800

Uh, the bassline in "Coffee and TV"? Wooorth it. 'Do you feel like a chainstore? Practically floored' Oh COME ON. That's a perfect lyric right there, up with 'Her laugh no less wooden, she varnished on a smile'

By: ninebelow

ninebelow — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:37:31 -0800

Stuart Lesley Brathwaite HND. Call him by his name!

By: criticalbill

criticalbill — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:22:40 -0800

alex james definitely is a nob anyway pricewise, the most he'd likely be paying would be £50 a gram; he could pay more or less depending on quality&amounts but seems a fair price. Thats £50,000 per kilo, not £125,000 as he claims (although he's probably talking about after they've added dog wormer and cockroach insecticide and local anasthetic and caffeine and speed and a bit of glucose and something else thats got that yellow sparkle and pharmaceutical smell but i still think its a dishonest way to price up a huge amount of coke. On that basis you could say that dog wormer has a street value of £50,000 a kilo). So that would be 10kilos of coke he's bought, and more he's sniffing of others peoples, so over five years, 10ks, 2ks a year, 5.5 grams a day. No wonder he's such a nob

By: not_that_epiphanius

not_that_epiphanius — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 06:51:39 -0800

Life for me is a riverboat fantasy Watchin' the sun go down A rock & roll band, with a reefer in my hand Now look at that wheel go round Cocaine kisses and Moonshine Misses That's the life for me I'm sailing away from my heartache On a riverboat fantasy

By: Windigo

Windigo — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:21:42 -0800

Very random trivia fact: Damon Albarn took all the angst and anguish he had from a breakup with his long-time girlfriend and put those things into songs that he made quite clear were about her. In the Radiohead song Karma Police, it is this very same girlfriend of Damon Albarn that the line "arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill" is about.

By: orme

orme — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:31:00 -0800

Isn't it expected that these celebrities would be providing coke and champagne to their not-as-rich friends and hangers-on?

By: mippy

mippy — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:36:24 -0800

I'd be surprised if Suede hadn't written a song about Justine Frischmann either. I'm still convinced that 'She's In Fashion' is about Zoe Ball?

By: ninebelow

ninebelow — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:41:10 -0800

Now someone from Suede will claim they blew £2 million. Well, Brett Anderson has a massive crackhead.

By: Sonny Jim

Sonny Jim — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:49:23 -0800

Finally, a chance to post Justine Frischmann's wedding photos!

By: nonmerci

nonmerci — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:30:54 -0800

Thank god koeselitz showed up to inform us how much our favorite band sucks, and with informative links to NME (lol) along with an incredibly miscategorized analysis of "13"--have you actually listened to "13"? It's about as far from pop as you can get, except for one or two songs.

By: koeselitz

koeselitz — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:53:04 -0800

nonmerci: Thank god koeselitz showed up to inform us how much our favorite band sucks, and with informative links to NME (lol) along with an incredibly miscategorized analysis of "13"--have you actually listened to "13"? It's about as far from pop as you can get, except for one or two songs. I've listened to "13." It had a huge audience, and Albarn knew it would; that's the only pop aspect of it that mattered to my analysis. And regardless of anyone's notion that “it's a staple of pop music,” the insensitive move of writing such deeply personal songs about a recent ex without telling them about it and without disguising it isn't negligible. Note this 2002 interview of Frischmann from the Guardian:

The oft-quoted [lines from the song “Tender” from 13] ‘The ghost I love the most/hiding from the sun, waiting for the night to come…when you're coming down, think of me’ tended to suggest that the break could be directly attributed to the drugs, but those close to the pair will insist that her refusal to have children at that point was more central to their problems. The object of the hit single “Tender” will confess that she cried the first time she heard it, then became irritated and embarrassed, although her attitude has now softened… “It was very difficult. It's actually very taboo to stop and say, ‘OK, I'm in a band and I'm really successful and my boyfriend's a pop star and he's really handsome and lots of girls fancy him, but I don't want to be with him.’ I was just thinking: ‘This just isn't the life I want.’”

And it's not derisive to presume that financial success, or at least popular success, was part of Blur's formula; we are talking about a band that publicly had a battle with Oasis to see who could produce hit singles fastest. Sorry, but Blur are the worst kind of pop stars: vain, pompous, and full of ego. Also, my quotation of the fantabulous ‘blur: are shite’ t-shirts is as much an advertisement for Mogwai—a far superior band who's done more for music in the last ten years than Albarn & co. will ever manage, producing beautiful and haunting records that actually have great emotional resonance without guile—as it is an indictment of Blur. And, for the record, I'm not just a Britpop hater. There are a fair number of Pulp songs that I really like; but Jarvis Cocker has always had a sense of humor about himself. That's more than you can say for Oasis, Blur, or most of the Britpop groups of the era. I don't mind Elastica much, either; as cover bands go they're not bad.