This is metal.

June 28, 2009 9:44 AM

EXTREME RICE
posted by Christ, what an asshole (57 comments total)

I'm sorry about dinner, stupid birds.
posted by fistynuts at 9:49 AM on June 28

I'm gonna have to head back to church now.
posted by gman at 9:52 AM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

Jesus H, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, but I can't stop laughing.
posted by Turkey Glue at 9:53 AM on June 28

Is this any better with the sound on?
posted by Balisong at 9:53 AM on June 28

fail
posted by Arbac at 9:54 AM on June 28

huh?
posted by Thorzdad at 9:55 AM on June 28

A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
posted by netbros at 9:55 AM on June 28 [24 favorites has favorites]

AH! BASMATI!
posted by dirigibleman at 9:56 AM on June 28

The origin of extreme rice.
posted by The Deej at 9:57 AM on June 28 [9 favorites has favorites]

I don't get nerd humor.
posted by KokuRyu at 9:59 AM on June 28

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

That was excellent in a strange, strange way. Also, +1 for using Buckethead's Botnus as the song. Fit perfectly.
posted by Askiba at 10:01 AM on June 28

It's times like this I'm so glad I didn't have access to video equipment and you tube in my youth.


I just made an ass outta myself in newsgroups!
posted by The Whelk at 10:01 AM on June 28

I can't believe I'm the first to say this:

Eponysterical.
posted by availablelight at 10:04 AM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

The extreme tooth brushing video he sites as inspiration is pretty good, I guess.
posted by orme at 10:04 AM on June 28

I can't believe I'm the first to say this:

Eponysterical.

Actually, I've seen that word used on this site before.
posted by gman at 10:07 AM on June 28 [2 favorites has favorites]

EXTREME RICE
posted by PlusDistance at 10:08 AM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

EXTREME RICE
posted by PlusDistance at 10:10 AM on June 28

I can't believe I'm the first to say this:

Eponysterical.

Welcome to nearly every other post of mine. But at least I'm not named Michael Bolton.
posted by Christ, what an asshole at 10:10 AM on June 28 [3 favorites has favorites]

What that video needs is pea soup.


And a priest.
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 10:14 AM on June 28

EXTREME RICE
posted by PlusDistance at 10:14 AM on June 28

REX EME TWICE
posted by PlusDistance at 10:16 AM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

Is this any better with the sound on?

Whatever it is, it's definitely more of it with the sound on.
posted by FishBike at 10:22 AM on June 28 [11 favorites has favorites]

Also from the extreme toothbrushing guy: EXTREME PB&J MAKING.
posted by boo_radley at 10:30 AM on June 28

This is absolutely retarded, but I love it.
posted by azarbayejani at 10:40 AM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

Heavens to Betsy. I hope he doesn't find out about the dirty silverware.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 10:42 AM on June 28

I preferred the Peanut Butter and Jelly one. It ends with t-shirt rendering.
posted by hot soup girl at 10:45 AM on June 28

wat
posted by SansPoint at 10:48 AM on June 28

Was that Gordon Ramsay?
posted by bigschmoove at 11:04 AM on June 28

that is hilarious! if you're a 14 year old boy.
posted by msconduct at 11:04 AM on June 28

I'm not really sure that I got it.
posted by msali at 11:05 AM on June 28

Extreme cereal, directed by Michael Bay.
posted by CrunchyFrog at 11:10 AM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

What happened to the rice in the microwave?
posted by dibblda at 11:19 AM on June 28

The only bad thing about this post is the fact that I did not stumble across an entire wealth of EXTREME videos as I was expecting.
posted by youarenothere at 11:31 AM on June 28

Brandon Hardesty, the inspiration for EXTREME RICE, also did this:

EXTREME SILLINESS.

I laughed so much when I first saw it I almost contemplated SLYTing it here.
posted by surrendering monkey at 11:40 AM on June 28 [4 favorites has favorites]

And your point being ... exactly ... ?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 11:42 AM on June 28

is this really best of the web?

I sure hope so
posted by fistynuts at 11:43 AM on June 28

This would be a lot more awesome if it wasn't a FPP and I had never seen it.
posted by pkingdesign at 11:43 AM on June 28 [2 favorites has favorites]

EXTREME SILLINESS .

Extreme Rice made me think "mildly humerous drunken jag-off." But this made me think "genius."
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 11:49 AM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

I appreciate this video for its educational value. Now I know how rice is processed!

RAAAAAAAAA!!!!
posted by Ms. Saint at 1:05 PM on June 28

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[THIS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

IS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOOD]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAAAAA
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 1:28 PM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

Extreme Dull. Was expecting something funny or interesting. Next.
posted by jcworth at 2:07 PM on June 28 [1 favorite has favorites]

That is wasted time I will never get back.
posted by silkygreenbelly at 2:09 PM on June 28

Oh god why is that so awesome?
posted by ignignokt at 2:56 PM on June 28

Fuck the haters. EXTREME FAVORITE !+!+!+!+!!!+!+!+!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH ++++++++ AHHHHHHHHHHHH +++++++++
posted by cavalier at 2:58 PM on June 28

This whole extreme thing is really not as extreme as it pretends to be.

I found some videos made by the Viennese actionists back in the '60s, and it occurred to me that one could make really extreme versions of the pseudo extreme crap that gets plastered all over TV, following in their spirit.

A commercial: DUDE does some kind of intense trick on a skateboard, throws back a one liter bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW. Unzips his pants and pisses back into the bottle. Throws back a bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW URINE. Repeat until he is vomiting. Continue beyond the vomiting stage. His BRAs help him lick up all the vomit, he tears at his clothing franticly so they can lick the MOUNTIANDEWURINEVOMIT off of his flesh. This all happens to a soundtrack by Iannis Xenakis. Big Mountain Dew logo and cut to black.
posted by idiopath at 3:21 PM on June 28

If you need help recording that, idiopath, I'll gladly, er, Paypal you $5 for the Mountain Dew or something.
posted by nowonmai at 3:24 PM on June 28

nowonmai: I was kind of thinking about using prop mountain dew, the real stuff is kinda icky.
posted by idiopath at 3:28 PM on June 28 [3 favorites has favorites]

EXTREME BURGER
posted by lizzicide at 3:58 PM on June 28

Extreme Rice made me think "mildly humerous drunken jag-off." But this made me think "genius."

Yeah, that "Extreme Silliness" Boioioioioioioioi video was far more amazing than the Extreme Rice one. My god, that thing is fantastic.
posted by Greg Nog at 8:46 PM on June 28

I didn't get why he had to use bleach...
posted by awfurby at 10:40 PM on June 28

A reference to bleached as opposed to unbleached flour? A step in the process of turning brown rice into white rice?
posted by idiopath at 12:21 AM on June 29

I APPROOOOOOOVE!!!!!
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 12:37 AM on June 29

If you don't understand why this is awesome, you never will. Please keep moving along, and leave the EXTREME AWESOMENESS to the rest of us.

+1!!!!
posted by indiebass at 10:10 AM on June 29

Further, the time input on the microwave is gratuitous and awesome.
posted by indiebass at 10:13 AM on June 29 [1 favorite has favorites]

You could chase this with POWERTHIRST and POWERTHIRST 2: THE RE-DOMINATION if you haven't seen them before...

Powerthirst... It's crystal meth in a can!
posted by Orb2069 at 11:08 AM on June 29

ha, awesome! youtube wins again.
posted by swrittenb at 11:30 AM on June 29

i was hoping this had something to do with condoleeza....
posted by mano at 4:10 PM on June 29