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This is metal.

Christ, what an asshole — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:44:26 -0800

EXTREME RICE

By: fistynuts

fistynuts — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:49:58 -0800

I'm sorry about dinner, stupid birds.

By: gman

gman — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:52:56 -0800

I'm gonna have to head back to church now.

By: Turkey Glue

Turkey Glue — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:53:43 -0800

Jesus H, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, but I can't stop laughing.

By: Balisong

Balisong — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:53:55 -0800

Is this any better with the sound on?

By: Arbac

Arbac — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:54:13 -0800

fail

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:55:13 -0800

huh?

By: netbros

netbros — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:55:28 -0800

A guy walks into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

By: dirigibleman

dirigibleman — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:56:03 -0800

AH! BASMATI!

By: The Deej

The Deej — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:57:09 -0800

The origin of extreme rice.

By: KokuRyu

KokuRyu — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 09:59:37 -0800

I don't get nerd humor.

By: Askiba

Askiba — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:01:35 -0800

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! That was excellent in a strange, strange way. Also, +1 for using Buckethead's Botnus as the song. Fit perfectly.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:01:47 -0800

It's times like this I'm so glad I didn't have access to video equipment and you tube in my youth. I just made an ass outta myself in newsgroups!

By: availablelight

availablelight — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:04:30 -0800

I can't believe I'm the first to say this: Eponysterical.

By: orme

orme — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:04:39 -0800

The extreme tooth brushing video he sites as inspiration is pretty good, I guess.

By: gman

gman — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:07:15 -0800

I can't believe I'm the first to say this: Eponysterical. Actually, I've seen that word used on this site before.

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:08:02 -0800

EXTREME RICE

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:10:32 -0800

EXTREME RICE

By: Christ, what an asshole

Christ, what an asshole — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:10:53 -0800

I can't believe I'm the first to say this: Eponysterical. Welcome to nearly every other post of mine. But at least I'm not named Michael Bolton.

By: St. Alia of the Bunnies

St. Alia of the Bunnies — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:14:14 -0800

What that video needs is pea soup. And a priest.

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:14:15 -0800

EXTREME RICE

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:16:17 -0800

REX EME TWICE

By: FishBike

FishBike — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:22:52 -0800

Is this any better with the sound on? Whatever it is, it's definitely more of it with the sound on.

By: boo_radley

boo_radley — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:30:15 -0800

Also from the extreme toothbrushing guy: EXTREME PB&J MAKING.

By: azarbayejani

azarbayejani — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:40:35 -0800

This is absolutely retarded, but I love it.

By: Kronos_to_Earth

Kronos_to_Earth — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:42:52 -0800

Heavens to Betsy. I hope he doesn't find out about the dirty silverware.

By: hot soup girl

hot soup girl — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:45:54 -0800

I preferred the Peanut Butter and Jelly one. It ends with t-shirt rendering.

By: SansPoint

SansPoint — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 10:48:36 -0800

wat

By: bigschmoove

bigschmoove — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:04:09 -0800

Was that Gordon Ramsay?

By: msconduct

msconduct — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:04:55 -0800

that is hilarious! if you're a 14 year old boy.

By: msali

msali — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:05:07 -0800

I'm not really sure that I got it.

By: CrunchyFrog

CrunchyFrog — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:10:11 -0800

Extreme cereal, directed by Michael Bay.

By: dibblda

dibblda — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:19:35 -0800

What happened to the rice in the microwave?

By: youarenothere

youarenothere — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:31:57 -0800

The only bad thing about this post is the fact that I did not stumble across an entire wealth of EXTREME videos as I was expecting.

By: surrendering monkey

surrendering monkey — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:40:09 -0800

Brandon Hardesty, the inspiration for EXTREME RICE, also did this: EXTREME SILLINESS. I laughed so much when I first saw it I almost contemplated SLYTing it here.

By: Cool Papa Bell

Cool Papa Bell — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:42:26 -0800

And your point being ... exactly ... ?

By: fistynuts

fistynuts — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:43:01 -0800

is this really best of the web? I sure hope so

By: pkingdesign

pkingdesign — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:43:17 -0800

This would be a lot more awesome if it wasn't a FPP and I had never seen it.

By: Slarty Bartfast

Slarty Bartfast — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:49:07 -0800

EXTREME SILLINESS . Extreme Rice made me think "mildly humerous drunken jag-off." But this made me think "genius."

By: Ms. Saint

Ms. Saint — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:05:46 -0800

I appreciate this video for its educational value. Now I know how rice is processed! RAAAAAAAAA!!!!

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:28:18 -0800

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[THIS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

IS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOOD]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAAAAA

By: jcworth

jcworth — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:07:58 -0800

Extreme Dull. Was expecting something funny or interesting. Next.

By: silkygreenbelly

silkygreenbelly — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:09:05 -0800

That is wasted time I will never get back.

By: ignignokt

ignignokt — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:56:01 -0800

Oh god why is that so awesome?

By: cavalier

cavalier — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:58:13 -0800

Fuck the haters. EXTREME FAVORITE !+!+!+!+!!!+!+!+!! AHHHHHHHHHHH ++++++++ AHHHHHHHHHHHH +++++++++

By: idiopath

idiopath — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:21:50 -0800

This whole extreme thing is really not as extreme as it pretends to be. I found some videos made by the Viennese actionists back in the '60s, and it occurred to me that one could make really extreme versions of the pseudo extreme crap that gets plastered all over TV, following in their spirit. A commercial: DUDE does some kind of intense trick on a skateboard, throws back a one liter bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW. Unzips his pants and pisses back into the bottle. Throws back a bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW URINE. Repeat until he is vomiting. Continue beyond the vomiting stage. His BRAs help him lick up all the vomit, he tears at his clothing franticly so they can lick the MOUNTIANDEWURINEVOMIT off of his flesh. This all happens to a soundtrack by Iannis Xenakis. Big Mountain Dew logo and cut to black.

By: nowonmai

nowonmai — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:24:26 -0800

If you need help recording that, idiopath, I'll gladly, er, Paypal you $5 for the Mountain Dew or something.

By: idiopath

idiopath — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:28:40 -0800

nowonmai: I was kind of thinking about using prop mountain dew, the real stuff is kinda icky.

By: lizzicide

lizzicide — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:58:31 -0800

EXTREME BURGER

By: Greg Nog

Greg Nog — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:46:52 -0800

Extreme Rice made me think "mildly humerous drunken jag-off." But this made me think "genius." Yeah, that "Extreme Silliness" Boioioioioioioioi video was far more amazing than the Extreme Rice one. My god, that thing is fantastic.

By: awfurby

awfurby — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:40:14 -0800

I didn't get why he had to use bleach...

By: idiopath

idiopath — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:21:46 -0800

A reference to bleached as opposed to unbleached flour? A step in the process of turning brown rice into white rice?

By: AzzaMcKazza

AzzaMcKazza — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:37:42 -0800

I APPROOOOOOOVE!!!!!

By: indiebass

indiebass — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:10:10 -0800

If you don't understand why this is awesome, you never will. Please keep moving along, and leave the EXTREME AWESOMENESS to the rest of us. +1!!!!

By: indiebass

indiebass — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:13:18 -0800

Further, the time input on the microwave is gratuitous and awesome.

By: Orb2069

Orb2069 — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:08:10 -0800

You could chase this with POWERTHIRST and POWERTHIRST 2: THE RE-DOMINATION if you haven't seen them before... Powerthirst... It's crystal meth in a can!

By: swrittenb

swrittenb — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:30:06 -0800

ha, awesome! youtube wins again.

By: mano

mano — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:10:45 -0800

i was hoping this had something to do with condoleeza....