Jesus christ people, the kid is using fifteen-year-old technology and we're conversing about it. What happened to the snarky metafilter I used to know?
Maybe one day Apple or someone else will have a 'smart' shuffler, that analyzes song content, mood, and lead-in/out, and make a keen-sounding mix
Shuffle leads to stupid shit like Joanna Newsom -> Tool -> Godspeed You Black Emperor.
Could it be that some of you are secretly worried that you've been bested by anonymous 13-year-olds in internet arguments about matters far more weighty than the virtues of cassette tapes? --blucevalo
Am I the only one who sometimes puts their earphones in on public transportation but leaves their MP3 player off, to lull their fellow passengers into a false sense of privacy?
So, yes, kids do write like that, but the kind of kids who get 100% on all their spelling tests, get shifted into programs for "gifted students," win national spelling bees, play a lot of role playing games, and don't get laid until after they flunk out of university and take a blue-collar job because they spent their first thirteen years of school never having done any homework while still being an honour student, and thus never developed study habits. Or, uh, so I have heard. Ahem
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