Comments on: Sewer Creatures

Sewer Creatures

MetaMonkey — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:41:59 -0800

Sewer Creatures

By: debbie_ann

debbie_ann — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:43:23 -0800

Should not have looked at that while eating.

By: orville sash

orville sash — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:44:47 -0800

David Cronenberg must hang out down there.

By: Guy_Inamonkeysuit

Guy_Inamonkeysuit — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:45:07 -0800

Um... What the *sputter* fffffuck are those things?! They are moving!

By: dirtdirt

dirtdirt — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:46:15 -0800

what

By: Saxon Kane

Saxon Kane — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:48:19 -0800

Please god someone nuke the fuck out of our sewers NOW!!

By: nebulawindphone

nebulawindphone — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:49:27 -0800

Nest of insects?

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:50:25 -0800

from Reddit: The theory is that they are a type of freshwater Bryozoa, similar to the ones found in Colorado

By: ixohoxi

ixohoxi — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:50:39 -0800

Someone please tell me what those are before I have to freak the fuck out.

By: bunnycup

bunnycup — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:50:56 -0800

I am having such an awful day that this video improved it exponentially. Just as that Montauk monster captivated my imagination oh so long ago, I will watch this over and over waiting, breathlessly, for an answer.

By: orrnyereg

orrnyereg — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:52:32 -0800

They're also freaking out about this on io9. I tend to agree with the suggestion that it's something viral. Cloverfield 2?

By: ElmerFishpaw

ElmerFishpaw — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:52:53 -0800

Pepsi Brown.

By: Hairy Lobster

Hairy Lobster — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:54:57 -0800

They kinda look like... nipples. A colony of nipples.

By: Guy_Inamonkeysuit

Guy_Inamonkeysuit — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:56:11 -0800

Whose nipples have you been looking at?! Cthulhu's?

By: HuronBob

HuronBob — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 11:56:43 -0800

are we certain this isn't just somebody's colonoscopy?

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:04:16 -0800

No No

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:06:09 -0800

First: Ewwwwh! Second: If I were a betting woman, I'd guess we're being Blair Witched. Third: Has anyone else noticed that the movement is like what happens if you tickle a man's testicles? Just saying...perhaps the sewers in North Carolina have grown balls? I don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure it's going to fuel some nightmares. Bleh!

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:07:38 -0800

Is there any more info on this at all? Location? I'd particularly like the location so that I can never go to that place ever.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:09:03 -0800

I do not know if these are fake or not, but if they are then hats off because that is the most icky thing I have seen for ages. Yiiiick! Or as it says in comments somewhere: This is why humans had to invent fire.

By: shino-boy

shino-boy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:10:04 -0800

Please send in Ripley w/ flamethrower ASAP. Also, was it a robot-mounted video cam? Cause that part was kind of cool...

By: rtha

rtha — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:10:15 -0800

And you thought the fluke monster from the X-Files was just made up! Ha!

By: lumpenprole

lumpenprole — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:10:25 -0800

Yay! Half-Life 3 is coming out!!!!!

By: Skot

Skot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:13:31 -0800

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *bursts into tears*

By: From Bklyn

From Bklyn — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:14:18 -0800

Are we sure this isn't a Matthew Barney test reel?

By: MetaMonkey

MetaMonkey — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:14:44 -0800

My thoughts having watched this far more than I should when supposed to be working: - not a Bryozoa, they don't move like that - not a slime mould, they don't move like that - not some sort of insect/worm colony, seems too coherent - not the inside of someone, environment looks man-made - the sewer seems very small in relation to the camera, not sure what that indicates Without any other ideas, the only other theory that works is a very unusual viral. If it is viral, I'd pay to see whatever film this is promoting, because if they can make things that look that awesome/creepy I'd love to see 90 minutes worth.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:14:58 -0800

I would quite like a robot to explore my own drains, and see what blocks the fuckers so much. I suspect it's roots, and not mini-shoggoths.

By: Skot

Skot — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:15:19 -0800

Parenthetically, apparently I owe a much huger debt of gratitude than previously imagined to the various women out there who have had the monumental courage and strength of mind to tickle my balls.

By: MetaMonkey

MetaMonkey — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:16:09 -0800

Of course I'm secretly hoping our alien overlords have finally arrived and are currently gestating on our precious bodily fluids/discarded drugs

By: Captain Cardanthian!

Captain Cardanthian! — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:16:54 -0800

"This video is private." Well, then.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:16:57 -0800

It's The Invasion of Satan's Nutsacks

By: xod

xod — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:17:06 -0800

If you are or have viewed this video then you are cursed for life. (The only way to undo this curse is to enter the sewer system and return with three still-throbbing creatures, thrust them into bright sunlight and document their screaming demise.)

By: Dr-Baa

Dr-Baa — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:17:13 -0800

So...... How come you guys can see it, but it's marked private for me?

By: numbskeleton

numbskeleton — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:17:32 -0800

What's up with the "this video is private" business?

By: Dr-Baa

Dr-Baa — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:17:52 -0800

On lack of preview, hello Captain Cardanthian!

By: lumpenprole

lumpenprole — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:18:52 -0800

He just set the video to private. Illuminati!

By: ...possums

...possums — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:19:39 -0800

The video is marked as private.

By: 1f2frfbf

1f2frfbf — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:20:36 -0800

Barry Zuckerkorn: Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls... I really wish they were balls.

By: rottytooth

rottytooth — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:21:49 -0800

I can't see it either

By: Captain Cardanthian!

Captain Cardanthian! — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:22:19 -0800

I assume this is pretty much the same thing, though. Horrifyingly awesome. Reminds me of Krang.

By: Abiezer

Abiezer — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:24:00 -0800

Has anyone else noticed that the movement is like what happens if you tickle a man's testicles? Yes, I leap about three feet in the air if I'm not given fair warning.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:25:52 -0800

Has anyone else noticed that the movement is like what happens if you tickle a man's testicles? I have never moved like that when I've tickled a man's testicles. I don't know what you're talking about.

By: Abiezer

Abiezer — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:28:18 -0800

I parsed that wrong so my joke was crap. Mind, yours is only better cos it makes sense.

By: tkchrist

tkchrist — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:29:02 -0800

This video is private.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:29:08 -0800

Since we can no longer see what the video was, I will submit that based on the descriptions upthread it might be one of these (warning: nightmarish image). Now I have to go and scrub my brain.

By: MetaMonkey

MetaMonkey — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:29:50 -0800

Hmm, on digging around some more, KDVR claims it is a Bryozoa, "An aquatic specialist from the DOW confirmed that what the camera had discovered was actually a Bryozoan, a primitive life form that, as a species, is over 350 million years old." Funny that it's movement doesn't really jive with what I've read on the wikipedia page on Bryozoa, and other sources.

By: a robot made out of meat

a robot made out of meat — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:31:45 -0800

What gives me the fake vibe is that the pacing is too good. The robot moves at what appears to be a fast clip down the tunnel, and despite being right next to them doesn't spook the Things until the everything is in focus. If I were filming Cthulu's children in the sewer; I'd probably get more than 2 minutes of footage, even though that would get a little dull.

By: MetaMonkey

MetaMonkey — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:32:51 -0800

As the vid is now private, use the link provided by Captain Cardanthian!: link

By: Guy_Inamonkeysuit

Guy_Inamonkeysuit — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:33:15 -0800

rtha, I thought of the X-Files Fluke man, too. But that vid leads to this: The Host - great monster flick.

By: FatherDagon

FatherDagon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:35:29 -0800

(warning: nightmarish image). JESUS FUCK WHY DID I LOOK NYYYYYRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH

By: Captain Cardanthian!

Captain Cardanthian! — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:38:32 -0800

It's not private anymore. Weird.

By: tkchrist

tkchrist — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:38:52 -0800

Okay saw it. It's fake.

By: dammitjim

dammitjim — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:39:12 -0800

The Howstuffworks blog has a video of some guys blowing them the hell up with guns, if that makes anybody feel better. They didn't defend themselves at all.

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:40:44 -0800

"notice the retraction of a stiff nail like object from the third and last creature from the seam in the pipe." IT'S TOOL USING! Head for the hills!

By: sharkitect

sharkitect — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:40:46 -0800

I think it's a miniature, though a nicely done one. Look at the shots of the sewer and the trickling of water in relation to the walls...

By: bendybendy

bendybendy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:44:12 -0800

Is there any more info on this at all? Location?Cameron Village the bland sunbelt mall in Raleigh.

By: bendybendy

bendybendy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:45:30 -0800

Hmm, something went wrong there. Hopefully, it is under this Cameron Village. http://www.shopsofcameronvillage.com/

By: GuyZero

GuyZero — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:48:22 -0800

- not a Bryozoa, they don't move like that Further reddit speculation is that the timestamp isn't correct and that the video is sped up.

By: fearfulsymmetry

fearfulsymmetry — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:51:30 -0800

From, what I presume, is some distance down the pipe readout, the two 'sites' are about 2 foot about part. From that I'd guess that the pipe is only a few inches accross, may be half a foot? I'm not going to be checking the drains before I go to bed... despite the fact they look like the belong in a Shaun Hutson/James Herbert/Stephen King* novel * delete as appropriate for age/nationality

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:51:51 -0800

I think it's a miniature, though a nicely done one. Look at the shots of the sewer and the trickling of water in relation to the walls... It's in a small pipe. Look at the distance markers, the first one is less than 3 feet from the entrance.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:55:35 -0800

Relax. It's only the wild Cloaca Clitoris Maximus

By: not_on_display

not_on_display — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:59:50 -0800

I think an appropriate name for this cute widduw ting would be "Throbbing Gristle".

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:00:09 -0800

It's only the wild Cloaca Clitoris Maximus Family: vagina dentatea?

By: Lacking Subtlety

Lacking Subtlety — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:03:37 -0800

Soooooooooooooooooooooo glad I looked at the comments prior to link. I am actually starting to get the hang of the internet.

By: splice

splice — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:11:13 -0800

Funny that it's movement doesn't really jive with what I've read on the wikipedia page on Bryozoa, and other sources. Ooooh, quick! Inform the specialist that he's not up to date with all the current, exact data on the fount of sciency knowledge that is wikipedia!

By: Hermione Dies

Hermione Dies — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:15:57 -0800

Has anyone else noticed that the movement is like what happens if you tickle a man's testicles? Oh, goddamnit. Now I misread the kdvr link as saying "a green, slimy organism with testicles that seemed to be alive... the testicles seemed to be staying away from the water...".

By: vaghjar

vaghjar — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:21:18 -0800

Relax. It's only the wild Cloaca Clitoris Maximus I thought that was this creature.

By: MetaMonkey

MetaMonkey — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:27:31 -0800

Ooooh, quick! Inform the specialist that he's not up to date with all the current, exact data on the fount of sciency knowledge that is wikipedia! What I meant was, it's odd that something moving in such a weird and fantastic way isn't mentioned in the couple dozen pages I skimmed on Bryozoa, nor any of the videos I could find (all of which portray them as at best slow moving things). Things this cool, in my experience, generally have easy to find info on the net. Btw, who shat in your lunch box? I'm just exploring the oddest thing I've seen in ages, not contradicting the expert or trying to play internet genius. Sped up video seems the most likely explanation in my extremely humble opinion.

By: bondcliff

bondcliff — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:35:52 -0800

Soooooooooooooooooooooo glad I looked at the comments prior to link. I am actually starting to get the hang of the internet. Yeah, me too. The fact that the comments themselves are squicking me out tells me there's no way in hell I need to watch this. I'm kind of proud of myself right now.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:36:33 -0800

There is something about the surface of the second one that makes me think that it might be digitally manipulated; the way it slowly goes limp after its initial contraction just seems unreal. And the last one shown, as it pulls its outlying tendrils in, it just seems a bit unnatural. That said, I've seen far weirder and less likely things among the corals in my wife's fish tanks, so if these turn out to be real, I wouldn't be completely shocked.

By: JJ86

JJ86 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:40:37 -0800

6" CP = 6-inch diameter concrete pipe, so these things are very small. Probably about an inch. It's still an odd creature but they aren't going to kill you.

By: ixohoxi

ixohoxi — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:41:46 -0800

I Googled "Malphrus" (it appears in the text overlay in the video), and found this construction company. The site summary on the Google results page seems relevant: "A residential development in which Malphrus constructed every phase, including clearing work, sanitary sewer, water, storm drainage, lake excavation..." ...but I can't find that text anywhere on the site, or anything else that explains what we're seeing in the video. Curiously, no other sites link to malphrus.com, which does smell viral-ish. However, there are other references to the company online, and their site has been around since 2002, so they would appear to be legit.

By: JJ86

JJ86 — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:42:16 -0800

I doubt it's a viral or altered. The video has been there a month with only 25,000 views.

By: PontifexPrimus

PontifexPrimus — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:42:17 -0800

dammitjim: "The Howstuffworks blog has a video of some guys blowing them the hell up with guns, if that makes anybody feel better. They didn't defend themselves at all." Rednecks shooting up slimy egg-thingies they found drifting in the swamp. Have those people never watched a single horror movie in their entire lives??? The only thing missing from this clip was "We should split up to search for more of those things, we can cover a greater area that way!"...

By: JonnyRotten

JonnyRotten — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:46:35 -0800

I thought that was this creature. Holy shit! I want to know more about this. I'm sure its fake, but it was quite awesome!

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:47:08 -0800

They just look like pulsing nests of slimy string that live in filth, why are you guys so sensitive? I call the second one "Fred," by the way.

By: happyroach

happyroach — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:53:03 -0800

I keep waiting for a young Steve McQueen to show up. Not because it has anytime to do with the movie, but just because it would be, you know, cool.

By: quin

quin — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:57:40 -0800

Have those people never watched a single horror movie in their entire lives??? I thought something similar; "Man, something is going to be pissed when it finds out what these guys did to its eggs..."

By: Liquidwolf

Liquidwolf — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:58:17 -0800

Someone get Kurt Russell .......and tell him to bring the flame thrower.

By: Shike

Shike — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:02:34 -0800

i'm gonna throw up

By: EarBucket

EarBucket — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:11:57 -0800

This is literally fifteen minutes from my house. Now I have to plug all the drains in my house before I go to sleep tonight. Goddammit.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:14:46 -0800

THE GALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

By: Potomac Avenue

Potomac Avenue — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:19:27 -0800

oh, cool we're fucked.

By: PontifexPrimus

PontifexPrimus — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:20:31 -0800

EarBucket: "This is literally fifteen minutes from my house. Now I have to plug all the drains in my house before I go to sleep tonight. Goddammit." Yeah, right, it's probably not the light shining in that keeps them from coming up the drains. No, no, plugging sounds like a good idea. Really...

By: hifiparasol

hifiparasol — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:23:31 -0800

I gotta say, if any news organization could be paid off to show a viral ad as news, it'd be a local Fox affiliate.

By: fnord

fnord — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:35:58 -0800

Yeah. If anyone was curious, a meatball sub was a baaaad call.

By: Xoebe

Xoebe — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:41:45 -0800

This video is private.

By: EarBucket

EarBucket — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:45:21 -0800

There's a mirror here, for the curious.

By: Xoebe

Xoebe — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:48:25 -0800

Ah, found the other link. Thanks. Yeah, this is what sewer video looks like. I used to work with some civil engineers. One day I was walking by this guy's cube and a couple of em were in there watching the tape of sewer video. They said that every now and then a rat would scurry by. I watched for a little while, didn't see any rats. Or any brain-eating slime molds.

By: Captain Cardanthian!

Captain Cardanthian! — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:51:19 -0800

What is with the public/private/public/private thing going on here? If this is supposed to be viral advertising, they're not very good at it.

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:07:12 -0800

Looks like it's worms.

By: empath

empath — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:21:21 -0800

Worms?

By: empath

empath — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:21:38 -0800

that's what i get for not refreshing for 20 minutes.

By: empath

empath — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:23:35 -0800

I don't know, though, it doesnt' really look like worms to me, either.

By: everichon

everichon — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:51:59 -0800

OMFG WORMS!

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:37:27 -0800

Diet of WHAT???

By: hifiparasol

hifiparasol — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:50:23 -0800

I'm with empath. Those tubifex look a lot different.

By: Baby_Balrog

Baby_Balrog — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:52:18 -0800

I wasn't positive this was a viral until I saw the "rednecks with guns" bullshit sequence. That's a staged youtube video if ever I've seen one - from the ridiculous, stupid "background music" to the fake-ass accents. I've posted videos of me shooting shit with guns to youtube and I never dubbed in some bullshit, whiny-ass nirvana soundtrack in the background. Bryozoa my ass - that wikipedia article is made up, too. So stupid - "hee haw lookit the dumb hillbillies - they found an alien now they blowed it up man are they stupid because that's exactly what a southerner would do!" No, I'll tell you what they'd do. First, they'd get a god damn haircut. Then they'd put their kids in the house - not have them running around in the yard while they blow up gummy melons - and they'd take photos of it, stick it in a cooler, and send the photos to Coast-to-Coast with George Noory so they could get on the radio and be famous. This is dumb viral marketing for some dumb hollywood movie.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:35:56 -0800

Yeah, I first saw this on reddit and it's already effecting my sleep. But it seems virally calculated.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:05:15 -0800

Calling this a viral video seems quite appropriate in all contexts.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:15:29 -0800

Seems likely to me, though, that eventually something is going to discover and adapt to life in the sewer. A pulsating, filter-feeding, Cthulu-esque creature.

By: nickyskye

nickyskye — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:20:20 -0800

A working link with other related videos: No, these are not bryozoans! They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting. EWWW!

By: jimfl

jimfl — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:31:17 -0800

So... the monsters in the sewers are REAL?! That is not okay.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:56:16 -0800

IT CAME FROM BENEATH December 21st, 2012 Humanity is about to be flushed out. After over a hundred years of modern plumbing humanity is about to suffer the consequences. Everything from goldfish and exotic aquatic animals to yogurt and last months soup to antibiotics and illicit drugs have been brewing underground. Combined with the collective psychic energy of 20-40 years of post-apocalyptic fantasy from The Blob to the Doom video games to Half Life there has been a collective fear of gooey, blooby things that want to eat your face off. Our collective fears have been manifest, something lurks beneath and it's not hemorrhoids or giant sewer rats that pop out of your toilet at night to nibble on your pasta. Don't flush after dark. Don't read on the shitter. Their tentacles are reaching for the soft, pink folds of your rectum even as you read this shitty movie synopsis. And for the love of all that is good and pure stop eating so much fucking fat and sugar! Those loose, nutritious stools may be our doom! Remember! Loose, sinking shits sink townships! Report any toilet-oriented tentacle manifestations to your local authorities by burning down your house and running screaming through the streets while clutching your hands over backside and the mutant alien pulsing goopy thing currently eating out your intestines from the inside out. Shop as usual and avoid panic buying.

By: Fezzik's Underwear

Fezzik's Underwear — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:20:11 -0800

Looks exactly like the clumps of live tubifex worms that would collect in the rocks of my aquarium. (I had a tendency to overfeed.) Has anyone else noticed that the movement is like what happens if you tickle a man's testicles? Glad you specified a man's testicles.

By: Saxon Kane

Saxon Kane — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:51:29 -0800

It's still an odd creature but they aren't going to kill you. Sure, not one or two of them. But as they start to grow in number and commune with each other (using some primitive form of telepathy) they will gather... and then, my friends, the storm will come...

By: 2N2222

2N2222 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:25:49 -0800

For godsakes, somebody post a unicorn chaser, please!

By: empath

empath — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:28:32 -0800

hrm... if it's a viral -- Starcraft II? maybe? They look vaguely like zerglings.

By: Mastercheddaar

Mastercheddaar — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:20:59 -0800

I'm sure we found the exception to Rule # 34. Congrats Metafilter!

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:13:58 -0800

I'm sure we found the exception to Rule # 34. Are you crazy? The entire Internet is a series of Tubifex porn sites.

By: jordanlewis

jordanlewis — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:03:13 -0800

Did they flush them down the toilet, or what?

By: empath

empath — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:35:41 -0800

The city confirmed that it's worms.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:42:48 -0800

Well of course they'd say that! The alien scrotal brain squids have obviously gotten to them!

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:43:27 -0800

Trust no one! Measure once, flush twice!

By: Hovercraft Eel

Hovercraft Eel — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 05:39:09 -0800

What an ignorant bunch of bigoted slimephobes. I expected better from Mefi.

By: samsara

samsara — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 08:12:18 -0800

What gives me the fake vibe is that the pacing is too good. The robot moves at what appears to be a fast clip down the tunnel, and despite being right next to them doesn't spook the Things until the everything is in focus My guess is that the heat from the lamp is what's triggering the worms to contract.

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 12:11:20 -0800

My guess is that the heat from the lamp is what's triggering the worms to contract. Contract? They are just getting poised to pounce sensing the heat of the lamp as the warmth of a mammalian body.

By: Artw

Artw — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:45:46 -0800

Hͫ̓̓̌ͮ̓ͤ̉̏̏̿̚e̓ͬ̇̀̓͂ͬͤ ̂ͦ̓̾ͣ͆̊͒̉̈́̔̾ͭ̆̉̐̌ͪW̒̔̋ͬ́̑ͮ́ͮ̋̏̃̅͗̋̎ͥ͆̍h̅́̆̎͗̉̃ͫ̎̃̈́̅̆oͥ̇̈̌̅̏ͧ̎͌̄ͬͪͨ̐͂̐͂ ̈́̂͛ͨ̒͛ͫ͋W̅̒̂̉ͩ́ȧ̾̆ͩ̅͐̒i͆ͩͧ͌́ͤ̆̚t̾ͨ̌͂ͥ̉ͫ̈̃͂̍̔̐ͥsͯ̋͋̀͒͒̇ͦ͋̓͑̑̂ͪ͆ͦͩ ̂͆ͮ̏͌ͬ̏̐̓͂̏́͋̽ͮͭͬͬUͪ̿̎͛͊ͤ̒̎͗͗ͣ͊̚nͯ̈́̆̊ͯ͒̃̑͂ͧ̈́̉ͯ̔͂̉̈́d͛̈ͥ̔̈́̈̓ͬͦ͌ͣ̐͊̀͗͑̾eͫ̽̍̾͐ͬ͊̐̚ṙͫ̅̊̃ͥ̐́̽̏ͥ ͨͤͭ̈́͊̇̎̑ͫ̾T̏͑ͬ̄͆͊̽ͫͨ̀ͧ̒̆ͥ̉̎h̑̇ͧͬ͊͑̉ͬ̍̿̽̎̏̚ë́̉̍̏ ̎ͮ̈́͛̓̃̃ͭ̈̓͐T̔̔͂ͯ͊ͨͬ̎͋ͦͯ̈́̔̑́̎ͬͯ̚o̓̍͌͒̿͒̒͋ͪ̎ͯͣ͛͋̔̑̾̓̋iͧ͗ͭ̈́̉̆̍̈́̚lͭͦͮ͒̚ė͊͋͐̅ͯ͒͂ͫ̊ͥ̍̄ͫ̿t̃̒̀̈̒̒̓̅͒̅̆̀ͮ̄̄̊ͣͨ̚ ͯͦ͋ͨ͛̄L̅́͋ͫ̎ͪ̍ͩ̏̅ͧ́ͨiͦͧ̋͗͒͐̉͒̈́ͦ̚ḋ̈́ͯ̈́̓ͩ̋̐ͤ̿ͤͯ̐̈̋

By: empath

empath — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:02:31 -0800

what the hell is that