June 14, 2001

7:54 AM

Harvard Profs Can't Do Everything;For one thing, as seen by this article, they certainly can't rap.
posted by lowblow (4 comments total)

why?
posted by clavdivs at 8:20 AM on June 14, 2001

The following is a partial transcript of this remarkable (and fictitious) event

Proof that humorous fiction can actually be worse than serious fiction. Ayn Rand was funnier than this.
posted by Skot at 8:31 AM on June 14, 2001

Yeah Yeah they' ain't no Bill 'this goes out to all maah hommies' O'Reilly! Hid skillz are mad, his rhyme is dope and he can get nice with Charlie Chan!
posted by tiaka at 8:37 AM on June 14, 2001

It is worth following the link to Cornel West's site. You can download some of the tunes. He seems to be aiming at being Gil Scott-Heron, rather than DMX, which is a noble goal but he does miss by quite a long way.

But... on the basis of this spoof, let's hope the writer never gets into the studio. It doesn't bear thinking about.
posted by pascal at 8:47 AM on June 14, 2001