USB Chainsaw
July 9, 2009 9:39 PM Subscribe
Anybody need a USB-powered chainsaw?
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Yes, I do. Come closer. Closer.
posted by loquacious at 9:40 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by loquacious at 9:40 PM on July 9, 2009
in before deleOHGODDD THE BLOOD STOPITSTOPITSTOPIT
posted by lazaruslong at 9:41 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by lazaruslong at 9:41 PM on July 9, 2009
I want a device that makes a horrible shrieking sound whenever someone takes their hands off the home row. Not because I want to save the environment, but I think it'll really fuck up any children I ever have.
posted by allen.spaulding at 9:43 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by allen.spaulding at 9:43 PM on July 9, 2009
Useless. A 10" bar isn't enough for dismembering my victims cutting firewood.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 9:44 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 9:44 PM on July 9, 2009
I'm confused. What makes this a viral ad, rather than just an ad?
posted by pompomtom at 9:51 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by pompomtom at 9:51 PM on July 9, 2009
It's an ad for a piece of Mac/Windows software that plays the sound of a chainsaw every time you hit Command-P (Mac) or Control-P (Windows).
posted by emelenjr at 9:54 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by emelenjr at 9:54 PM on July 9, 2009
It's an ad to get people to stop using so much paper, so it's not exactly selling anything.
posted by GuyZero at 9:54 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by GuyZero at 9:54 PM on July 9, 2009
Booo! Ripped off, I wanted the bloody chainsaw.
I wonder how much energy they'd've saved by, like, not doing this.
posted by pompomtom at 9:58 PM on July 9, 2009
I wonder how much energy they'd've saved by, like, not doing this.
posted by pompomtom at 9:58 PM on July 9, 2009
You and me... out back. You may have your USB chainsaw, but I've got my USB Swiss Army Knife.
posted by twoleftfeet at 10:00 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by twoleftfeet at 10:00 PM on July 9, 2009
It's an ad for a piece of Mac/Windows software that plays the sound of a chainsaw every time you hit Command-P (Mac) or Control-P (Windows).
Wow! That's so cute!
For 1995!
posted by dhartung at 10:11 PM on July 9, 2009 [2 favorites]
Wow! That's so cute!
For 1995!
posted by dhartung at 10:11 PM on July 9, 2009 [2 favorites]
This is obviously bullshit: The chainsaw has a type A USB plug, which it shouldn't unless it's a hub or host. It should have type B.
Now can I be famous like unixrat?
posted by qxntpqbbbqxl at 10:28 PM on July 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
Now can I be famous like unixrat?
posted by qxntpqbbbqxl at 10:28 PM on July 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
Apparently the mods have decided it's worth keeping. OK, fine by me.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 10:34 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 10:34 PM on July 9, 2009
I already have an iCame and an iConquered, so yeah. I need one.
posted by jimmythefish at 10:39 PM on July 9, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by jimmythefish at 10:39 PM on July 9, 2009 [3 favorites]
It needs to be a controller for an upcoming Doom title is what it needs to be dammit.
posted by mcrandello at 10:41 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by mcrandello at 10:41 PM on July 9, 2009
I already have an iCame and an iConquered, so yeah. I need one.
posted by jimmythefish at 6:39 AM on July 10
I have an iSawWhatYouDidThere.
Frankly, it's not the most useful bit of kit.
posted by kaemaril at 10:57 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by jimmythefish at 6:39 AM on July 10
I have an iSawWhatYouDidThere.
Frankly, it's not the most useful bit of kit.
posted by kaemaril at 10:57 PM on July 9, 2009
PRE-ORDER NOW I.SAW IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER $59.95
I don't know how to pre-order. It hurts my brain just thinking about it. Can't I just order?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:01 PM on July 9, 2009
I don't know how to pre-order. It hurts my brain just thinking about it. Can't I just order?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:01 PM on July 9, 2009
Perfect for fighting off the iVil Dead.
posted by brundlefly at 11:03 PM on July 9, 2009
posted by brundlefly at 11:03 PM on July 9, 2009
How many amps does it take at 5V to make a chainsaw actually do it's thing?
I'm kind of thinking the cable would leave a fine copper plating on rest of the room as it was vaporized.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 11:03 PM on July 9, 2009
I'm kind of thinking the cable would leave a fine copper plating on rest of the room as it was vaporized.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 11:03 PM on July 9, 2009
The other use for a program that plays a chainsaw noise each time you print is to feel AWESOME. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
posted by America at 11:12 PM on July 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by America at 11:12 PM on July 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
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posted by Chocolate Pickle at 9:40 PM on July 9, 2009