No! Not the Glenlivet ! Aaaaaah!

June 15, 2001 12:35 AM

No! Not the Glenlivet ! Aaaaaah! I know a couple of guys who would kill this guy without remorse, and then suck on his cheeks.
posted by BGM (12 comments total)

Arrrgh, the burning, the burning.
posted by eyeballkid at 3:18 AM on June 15, 2001

Heh... Nutcase... but actually, it was interesting to read, since I have allergies that restrict me from wearing most aftershaves/colognes, yet I've never had a reaction to anything I've had to... er, well, drink.
posted by SpecialK at 6:34 AM on June 15, 2001

The Ladies Man says right on...
posted by machaus at 7:11 AM on June 15, 2001

In desperate moments I've had an aftershave cocktail or two... never occurred to me to go in the other direction.
posted by dong_resin at 7:31 AM on June 15, 2001

This would be a perfect compliment to Burberry of London, which, I always thought smelled a bit like "cigar."

Liquor and cigars: What could be more manly?
posted by 7sharp11 at 9:11 AM on June 15, 2001

C'mon sweet honey bottom, save your cosmopolitan. Here, throw my Basil Hayden in my face, you dirty little baby.
posted by roboto at 9:12 AM on June 15, 2001

It's an interesting idea; a shot for my neck, a shot for my mouth. Although, in general I tend not to wear aftershave.
posted by dave at 12:10 PM on June 15, 2001

No kidding! Burberry is my favorite. It also happens to drive the ladies two shades east of wild. heh

Anyway, my girlfriend is a big Scotch/Brandy enthusiast and would probably eat me piece by piece if I came home smelling like Macallan or Oban...
posted by fooljay at 12:17 PM on June 15, 2001

Are you suggesting that is a bad thing? If you smelled of Brandy, would she eat you whole?

I generally don't wear aftershave, and I'm afraid if I kept a bottle of scotch on my bathroom sink, I'd be the subject of an intervention within days.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 12:50 PM on June 15, 2001

Hmm, I find it hard to understand this guy. Why would you want to stink of booze? Surely everyone will think you're a rummy/drunk? Is that fashionable nowadays?
posted by wackybrit at 7:01 PM on June 15, 2001

Wackybrit,

The authoer said that the alcohol evaporated rather quickly, leaving only the smell of the refining process/other flavors, not the alcohol. Evidence being the ancedote about being pulled over by a cop due to brake lights being out shortly after applying his "after-shave".
posted by Apoch at 7:27 PM on June 15, 2001

Are you suggesting that is a bad thing? If you smelled of Brandy, would she eat you whole?

Lord no! I sent her the link. She said she'd bring the bottle... heh
posted by fooljay at 8:49 PM on June 16, 2001