I think, like Jenny Lewis, she just fits with their demographic really well.I'm not sure about that. I think she fits a demographic they'd like to snag. They've got a lot of fifty and sixty-something listeners. They're interested in appealing to those people's twenty and thirty-something equivalents. They're trying to pitch their cultural coverage a bit younger, in an attempt to be relevent to younger listeners. A lot of the time it doesn't work, but I think that's what they're trying to do.
Peter Sagal: "So in fact, as we've seen on television and even on other things, working here in a veterinary hospital near Denver, you've dealt with some pretty bizarre animals. I mean, not just your dogs and cats but a lot of exotic creatures...":)
Dr. Kevin Fitgerald: "Well, sadly, for better or for worse, the animals go in fads. You know, last year, hedgehogs and sugargliders, ten years ago pot-bellied pigs and right now it's spiders. Hobo spiders, wolf spiders, giant tarantulas and being veterinarians we're not supposed to be afraid of any animals and I'm afraid of spiders! They creep me out! The way they move. They've got hair and saliva. That's wrong! A bug shouldn't have hair on it!
So this guy comes and he's got this plastic shoebox and this giant spider and he goes:
"Be Really Careful. He Got Out A Year Ago And Bit My Roommate In The Face and He Had to Have His Head Drained!"
And I was like aaaah! I was like, 'Get a Phonebook!" You know, that's not a practice builder, dropping a phone book on your patients. Even I know that. So I read where it takes one second to be nice and two seconds to be mean so we should be nice to each other and so I said, "Sir, what's wrong with him?" and he said
"Well, He's Just Not Himself."
"Not his perky spider spider self? Called in late for work?"
"No. He Hasn't Eaten In Several Weeks And Yesterday His Leg Fell Off."
I'm trying to think of something learned to tell this guy and get him outta there. So I say "It's been my experience sir, that when the leg falls off, they're obviously ill."
It sounded good, right? And I remembered that the Museum of Natural History in City Park has old Dr. Licht over there, the spider expert, so I say go see Dr. Licht, he's gonna help you.
About an hour later, the phone rings and it's Licht and he goes,
"Dr. Fitzgerald, Dr. Licht."
"Heyyyy..."
He goes: "Did you send Mr. Montgomery over here with this big-ass spider?"
"Uh... yeah...."
"Did you tell him that in your opinion 'when the leg falls off, they're obviously ill'?"
"uh..."
"Well, if you had taken time to examine him, you'd noticed that he was in fact, dead!"
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